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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #122
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Lapin wrote: »
    This caller is an compo and sympathy seeking arsehole.

    That was my first thought. He's looking for money.


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    #123
    rollcall
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    'Me pardnerrr Joe' - new Bingo phrase??


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    #124
    syklops
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    That call reminded me of the old Rikki Fulton sketch where he opens the door to this woman holding a baby and she says "Are you the man who rescued my baby in the river today?", and he says "Why yes I am", and she says"Well wheres his BONNET?!?!"


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    #125
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    That road safety ad sounded around 40 years old!


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    #126
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    FFS this is his fault for taking his eye off the ball. Would he be moaning about himself to Joe if it happened at home ?

    Would he fuk.

    I'm actually getting angry at this blame shifting.


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    #127
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Serbia...a place where you get kicked in the Balkans...


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    #128
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Cue Serbian ambassador


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    #129
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    He'd want to try driving in Ghana. If the police stop a white face it's obligatory to hand over a few notes to be let on your way. :rolleyes:


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    #130
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Serbia :(

    Did nothing interesiting happen in Ireland this week ?






    Apart from the outrage of a woman not getting a free cup of tea after her 18 month old nearly chocked to death on a Big Mac.


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    #131
    syklops
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    This happens the world over everyday. Its not news.


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    #132
    syklops
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    Lapin wrote: »
    Serbia :(

    Did nothing interesiting happen in Ireland this week ?






    Apart from the outrage of a woman not getting a free cup of tea after her 18 month old nearly chocked to death on a Mighty Mac.

    FYP.


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    #133
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Short story long....

    'There was a corner'


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    #134
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    my friend wrote: »
    Cue Serbian ambassador

    woo hoo!


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    #135
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    There were no EUROs in 1992 you muppet!


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    #136
    signostic
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    in 1992 dear, there was no euros...


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    #137
    ThisRegard
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    lucylu wrote: »
    If it was a multi-national takeaway the Father was complaining about and not Supermacs would Joe's position have changed?.. I think so

    Definitely, as soon as I heard oul Pat was on the line I knew Joe wasn't going to give him a hard time.

    Current caller talking about something that happen over 20 years ago, very topical Joe.


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    #138
    VinLieger
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    This one time joe we were away and i didnt like the look of the locals at all, was awful joe i tell ya


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    #139
    the_monkey
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    Sorry I was off there for a bit, how did Serbia come up ?


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    #140
    Sittingpretty
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    None of your f ing business where he was on holidays Joe you nose bag.


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    #141
    VinLieger
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    LOL they got the consul involved?


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    #142
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    my friend wrote: »
    Cue Serbian ambassador

    Have a Jaffa Cake sir !


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    #143
    Wacker The Attacker
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    This guy has a right pain in his stones


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    #144
    JonathanAnon
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    sudzs wrote: »
    He'd want to try driving in Ghana. If the police stop a white face it's obligatory to hand over a few notes to be let on your way. :rolleyes:

    closeup.jpg

    So you just bring a black faced sheep with you then?


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    #145
    snubbleste
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    the_monkey wrote: »
    Sorry I was off there for a bit, how did Serbia come up ?
    Because there is no other safe subject that Joe can touch this week


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    #146
    Roger_007
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    Serbian ambassador admits "Its all true. We are a bunch of thieving bastards. Don't come anywhere near us" ?????????


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    #147
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Remarkably honest commentary from the consul


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    #148
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This is great, Serbian consul gets on, we expect him to defend Serbia, and he has stories of his own !


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    #149
    constitutionus
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    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    None of your f ing business where he was on holidays Joe you nose bag.

    "riding chislers Joe ! Leagal age a 12 god bless em ! "

    :D


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    #150
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    the_monkey wrote: »
    Sorry I was off there for a bit, how did Serbia come up ?


    Not very well.


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    #151
    Technocentral
    Registered Users Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Why the **** is a Serbian Consul travelling on a British passport!


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