Things you do when no one is around....

Chop Chop

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

orestes

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

What the hell? Is this some kind of new slang the kids are using?

Mr. Nice

Your missus

cuana

I feel sorry for your missus :eek:

Peregrine

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

How the hell..

orestes

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

How the hell..

I can do that one, it's the fridge one that I'm having trouble with.

Chop Chop

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

How the hell..

I can only get the first two toes, I cant reach the rest.

artanevilla

Is there pleasure to be derived from licking the lightbulb in the fridge? I'll try it if there is.

Odysseus

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

I see...:eek:

Deank

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::(:(

You need a therapist.

Peregrine

orestes wrote: »

I can do that one, it's the fridge one that I'm having trouble with.

That's easy..but it's feckin weird

Chop Chop wrote: »

I can only get the first two toes, I cant reach the rest.

Clip the rest and chew on it if you like it so much..*sick*

Odysseus

OP when you are chewing your toes, what position are you in? Are you on your back like you see with infants? Just can't picture it, then again, I'm not sure if I want to

Chop Chop

Odysseus wrote: »

OP when you are chewing your toes, what position are you in? Are you on your back like you see with infants? Just can't picture it, then again, I'm not sure if I want to

Sitting on the bed with one leg straight and my foot pulled towards my mouth.

leduke

is your missus under the patio?

Deank

Chop Chop wrote: »

Sitting on the bed with one leg straight and my foot pulled towards my mouth.

Vomit.:eek::(

Chop Chop

leduke wrote: »

is your missus under the patio?

No she's looking at this thread downstairs calling me a sick bastard, but she doesn't know it's me.

anhedonia

artanevilla wrote: »

Is there pleasure to be derived from licking the lightbulb in the fridge? I'll try it if there is.

Ive been wondering this myself, seen this mentioned quite a bit lately too, fcukit im gonna give it a shot...

Chop Chop

anhedonia wrote: »

Ive been wondering this myself, seen this mentioned quite a bit lately too, fcukit im gonna give it a shot...

You won't regret it..

Banjo String

Defecate.


I just can't 'go' when people are watching.

Chop Chop

SamHall wrote: »

Defecate.


I 'go' when people are watching.

I had a mate that used to have a dump with the door open at parties.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Chop Chop wrote: »

I had a mate that used to have a dump with the door open at parties.

A mate?

Celly Smunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jpVyGv-SAg

Chop Chop

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

A mate?

Yep, he relished the attention. I can only take a dump in private, even if someone is on the cubicals in work, I'll hold it in until the place is empty.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Chop Chop wrote: »

Yep, he relished the attention. I can only take a dump in private, even if someone is on the cubicals in work, I'll hold it in until the place is empty.

Yeah right Chop Chop.

We all now what you really mean is - "I love taking a dump in parties while sticking my big toe in my mouth and picking my nose".

anhedonia

Chop Chop wrote: »

You won't regret it..

Cant reach it unfortunately, its been iced over from some freezer compartment spillage, and im not gonna lick the ice, again.

Alter-Ego

Can anybody explain the licking of the fridge light bulb? Mine's all the way downstairs at the back of the fridge.

Katunga

Go on boards.ie

Chop Chop

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Can anybody explain the licking of the fridge light bulb? Mine's all the way downstairs at the back of the fridge.

It's very technical, it has to be licked in the right place. The shelving in my fridge is pre adjusted for the task. I just push the jars aside, then home in on the required licking spot.

kerry4sam

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

Chop Chop wrote: »

It's very technical, it has to be licked in the right place. The shelving in my fridge is pre adjusted for the task. I just push the jars aside, then home in on the required licking spot.

Is this some sort of fetish? Have not heard of this one before tbh and it has me curious as to what sort of satisfaction you receive from licking a lightbulb in a fridge and continuously do so?

Thanks,
kerry4sam

Chop Chop

kerry4sam wrote: »

Is this some sort of fetish? Have not heard of this one before tbh and it has me curious as to what sort of satisfaction you receive from licking a lightbulb in a fridge and continuously do so?

Thanks,
kerry4sam

My family will die if I don't.

Deank

Chop Chop wrote: »

My family will die if I don't.

Wow, definite need for therapy. Mind you don't step on the cracks too, the world may end.

Clandestine

I feel at ease

Chop Chop

Deank wrote: »

Wow, definite need for therapy. Mind you don't step on the cracks too, the world may end.

Nah it's just something I picked up in the states, people did it all the time as a joke and I went a bit OCD about it.

Chop Chop

Clandestine wrote: »

I feel at ease

You're nuts admit it.

3ndahalfof6

Release my angel wings.

Clandestine

Chop Chop wrote: »

You're nuts admit it.

Hm, what do you mean? It feels good to not have anyone around to bother me.

kerry4sam

Chop Chop wrote: »

Nah it's just something I picked up in the states, people did it all the time as a joke and I went a bit OCD about it.

I am still curious about this one: How often do you lick the lightbulbs in the fridge? A few times a day / week?
How do you feel, if you have ever, witheld yourself from licking the lightbulb?

Thanks,
kerry4sam

honey83

Lies...as an American I do not do that. Now that we have cleared the air with that lol. She needs to know immediately, grounds for divorce.

Chop Chop

Clandestine wrote: »

Hm, what do you mean? It feels good to not have anyone around to bother me.

Yes yes, your username tells me a lot.

Chop Chop

honey83 wrote: »

Lies...as an American I do not do that. Now that we have cleared the air with that lol. She needs to know immediately, grounds for divorce.

Ahhhh......twas a fad stop it!!

fussyonion

That dance move you see RnB artists do...when they stand to the side, looking at the camera, raise both arms out in front of them, balling their fists and shake their bums.

That.
In front of the mirror.
I've almost perfected it.

Chop Chop

fussyonion wrote: »

That dance move you see RnB artists do...when they stand to the side, looking at the camera, raise both arms out in front of them, balling their fists and shake their bums.

That.
In front of the mirror.
I've almost perfected it.

That's the kind of stuff I want to hear.

Chop Chop

kerry4sam wrote: »

I am still curious about this one: How often do you lick the lightbulbs in the fridge? A few times a day / week?
How do you feel, if you have ever, witheld yourself from licking the lightbulb?

Thanks,
kerry4sam

I'm thinking of switching to light switches, I don't like the brain freeze. You'd never think I had a masters in science the way I go on.

Imagine if the Missus knew!?

Odysseus

fussyonion wrote: »

That dance move you see RnB artists do...when they stand to the side, looking at the camera, raise both arms out in front of them, balling their fists and shake their bums.

That.
In front of the mirror.
I've almost perfected it.

I wouldn't say that, from my position in the bushes I would say it needs a bit more work.

Standard Toaster

Sometimes when I'm warming up something up in the microwave I pretend it's a bomb and barrel roll into the kitchen at 1sec and try to defuse it.

Chop Chop

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Sometimes when I'm warming up something up in the microwave I pretend it's a bomb and barrel roll into the kitchen at 1sec and try to defuse it.

That fùcking top. Good stuff, keep it up.

Mariasofia

Chop Chop wrote: »

I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also bite my toenails. I love licking the lightbulb in the fridge and just to top it off I'll stand in front of the mirror talking to myself and pulling faces...

If the Missus only knew what I get up to.

Anyone else?

Just a quick question bout the toenails ... Em do you spit or swallow?

BillyMitchel

Mariasofia wrote: »

Just a quick question bout the toenails ... Em do you spit or swallow?

Thanks for that! Think I'll be vomiting all over my bed now.

I play pocket pool when no one is looking. I always win.

Zaph

Chop Chop wrote: »

I'm thinking of switching to light switches, I don't like the brain freeze. You'd never think I had a masters in science the way I go on.

Imagine if the Missus knew!?

Well so far from this thread she knows the OP is upstairs and has a masters in science. A couple more identifying posts and it's only a matter of time before she bars you from ever going near the fridge again.

fussyonion

Just remembered another thing..
I sing.
I put the radio on and stand in the middle of my living room holding a hairbrush and I sing as if I'm on stage.

I even do that thing where I walk around as IF I'M ON STAGE AND THERE'S PEOPLE WATCHING ME.

HAHHAHA I just realised how sad that sounds but it's true!!

Omar187

Have a ****.