Man rushed to hospital after he puts a live eel up his bum

davet82

A PORN addict who inserted a live eel up his backside had to endure an all-night operation - after it got STUCK.

The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes

One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”

“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.

A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

AEDIC

Talking Heads 'slippery people' is now running through my head...

kevthegaff

shocking!

Hardonraging

I assume I'm not the only one squirming in my seat now after reading that ...

Nodin

Eel never hear the end of it.

HondaSami

davet82 wrote: »

Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

''A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

I think this man has more pressing problems he needs to deal with first.

Brego888

When will people learn that bums are exit only points

Banjo String

Something fishy about this tail.

AnonoBoy

He's an eely lover.

Just like Phil Collins.

AnonoBoy

Brego888 wrote: »

When will people learn that bums are exit only points

I don't know about that. I've put things into bums and got them out undamaged.

davet82

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

the x-ray is in the link

jester77

davet82 wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

the x-ray is in the link

lol at the blacking out of the eels eyes to protect its identity

Gee_G

Sick sick sick!
What the hell is wrong with some people?!

Nodin

Gee_G wrote: »

Sick sick sick!
What the hell is wrong with some people?!

Eels up the bum, by the look of it.

Duggy747

Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.

Aglomerado

Do Monty Python have an entry in their Inflammatory Hungarian Phrasebook for "My bottom is full of eels"?

neil_

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.

Nah I think this guy easily takes the crown. Mr Hands probably had about .1% of the horse's total body mass inside him. This guy had an entire eel literally swimming around inside him.

Nodin

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.

...if ye'd ever had a bad pint of stout before, it might not feel that terrible though.

AdamB

High Eels fetish!!

Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.

mike65

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.

Sure.

Catphish

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]http://www.columbia.edu/itc/cerc/danoff-burg/invasion_bio/inv_spp_summ/Monopterus_albus.html[/FONT]

Asian swamp eel - [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Threat(s): While it is really too early to tell, most researchers suspect that the threat from this species is very high, considering the facts that they have no known predator at this time..

They do now.. [/FONT]

BizzyC

Lucky guy, there are some fresh water eels that will use the anus of an animal as an entry point to eat them from the inside out....

Even if this one was a less aggressive species, it could've caused terrible damage

davet82

BizzyC wrote: »

Lucky guy, there are some fresh water eels that will use the anus of an animal as an entry point to eat them from the inside out....

Even if this one was a less aggressive species, it could've caused terrible damage

could have been worst if it were one of them electric eels :eek:

mike65

mike65 wrote: »

Sure.

Shhuuuutttt uuuuupppp

Hoop66

Ah come on, we've all done it.

jasonmcco

Brego888 wrote: »

When will people learn that bums are exit only points

No it can be quite enjoyable to have something inserted into it(anal sex).
Both men and women enjoy this.

Hence the reason the man was putting eel up there.

Also doctors insert medicines and cameras using anus.

When will people learn to think before they speak.

the_monkey

Mr. Hands ? should I even ask ?

jasonmcco

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.

You watched it for educational reasons with a view to informing us of its inappropriateness. Your weird.

Seedy Arling

That story made my whole week.

Hoop66

the_monkey wrote: »

Mr. Hands ? should I even ask ?

I wouldn't.

Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.

i57dwun4yb1pt8

he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....

jasonmcco

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

Nodin

Hoop66 wrote: »

I wouldn't.

Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.

"zoo". It's a documentary about it, not film of it though.

Seedy Arling

Hoop66 wrote: »

.

Very appropriate username.

jasonmcco

DaDumTish wrote: »

he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....

Why?

Nodin

jasonmcco wrote: »

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

Finger.....big long live eel

Finger....Big Long Live Eel....Hmmmmm.

Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?

Seedy Arling

jasonmcco wrote: »

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

You're really up your own hole.

HondaSami

jasonmcco wrote: »

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.

Really? glad i'm not like most people.

Seedy Arling

Hands up here anyone who hasnt had sex with a squid?

Hersheys

Nodin wrote: »

Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?

His girlfriend wishes

problemchimp

jasonmcco wrote: »

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

BANNED!



from trout farms

davet82

DaDumTish wrote: »

he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....

advice from experience?

krudler

could he just not use a hamster like a normal person? crazy Asians..

uch

davet82 wrote: »

Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

He so Horny

IceFjoem

uch wrote: »

He so Horny

Slippy eel love you long time

jasonmcco

Seedy Arling wrote: »

You're really up your own hole.

yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.

Seedy Arling

jasonmcco wrote: »

yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.

Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

You should have an Anus Awareness Week.

Morag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

ilovesleep

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

You should have an Anus Awareness Week.

Arsehole Awareness Week.

It's coming in October. International cork day will be part of the arsehole awareness week.

ilovesleep

jasonmcco wrote: »

Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

Stop. Some things are designed for sticking up holes like putt plugs. Eels are not designed for the purpose. They are a type of fish and sticking one up his hole was deranged and disgusting.