Things that you do that your friends or family dont know about

1hottmofo

I have two things that if my mates knew they woud take the utter piss

1) i cry a small bit during sad or sob stories or even on banjo,s street crew when he teaches the fools to dance

2) ive thought my dog how to do hugs

Catkins407

1hottmofo wrote: »

I have two things that if my mates knew they woud take the utter piss

1) i cry a small bit during sad or sob stories or even on banjo,s street crew when he teaches the fools to dance

2) ive thought my dog how to do hugs

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Post on boards.

Lando Griffin

I wear a full county GAA kit when I watch matches or listen to them on the radio. Sometimes I act out the play as it happens with a baloon as a ball.

Chop Chop

Catkins407 wrote: »

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Post him random pictures of dog poo, just to confuse him even more.

Catkins407

Chop Chop wrote: »

Post him random pictures of dog poo, just to confuse him even more.

Ha ha ha that's next month sorted lol

joe stodge

Catkins407 wrote: »

Ha ha ha that's next month sorted lol

Post screen shots!

kneemos

I try to resucitate roadkill.

Duckworth_Luas

I troll the Youtube comments section of rival Pesäpallo teams I do not respect!

hollster2

Catkins407 wrote: »

Well they are tough ones to follow especially as all my dogs do is crap in my kitchen any chance they get but here goes

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

The second ones brilliant cant stop laughing id say his head is wrecked!!

Paz-CCFC

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

Rabidlamb

Familicide

They're going to be so surprised when they find out, or not of course

IrishExpat

I'm a shameless womanizer.

Shamozzle

IrishExpat wrote: »

I'm a shameless womanizer.

Frank?

branie

Paz-CCFC wrote: »

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I play a millionaire at parties. Well I like to.

somefeen

I shoot birds at the airport

dgt

Paz-CCFC wrote: »

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I beg celebrities for money

Paz-CCFC

My legs hurt.

kinetic

I'm adopted

hfallada

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

wolfpawnat

I write gay porn on the internet Seriously.

TeddyTedson

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

pharmaton

Everything..I'm very secretive.

December2012

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

Does anybody in real life know?

Legs.Eleven

That I was a woman of fairly loose morals in my 20s.

herisson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used to do a fair bit of self harming, never really understood why and had never heard of self harming back then. But nobody really knows because I never wear short sleeve tops. I have scars I wish would leave. A couple of people have seen them but nobody has ever asked me about them. Although I overheard people talking about them before and they were worried I was going to kill myself. I don't think I was at all suicidal. In fact I think I felt great. But I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

Bio Oil helps reduce them.

smallerthanyou

I watch wwe. None of my friends know. They're mostly girls, I'm a girl too, so they really wouldn't get it.

somefeen

I sometimes rub instant coffee granules into cheese and then eat it.
I really shouldn't but it just tastes so good

TeddyTedson

December2012 wrote: »

Does anybody in real life know?

I've never told anyone. I couldn't deal with the drama.
I was a bit sick a few years ago, not really life or death but I had never told anyone. Until a few days ago I blurted it out to a good friend. He went mad in a nice way saying I should have told people and not dealt with it on my own. I felt so much better because he was so cool about it.
Ever body probably thinks this but I really think I have the best friends in the world. As lame as that sounds
Some nice boardsies too

Mandzhalas

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

kraggy

Mandzhalas wrote: »

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

I **** everyday when your wife IS around.

TeddyTedson

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Bio Oil helps reduce them.

I have it
I've actually spend a fortune on things to reduce them. Thank god for online shopping, I could never buy this stuff face to face.
The good thing is though now you'd never really see them unless you were looking for them.

Phoebas

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

That I've been a woman of fairly lose morals in my 20s.

But now you've changed - or so your username suggests.

wandatowell

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.


Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

There's nothing ****ed up about being glad there are people who care about you. It's human.

wandatowell

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.


Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

You should have gone straight for the owners, it's not the dogs fault if he's left outside all day.

Mark Tapley

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.


Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

You horrible git

herisson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I have it
I've actually spend a fortune on things to reduce them. Thank god for online shopping, I could never buy this stuff face to face.
The good thing is though now you'd never really see them unless you were looking for them.

Mine are the same!
Actually you know what works better? The euro shops do their own version of it, its a small bottle for €2 or something but its the same thing only it is better.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.


Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

That's ruff!

You should be ashamed of yerself.

Chop Chop

Mandzhalas wrote: »

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

Oh yeah, the Minuite she's out the door with the kids, I'm bating the banger..

mattjack

somefeen wrote: »

I shoot birds at the airport

Oh I do that too , Ryan Air cabin crew are the best fun to shoot at.

wandatowell

Mark Tapley wrote: »

You horrible git

Last resort, neighbour wouldnt be reasoned with.


Dont see why I should have to listen to a dog barking ALL day while Im after doing a 24hr shift.


Bang bang every time

e_e

I used to take sips from the vinegar bottle when I was a kid and nobody else was around.

Gwena

Have sex with my ex

Chop Chop

Gwena wrote: »

Have sex with my ex

It's only dirty if you are in a relationship.

Gwena

Chop Chop wrote: »

It's only dirty if you are in a relationship.

Nope

Corvo

I recite the starting line-ups of clubs in the Premier League in my head while having sex to delay the inevitable climaxing.

Never made it outside the Top 4

ProudDUB

Catkins407 wrote: »

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

You do realize that millions of other people all across the world, like that stuff too ya know? It's not like you are jacking off and clubbing baby seals to death while listening to La Traviata. ( Well, maybe you are, but that probably a whole other thread. :P ) There is no shame in looking for entertainment in places other than Coronation St or Tallafornia. If your friends judge you for that, then you need new friends imo !

I watch You Tube snippets of The West Wing at 2 in the morning sometimes. There aren't many problems in life that Toby Ziegler or Mrs Landingham can't come up with a few well chosen words of wisdom for.

KKkitty

I suffer bouts of mild depression. I don't want to worry family or friends with it.

KKkitty

KKkitty wrote: »

I suffer bouts of mild depression. I don't want to worry family or friends with it.

They probably worry anyway when they see you down. You should tell them and let them help, you'll all probably feel better for it.:)

Jezek

wandatowell wrote: »

Last resort, neighbour wouldnt be reasoned with.


Dont see why I should have to listen to a dog barking ALL day while Im after doing a 24hr shift.


Bang bang every time

The other posts in this thread are fun/funny to read. This is just revolting.