Over heard...

Neadine

I'm sure this has probably been done before, but anyway....

Was out last night for a few drinks, there was a crowd in the pub, at the very end of the night a guy who had been at the bar all night moved away and started chatting to a young lady (she was probably 20+ years his junior). Maybe they knew each other prior to this, I don't know, but they hadn't been in company throughout the night.
So, the dude is chatting away to the young wan, all very civilised:
"Did you have a good night?"
"Are you going to the nite club?"
And such like, and then....
"I'd love to ride you"

Funnily enough the girl didn't hang around for much longer after that!

And they say romance is dead.

Amronoc

I overheard someone saying they started a cráp generic thread in After Hours hoping it would snowball into legendary status.......

toastedpickles

Neadine wrote: »

And they say romance is dead.

It was....now it's a zombie

Neadine

Amronoc wrote: »

I overheard someone saying they started a cráp generic thread in After Hours hoping it would snowball into legendary status.......

You are absolutely entitled to your opinion, but if you feel that way, then please feel free to move along.

Legs.Eleven

Amronoc wrote: »

I overheard someone saying they started a cráp generic thread in After Hours hoping it would snowball into legendary status.......

On the blob?

nocoverart

Amronoc wrote: »

I overheard someone saying they started a cráp generic thread in After Hours hoping it would snowball into legendary status.......

Yup! people seem to copy other peoples threads and make up sh1t, are we all really that sad now? is life that empty?
or just a HO for a "Thanks"

Neadine

Mod - if this thread is causing people such an issue I'd appreciate if you could close it.

Insect Overlord

Neadine wrote: »

Mod - if this thread is causing people such an issue I'd appreciate if you could close it.

Giving up after 7 replies? After Hours calls for more resolve than that, if you want to survive!

Neadine

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Giving up after 7 replies? After Hours calls for more resolve than that, if you want to survive!

It's late, and tonight I really don't care enough!!

Steve O

Neadine wrote: »

Mod - if this thread is causing people such an issue I'd appreciate if you could close it.

Didn't mean to diss you can I get you a tissue?

Neadine

Steve O wrote: »

Didn't mean to diss you can I get you a tissue?

Nahhh, you're grand, I'm over it. But thanks for the offer.

Wacker The Attacker

Some girls really treat their fannies like national treasures dont they?

Steve O

Neadine wrote: »

Nahhh, you're grand, I'm over it. But thanks for the offer.

Can you get me one? My screen needs wiping.

Neadine

Amronoc wrote: »

I overheard someone saying they started a cráp generic thread in After Hours hoping it would snowball into legendary status.......

Kinda feel bad that I have a life and don't spend all my time online, so not always up-to-date with everything that goes on here, but that's for correcting me!

Czarcasm

Neadine wrote: »

I'm sure this has probably been done before, but anyway....

Was out last night for a few drinks, there was a crowd in the pub, at the very end of the night a guy who had been at the bar all night moved away and started chatting to a young lady (she was probably 20+ years his junior). Maybe they knew each other prior to this, I don't know, but they hadn't been in company throughout the night.
So, the dude is chatting away to the young wan, all very civilised:
"Did you have a good night?"
"Are you going to the nite club?"
And such like, and then....
"I'd love to ride you"

Funnily enough the girl didn't hang around for much longer after that!

And they say romance is dead.

The guy was definitely clueless if he missed out on the way you were eyeballing him all night, though I'm not so sure he would've fared any better chancing his arm with you!


One of the funniest chat up lines I've overheard though was when I accompanied a friend of mine to a Macra na Feirme (I know, I was surprised to hear they were still going too!) outing. They were going to a bowling alley, so we got there anyway and were divided up into teams for each lane.

My friend was on the team in the lane beside me, and as I went to get a ball I spotted a guy in his fifties (to say he was aesthetically challenged is being kind!) approach my twenty something friend, and just as I'm about to take a run at the lane I overheard the guy say to her-

"So... How long are you out of school then?"


It right stopped me in my tracks as I fell to my knees laughing, my friend going red as a berry in the other lane not knowing what to say

Neadine

Steve O wrote: »

Can you get me one? My screen needs wiping.

Well, thanks for sharing, really, there was no need!

Sorry, fresh out, had all those tears to mop up!

Could give you a tear soaked soggy one

Steve O

Neadine wrote: »

Well, thanks for sharing, really, there was no need!

Sorry, fresh out, had all those tears to mop up!

Could give you a tear soaked soggy one

Yuck, that's just wrong.

Neadine

Steve O wrote: »

Yuck, that's just wrong.

Hey, you started it!

ColeTrain

I was only having the craic.

Neadine

ColeTrain wrote: »

I was only having the craic.

And how did that work out for you?

Lone Stone

I was getting the bus back from college in dun laoghaire once and their was this bloke out of his head talking about collecting 20 keys of heroin very loudly on a packed bus, a few weeks later same bloke was on it rapping like a mad man.

BillyMitchel

Neadine wrote: »

Nahhh, you're grand, I'm over it. But thanks for the offer.

I read that as if it was going rhyme. Disappointing response Neadine.

Can't think of anything I've overheard.

Czarcasm

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Some girls really treat their fannies like national treasures dont they?

And why shouldn't they? I treat my knob better than the spire in Dublin, at least my knob gets washed and polished daily! :pac:

ColeTrain

Neadine wrote: »

And how did that work out for you?

I'm posting here at 00:53, how do you think it worked out?

Neadine

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I read that as if it was going rhyme. Disappointing response Neadine.

Can't think of anything I've overheard.

Ahhhh, why should it rhyme????

belcampprisoner

he probably meant ride in his new car

Neadine

ColeTrain wrote: »

I'm posting here at 00:53, how do you think it worked out?

I'm going with not hugely successful!

Do I win a prize?!

ColeTrain

Neadine wrote: »

I'm going with not hugely successful!

Do I win a prize?!

Correct. You win a free ride. Congratulations.

PM sent with details where you can claim it.

Neadine

ColeTrain wrote: »

Correct. You win a free ride. Congratulations.

PM sent with details where you can claim it.

Wow....

Wacker The Attacker

Czarcasm wrote: »

And why shouldn't they? I treat my knob better than the spire in Dublin, at least my knob gets washed and polished daily! :pac:

That man has needs

Wacker The Attacker

belcampprisoner wrote: »

he probably meant ride in his new car

Yeah. On the back seat

Neadine

Regardless of the technicalities of the proposal I kinda got the impression the lady in question was rendered speechless on this occasion.

retalivity

is this a chatroom?

BillyMitchel

Neadine wrote: »

Ahhhh, why should it rhyme????

Because the tissue reply did! You're doing it wrong..

Wacker The Attacker

Neadine wrote: »

Regardless of the technicalities of the proposal I kinda got the impression the lady in question was rendered speechless on this occasion.

Did he roast her?

Neadine

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Because the tissue reply did! You're doing it wrong..

It did? Really?

Amronoc

Neadine wrote: »

You are absolutely entitled to your opinion, but if you feel that way, then please feel free to move along.

Jesus i wasnt referring to your thread! What gave you that impression?

ColeTrain

retalivity wrote: »

is this a chatroom?

asl?

Neadine

Amronoc wrote: »

Jesus i wasnt referring to your thread! What gave you that impression?

Well, if it wasn't in fact in reference to 'my thread' then why post it here?

Neadine

ColeTrain wrote: »

asl?

Think you're showing your age!

Amronoc

Neadine wrote: »

Well, if it wasn't in fact in reference to 'my thread' then why post it here?

I thought it would be funneh :cool:

Amronoc

ColeTrain wrote: »

asl?

14 f california dfw, you?

Someone dial 999. It looks like there has been a car crash.