What's bugging Gilbert Grape? Gilbert Grape being you.

NuckingFacker

Ok, so what's worrying you the most right now? They say a problem shared is a problem halved. Being AH, it might be a case of a problem shared is a poster mocked, but leaving aside the mockers, the knockers and the downright fockers, what is your biggest worry today?

In the good tradition of AH, i.e the d.O.P.e who starts the thread has to contribute - things are very tight at the moment on the liquidity front. It's temporary and will pass, hopefully, but it's a worry and the nice bailiff turning up this eve out of the blue to relieve me of a large wodge of cash didn't reeally help either. Luckily, I had it,( I feckin don't now), or else I'd be lamenting the loss of my couch. So AH, what's your worry this fine day? Share, so we can care(or not, depending on the humour).

wendell borton

N. Korea, used condoms, soiled tampoms, Muslim fundamentalists, the catholic church, Israel, tayto chocolate, single mothers, social welfare, skangers, swan eaters etc. all bug the hell out of me.

NuckingFacker

wendell borton wrote: »

N. Korea, used condoms, soiled tampoms, Muslim fundamentalists, the catholic church, Israel, tayto chocolate, single mothers, social welfare, skangers, swan eaters etc. all bug the hell out of me.

Yeah yeah, but do they worry you? Are they your No.1 worry? Doubtful. I'd imagine it's that hard lump in your left rock, or your teenager shooting heroin in the front room, or the car crash you had on the M50. Kims an annoying needy fecker, but he's hardly a worry.

endacl

Have a bloody Master's dissertation to finish.....start...

Banjo String

Jimmy carr is on the TV right not.

My remote is on the other couch that I'm too lazy to walk over to.

Need I go on?

NuckingFacker

SamHall wrote: »

Jimmy carr is on the TV right not.

My remote is on the other couch that I'm too lazy to walk over to.

Need I go on?

"Huh Huh Huh Huh Haaaaaw. "



Anchor, huge anchor for that station so he is.

endacl

SamHall wrote: »

Jimmy carr is on the TV right not.

My remote is on the other couch that I'm too lazy to walk over to.

Need I go on?

Have you anything heavy within reach that you could chuck at the TV? Or is there anybody else in the gaff you could shout at to come in and change the channel?

That's what I'd do 'n all 'n anyways.

Banjo String

endacl wrote: »

Have you anything heavy within reach that you could chuck at the TV? Or is there anybody else in the gaff you could shout at to come in and change the channel?

That's what I'd do 'n all 'n anyways.

I've Marley.

He's a black Boston terrier. Hates been thrown though.

April O Neill

Mentioned a bout of depression I had in the last year on a medical form a filled out for an interview yesterday. WHY did I do that? And I really want the job! The interview went well... but when they read the form? Forget about it.

zef

Adrian Kennedy phoneshow is on, endless useless arguments arrrrgh.

I applied to Uni as a mature student and hope I didn't f up the written exam last Saturday. I hope the cats don't have fleas, better buy some of that stuff for their necks tommorrow.. I have a wash on and it's taking bloody ages.

pragmatic1

Workmates egos and arrogance. I'd like to break a few peoples noses.

endacl

SamHall wrote: »

I've Marley.

He's a black Boston terrier. Hates been thrown though.

Does he hate being thrown more than you hate Jimmy Carr? Your house, your rules.

Or you could learn a lesson from this unfortunate situation. Next time you can be arsed moving, spend the energy wisely and train Marley to fetch the remote! This of course means you shouldn't throw him now. Dented dogs are rubbish at fetching remotes.

IceFjoem

endacl wrote: »

Have a bloody Master's dissertation to finish.....start...

I know how you feel, I've got a project due tomorrow morning at 10am, I've had about 8 months to do it and I've got about 1/250th done. So tempting to just crack a can and give up!

endacl

April O Neill wrote: »

Mentioned a bout of depression I had in the last year on a medical form a filled out for an interview yesterday. WHY did I do that? And I really want the job! The interview went well... but when they read the form? Forget about it.

Unless you're dealing with utter w4nkers, that shouldn't be an issue. Best of luck with it.

Catkins407

Worried that I may need a filling as one of my teeth is starting to hurt

IceFjoem

April O Neill wrote: »

Mentioned a bout of depression I had in the last year on a medical form a filled out for an interview yesterday. WHY did I do that? And I really want the job! The interview went well... but when they read the form? Forget about it.

A depressing situation really :pac:

NuckingFacker

Worries lads, worries. There's another thread for what annoys ye, one for what annoys others about you and loads on the Adrian Kennedy phone show(justifiably so). What is worrying you? Not bugging you, not causing you a rash, not mildly irritatating you. What is causing your hair to go grey, your pubes to fall out and your tossing and turning at night? And alopaecia doesn't qualify, unless it also worries you.

endacl

IceFjoem wrote: »

I know how you feel, I've got a project due tomorrow morning at 10am, I've had about 8 months to do it and I've got about 1/250th done. So tempting to just crack a can and give up!

I really have nothing to complain about. Its not due till mid July, and I've organised a 3 day week till June to get it bet into shape. From June on that turns into a 7 day weekend till September.

Guess what cushy job I'm retraining to leave?

pharmaton

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Worries lads, worries. There's another thread for what annoys ye, one for what annoys others about you and loads on the Adrian Kennedy phone show(justifiably so). What is worrying you? Not bugging you, not causing you a rash, not mildly irritatating you. What is causing your hair to go grey, your pubes to fall out and your tossing and turning at night? And alopaecia doesn't qualify, unless it also worries you.

I pay somebody 60 euro an hour to talk to me.

endacl

Catkins407 wrote: »

Worried that I may need a filling as one of my teeth is starting to hurt

Whisky+pliers=problem solved.

IceFjoem

endacl wrote: »

I really have nothing to complain about. Its not due till mid July, and I've organised a 3 day week till June to get it bet into shape. From June on that turns into a 7 day weekend till September.

Guess what cushy job I'm retraining to leave?

Cushion salesman?

endacl

IceFjoem wrote: »

Cushion salesman?

Spot on! Since the recession the cushion factory has been on short time...

Catkins407

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Worries lads, worries. There's another thread for what annoys ye, one for what annoys others about you and loads on the Adrian Kennedy phone show(justifiably so). What is worrying you? Not bugging you, not causing you a rash, not mildly irritatating you. What is causing your hair to go grey, your pubes to fall out and your tossing and turning at night? And alopaecia doesn't qualify, unless it also worries you.

Jaysus Ok ok your one bossy fecker ......... Actually no it's too depressing to write them out , back into the repression vault they go .

April O Neill

endacl wrote: »

Unless you're dealing with utter w4nkers, that shouldn't be an issue. Best of luck with it.

Thanks, I hope it somehow works out. I put it down because if I do the job, I'll have to have a medical anyway, and they'd prob get info from my current doctor too (with my consent, but I couldn't really refuse) and my GP is a straight up guy who wouldn't lie. (nor would I expect him to. )

NuckingFacker

pharmaton wrote: »

I pay somebody 60 euro an hour to talk to me.

I'll do it for €55

IceFjoem

endacl wrote: »

Spot on! Since the recession the cushion factory has been on short time...

Ye cushions are more of a luxury item really...pillows, now there's a product!

IceFjoem

April O Neill wrote: »

Thanks, I hope it somehow works out. I put it down because if I do the job, I'll have to have a medical anyway, and they'd prob get info from my current doctor too (with my consent, but I couldn't really refuse) and my GP is a straight up guy who wouldn't lie. (nor would I expect him to. )

Well don't tell them about your turtle friends anyway!

Smidge

I tried to do something good and honest and decent and have ended up destroying my children's and oH's lives. Have put my home and basically everything at risk because of it.
What worries me is how I can live with the guilt of what I have done to the people I love the most.

endacl

April O Neill wrote: »

Thanks, I hope it somehow works out. I put it down because if I do the job, I'll have to have a medical anyway, and they'd prob get info from my current doctor too (with my consent, but I couldn't really refuse) and my GP is a straight up guy who wouldn't lie. (nor would I expect him to. )

Very easy to focus on the one thing you think may have gone wrong. Whoever was interviewing you definitely knows somebody who has been through similar. Who doesn't these days?

Tell us about the stuff that went well so we can tell you you're fab!

pharmaton

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I'll do it for €55

should have said I already pay someone 60 euro an hour to talk to
wouldn't mind if he talked for an hour though, that'd be grand.

endacl

pharmaton wrote: »

should have said I already pay someone 60 euro an hour to talk to
wouldn't mind if he talked for an hour though, that'd be grand.

I just talk to the internet. That's cheaper.

pharmaton

endacl wrote: »

I just talk to the internet. That's cheaper.

and full of crazy people

IceFjoem

pharmaton wrote: »

and full of crazy people

Crazy like a fox!

NuckingFacker

Smidge wrote: »

I tried to do something good and honest and decent and have ended up destroying my children's and oH's lives. Have put my home and basically everything at risk because of it.
What worries me is how I can live with the guilt of what I have done to the people I love the most.

In which case, you probably havn't destroyed anything long term. Short term maybe, but I hope long term karma sorts it out for you. Hang about for the long term, It'll be grand, it usually is:)

Smidge

NuckingFacker wrote: »

In which case, you probably havn't destroyed anything long term. Short term maybe, but I hope long term karma sorts it out for you. Hang about for the long term, It'll be grand, it usually is:)

TBH I'm fuming with myself, I really should have known better.
But oh no, I've walked us all into trouble.

As for the short term?
Nothing short term about losing your house and making your children homeless:(

Damn, I'm stooopid!

Also, would love to set a dose of karma on a few folks right about .........NOW;)

NuckingFacker

Smidge wrote: »

TBH I'm fuming with myself, I really should have known better.
But oh no, I've walked us all into trouble.

As for the short term?
Nothing short term about losing your house and making your children homeless:(

Damn, I'm stooopid!

Also, would love to set a dose of karma on a few folks right about .........NOW;)

Sounds tough, hope it works out ok for you. Head down, plough on, when you're going through hell, keep going.

April O Neill

endacl wrote: »

Tell us about the stuff that went well so we can tell you you're fab!

Well, at the end, they asked me if I'd been scoping out the area. (I'd be relocating if I got it) That's a good sign... right? RIGHT?????

:pac:

NuckingFacker

April O Neill wrote: »

Well, at the end, they asked me if I'd been scoping out the area. (I'd be relocating if I got it) That's a good sign... right? RIGHT?????

:pac:

Naah, they just wanted to see if you were the stalker type.

Smidge

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Sounds tough, hope it works out ok for you. Head down, plough on, when you're going through hell, keep going.

Nothing worse than kicking yourself in your own arse lol
It has learned me a good lesson

Do good deed=Bad idea:P

Smidge

April O Neill wrote: »

Well, at the end, they asked me if I'd been scoping out the area. (I'd be relocating if I got it) That's a good sign... right? RIGHT?????

:pac:

Is it the type of job that having a previous bout of depression will be relevant?

April O Neill

Smidge wrote: »

Is it the type of job that having a previous bout of depression will be relevant?

Well, it'd be busy and focussed lab work, so I'm not sure really. Maybe they might have concerns about concentration?

Smidge

April O Neill wrote: »

Well, it'd be busy and focussed lab work, so I'm not sure really. Maybe they might have concerns about concentration?

If it's lab work I don't see how your past bout should hold any relevance and should not stop them from employing you.
You'll do fine and if they don't take you on, their loss!

April O Neill

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Naah, they just wanted to see if you were the stalker type.

I am. What's your point?

:pac:

April O Neill

Smidge wrote: »

If it's lab work I don't see how your past bout should hold any relevance and should not stop them from employing you.
You'll do fine and if they don't take you on, their loss!

Well, I shall update ye on this thread. I should know by the end of the week, or maybe early next week. I've another interview coming up, and am glad of the distraction!

Gilbert Grape

Someone say my name??

Smidge

April O Neill wrote: »

Well, I shall update ye on this thread. I should know by the end of the week, or maybe early next week. I've another interview coming up, and am glad of the distraction!

Best of luck with it!

NuckingFacker

Gilbert Grape wrote: »

Someone say my name??

Took your time. What's bugging you?

Lon.C

Gilbert Grape wrote: »

Someone say my name??

Bugger Off!!

Gilbert Grape

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Took your time. What's bugging you?

Nothing at all,what makes you think that:cool:

Gilbert Grape

Lon.C wrote: »

Bugger Off!!

Whats up with you crabbit hole:p

NuckingFacker

Gilbert Grape wrote: »

Nothing at all,what makes you think that:cool:

There must be somthing you could make up. Use your imagination. Make it gory and compelling.