Invisible for a day

Prodigious

What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.



*No perverted stuff

wonderfulname

Prodigious wrote: »

*No perverted stuff

Why would you even bother?

For Forks Sake

Go ask Kevin Bacon, he'd know the answer to this one...

errlloyd

Probably sit on boards.

loremolis

Kinda' like being married really.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

Seachmall

I'd fulfill a childhood goal and punt one of those fucking pigeons that stroll cockily along the ground.

The Backwards Man

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

SureYWouldntYa

Never mind being invisible.

Id love to be a fly on the wall when everyone i know finds out i died.

Id just like to see who'd laugh and who'd be all sad i dont know just a crazy wish of mine

mawk

Take the day off and watch tv. I could do with a break

The Backwards Man

Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

Or fart constantly and see how many people get blamed.

Mariasofia

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?

Eh noo think that's the whole point of being invisible.

Brego888

Eh, woman's changing rooms. Obviously.

Riamfada

Hang out in the gents locker room ... wait... I dont have to be invisible to do that!! But ..... im not gay!! Oh cruel world!!!

Ruu

Wallop George Hook on the back of the head.

artanevilla

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?

ToddyDoody

For one day? My last resort would be to head into Leinster House with the boyos and shuffle papers etc.

NuckingFacker

I have a feeling my day would be filled with visits to banking establishments. Light in, heavy out.

castletownman

Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.

NuckingFacker

castletownman wrote: »

Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.

If you did the "Bank thing", you could buy your own gym, complete with female changing rooms. For "non-perverted" reasons, obviously. With your new-found "loaded" status, you'd also need to buy a small stick, to beat them off with.(no sniggering down the back)

mewe

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Ha ha nice one :pac:

NuckingFacker

Prodigious wrote: »

What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.



*No perverted stuff

Because an aircraft breakers fascinates you? You could help catalogue the spares as they get stored away neatly. That's the current tenant btw.

NegativeCreep

Have a **** to see if the jip is invisible too. Then I'd smear it in someones face.

humbert

Murdering people I didn't like while they are in public places, obviously.

A fella called fish

Cover myself in flour and walk around naked

The Backwards Man

artanevilla wrote: »

Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?

Just a mate.


















:pac:

shopaholic01

A fella called fish wrote: »

Cover myself in flour and walk around naked

That would defeat the purpose.

I'd snoop in other people's houses.

Nertballs

just drive around the city beeping the horn to see the looks ya get

Ihatecuddles-old

I'm adopted so I'd go to my birth family and see how they live!

And definitely snoop in my neighbours houses.

Chuck Stone

I'd spy on elves having sex and draw it.

Kuhnt Pounder

Scratch all the scratchcards in a few shops.

errlloyd

Kuhnt Pounder wrote: »

Scratch all the scratchcards in a few shops.

And obviously shake the ****ing **** out of all of the cans.

Legs.Eleven

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

That's really hot :cool:




I'd probably go round taping people on the shoulder on the street or go "wooooOOoooooo" behind their backs and stuff.

stefan idiot jones

Go back to my old school and give Mr. Watts a good swift kicking the nasty old b*stard.

Mr. CooL ICE

I'd hijack a bus and scare the **** out of all passengers and other road users

jester77

I'd go into a supermarket and tap people on the left shoulder and then put a huge water melon into their shopping trolley when they turn around.

Testiculoor

I would go to the Dail when they're having a big meeting and just before each politician stands to give their speeches or views I would squeeze their testicles, especially Joan Burtons

faceman

I'd follow someone around and keeping whispering in their ear to make them think you are mad. I would only say nice things though like:

"You are an amazing person"
"You are loved by everyone"
"You will be successful in life"
"Your zipper is open"

Mr Benevolent

Go to Baldonnel and steal the Air Corps Learjet. Stash it somewhere in the UK and sell it on.

Dogdaysareover

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

If I could thank this a thousand times I would!!!!

johnny_knoxvile

f**k with Stevie Wonder.

TPD

Perving and stealing I think.

johnny_knoxvile

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Is that not the basic screen play for the last 8 of Tom Cruise's movies?

Wattle

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Hi Michael

Required Field

I'd lie in wait for the postman to arrive. Then I'd hop into the back of the van. I'd open all the post, switch the contents, and then reseal the envelopes. Any windowed envelopes, I'd put a sticker over the window and write a different address on the front.

Then I'd frame Lucinda Creighton for it.

johnny_knoxvile

i think I would simply pick up my dog and run down Grafton St.

ha...Pudsie the wonder dog my hole...ya can't fly can ya?!

Dartz

Ride a Motorcycle while naked. (And hopefully not crash)

Apanachi

I'd do something (possibly, well most likely) illegal that would get me enough money to pay off my mortgage

wait, can I make my clothes invisible too, or would I have to be naked (I mean, I wouldn't want want to be leaving DNA or fingerprints at a crime scene…)

Funkfield

A fella called fish wrote: »

Cover myself in flour and walk around naked

Cover just my knob in flour, then walk around naked.

Funkfield

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I'd probably go round taping people on the shoulder on the street or go "wooooOOoooooo" behind their backs and stuff.

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