Anyone suitable for this job...

whomitconcerns

Saw this posted today on a job board in Dublin. Title was "Business Manager"...i was codded! :P

....Clienteling / Building customer base (A MUST!!)
- Following up with existing customers via phone or note every 60 days to inquire
about their 50ml refill needs
Hand written thank you notes after every purchase...
Candidate should have a polished sense of style and know how to present
themselves in a professional and positive manner at all times.....

Dress codes / Colours: Black & white
Fitted black jacket with a black or white shirt
Black or white/ivory elegant top
No tee-shirt – arms not visible
No visible jewels (not big earrings)
Black paint or shirt (sexy but not short!)
No jeans!
Black shoes (high-hills)
Natural makeup – skin tone colors (ex: no red lipstick)
No cigarets breath / Proper hair
Perfect hand manicur

Evidentially spelling is not a requirement...a proper no brains needed job

biko

Now where did I put my high-hills shoes?

whomitconcerns

and your sexy but not short shirt. Very important for that clienteling skill...

Funny thing is its a job at one of Ireland's top department stores, admittedly at a concession therein..but still.

Seedy Arling

How does one dress in black paint?

Jhcx

whomitconcerns wrote: »

Funny thing is its a job at one of Ireland's top department stores, admittedly at a concession therein..but still.

I didn't think penny's were so fussy. :pac:

irishgeo

That's ad is breaking lots of law's.