The Back Handed Compliment

Senna

A resource is needed in these;

"WOW that's a lovely dress; I had a maternity dress like that"
"You have such a pretty face..."
"You have the cutest penis ever"
"You’re looking so healthy at the moment!"
"I don't care what they say about you, you're alright".
"You’re so lucky you don’t have to worry about men/women only liking you for your looks."
"You really look nice in this light" (dark area)
"you look beautiful tonight, did you ever think of contacts?"

Ihatecuddles-old

What's wrong with 'you have such a pretty face' ?

IceFjoem

"I shall wear this as a badge of honour."
- "Wear it in silence or I'll honour you again."

fasttalkerchat

Don't worry about your teeth. Mine were like that too when I was younger and they straightened out fine.

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What's wrong with 'you have such a pretty face' ?

It's a common trait among fat girls.

brummytom

My nan once said to my mom, "that dress looks nice, even on you", with a completely innocent expression. Old people are the best at backhanded compliments.

BOHtox

You don't sweat much for a fat burd!

Ihatecuddles-old

lkionm wrote: »

It's a common trait among fat girls.

Oh....I once told my friend she'd have no problem getting a boyfriend because she has such a great personality didn't mean it the way it sounded!

My boyfriend said I have a nice bum. Nice and big

Bipolar Joe

poisonated wrote: »

Hi there you stupid moron with an ugly face, your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

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Supersiderman

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Oh....I once told my friend she'd have no problem getting a boyfriend because she has such a great personality didn't mean it the way it sounded!

My boyfriend said I have a nice bum. Nice and big

Can't have sex with a personality.

Tell him his willy is fun size.

Bipolar Joe

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Oh....I once told my friend she'd have no problem getting a boyfriend because she has such a great personality didn't mean it the way it sounded!

My boyfriend said I have a nice bum. Nice and big

Nothing wrong with a big butt! Great bards have sang songs about them. Paintings and photographs exist purely to gaze in awe at them, such as Francisco Goya's most famous painting "My What A Lovely Bottom." Clothing exists purely to showcase the big bum! The hands of men are large to accommodate them! All hail the big butt!

Lima Golf

This conversation took place with my old boss at a retirement party for a colleague:
Me: hi ya *john
John: hello....oh...*mary... I didn't recognise ya there for a second, you're looking well

Whatsisname

Senna wrote: »

A resource is needed in these;

"WOW that's a lovely dress; I had a maternity dress like that"
"You have such a pretty face..."
"You have the cutest penis ever"
"You’re looking so healthy at the moment!"
"I don't care what they say about you, you're alright".
"You’re so lucky you don’t have to worry about men/women only liking you for your looks."
"You really look nice in this light" (dark area)
"you look beautiful tonight, did you ever think of contacts?"

My bestfriends girlfriend went and told her friends this about him.

I will never ever live that one down.

wonderfulname

Whatsisname wrote: »

My bestfriends girlfriend went and told her friends this about him.

I will never ever live that one down.

You're your own best friend?

BrensBenz

"This is to confirm that Joe Bloggs worked here for three years. He has decided to pursue his career elsewhere and we are entirely satisfied."

kylith

lkionm wrote: »

It's a common trait among fat girls.

See also 'wonderful personality' and 'great hair'.

stateofflux

"your teeth are like stars.......they come out at night"

Sadderday

'you've put on a bit of weight, but it suits ya'
'you've got great legs for a football pitch'
'i wouldn't eat that if i were you'
'it'll stretch'
'it's..... different'
'it's a bit bland but I don't like spicy anyway'
'how much?!!you got ripped off'
'give it a chance to work'
'you should go to the gym tonight'
'you look nice'

folan

wish i had the courage to wear something like that.

kylith

"Sure, it's lovely. For what it is."

folan

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My boyfriend said I have a nice bum. Nice and big

he likes big butts and cannot lie.

Ilyana 2.0

Your sister is so pretty! You're nothing alike though.

Right

lolli

A cousin once said to me Oh I got the looks in the family.... you're lucky lolli, you got the intelligence.

stefan idiot jones

She's a good mother though.

bacon n eggs

My sister introduced me to someone she knew once in a crowded room ...she took me from head to toe turned to sister and said "ah she's just muck same as the rest of us,"

I didn't even speak just stood open mouthed, I mean what do you say to that lol

Pumpkinseeds

That outfit is very slimming on you

That haircut takes years off you

You look great for your age

Those are just a few of the ones I've heard people say to others over the years. The strange thing is people never return the insult. Too mortified I suppose.

Boofle

That dress is very flattering on you - it really slims your hips

mathie

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

wobzilla1

After moving to our school, a new student was being introduced to his classmates by the head boy. He gets to one lad, we'll call him Bob.
The head boy says "This is Bob, Bob used to be skinny".
Your man didn't know what to say

mathie

wobzilla1 wrote: »

After moving to our school, a new student was being introduced to his classmates by the head boy. He gets to one lad, we'll call him Bob.
The head boy says "This is Bob, Bob used to be skinny".
Your man didn't know what to say

Did Bob have bitch tits?

anncoates

You don't sweat much for a fat bird is the winner so far.

Sid The Sexist wants it back though.

stevenmu

This is an interesting thread, for After Hours.

Say Your Number

"No matter what they say about ya, you're not a bad fella"

Siuin

I was once hanging out with friends lying on my stomach and wearing tight pants when one of the chicks looks around at me and says "You've got a real ghetto booty there"





#fatass

Defiler Of The Coffin

Siuin wrote: »

I was once hanging out with friends lying on my stomach and wearing tight pants when one of the chicks looks around at me and says "You've got a real ghetto booty there"





#fatass

You're just too bootylicious for her, Siuin!

I'm not seeing the love for the big ass in this thread at all, what gives ladies?

jaxdasher

"You are as useful as Anne Frank's drum kits."
I don't know if it falls in the category but it sure is hilarious.

Ihatecuddles-old

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

You're just too bootylicious for her, Siuin!

I'm not seeing the love for the big ass in this thread at all, what gives ladies?

Ghetto ass is fine, that's big but nice big. Me and my boyfriend constantly argue about my bum. He says he likes it but I say he's not allowed because its not nice!!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Ghetto ass is fine, that's big but nice big. Me and my boyfriend constantly argue about my bum. He says he likes it but I say he's not allowed because its not nice!!

Never heard that 'ghetto ass' term before! Is this another American import like? Anyway you should cut your poor boyfriend some slack, there's probably evolutionary reasons why likes your bum and he can't help it.

If you're really bummed out (terrible I know) then get down to the gym and work those glutes! You'll have guys wolf-whistling you on the street in no time!

Pj!

brummytom wrote: »

My nan once said to my mom, "that dress looks nice, even on you", with a completely innocent expression. Old people are the best at backhanded compliments.

Old people just don't give a sh*t.

Ihatecuddles-old

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Never heard that 'ghetto ass' term before! Is this another American import like? Anyway you should cut your poor boyfriend some slack, there's probably evolutionary reasons why likes your bum and he can't help it.

If you're really bummed out (terrible I know) then get down to the gym and work those glutes! You'll have guys wolf-whistling you on the street in no time!

I'll have to...he's getting fed up of me telling him to look away when I get naked

Siuin

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

If you're really bummed out (terrible I know) then get down to the gym and work those glutes! You'll have guys wolf-whistling you on the street in no time!

Tried that, and the gym doesn't work- I'm a size 8 and everything else is normal but have one big motherfudger of an ass. Which for some reason makes guys think that they have a god given right to spank it when I go to clubs :mad:

NuckingFacker

Supersiderman wrote: »

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

I love your posts. They're always much better spelled than the very same post just before yours.






Am I doing this right?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Siuin wrote: »

Tried that, and the gym doesn't work- I'm a size 8 and everything else is normal but have one big motherfudger of an ass. Which for some reason makes guys think that they have a god given right to spank it when I go to clubs :mad:

In that case it's not all bad, think of it as an idiot-filter! Guys that do that aren't worth your while

Ihatecuddles-old

Siuin wrote: »

Tried that, and the gym doesn't work- I'm a size 8 and everything else is normal but have one big motherfudger of an ass. Which for some reason makes guys think that they have a god given right to spank it when I go to clubs :mad:

Only one solution, get really fat so your ass is in proportion :P