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A Blond

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  • 20-04-2013 3:01pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭


    A blond is on who wants to be a millionaire,
    the first question is: What is the name of the lone star state?
    She says, "can I phone a friend?" he calls, she asks her friend,
    who replies, "Texas, Texas, Texas" the blond says' "are you sure?"
    she says, 100% certain!"
    The blond then pulls out her mobile phone and proceeds to send
    her friend a text: What is the name of.......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    Got run over by a steamroller once,
    broke every bone in my body,
    except my funny bone,
    I just laughed it off...


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