Great GoT One Liners

goddevil

Valar Morghulis

Dave_The_Sheep

Not a one-liner, but this little gesture from Ramsay really made me laugh at the time, despite what a nutcase he is.

DarkDusk

^^^ I actually had a fit when I was laughing so hard! He has got to be one of the most creepiest character son television, yet he makes me laugh in nearly all his scenes!

DarkDusk

Tyrion's lines are by far the best!

Tyrion: Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!

Tyrion: I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.

Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.

Narsil

Bronn to Tyrion...............classic:cool:

castletownman

Why is there a "g" in night?

Sugar Free

Ser Davos trying to read while in the dungeon and half way through a sentence rolling his eyes up and exclaiming 'Fuck me!'

Mousewar

Robb Stark

"This one was only the watcher. Hang him last, so he may watch the others die."

dave13

Renly to Stannis about Margary: 'She came to me a maid'
Stannis: 'In your bed she's likely to remain one'

Mousewar

Cersei: You're a clever man. But you're not half as clever as you think you are.

Tyrion: That still makes me more clever than you.

road dog

Priceless in my opinion,Walder Frey naming his daughters and grand daughters

Frey:My grand daughter Wortha?

The Girl:*shakes head as to say no*

Frey:Well...Worla?

The Girl:*again shakes head to say no*

Frey: Waldina

The Girl:I'm Marie

Frey: Fine

Turtyturd

Sailing with Ser Davos 101:

Davos: You ever been in a boat before?

Gendry: No.

Davos: Do you know how to swim?

Gendry: No.

Davos: Don't fall out.

Skylinehead

Turtyturd wrote: »

Sailing with Ser Davos 101:

Davos: You ever been in a boat before?

Gendry: No.

Davos: Do you know how to swim?

Gendry: No.

Davos: Don't fall out.

And the weird thing was, we saw Gendry in a boat. How else do you get to an island in the first place?

DL Saint

Skylinehead wrote: »

And the weird thing was, we saw Gendry in a boat. How else do you get to an island in the first place?

Now you may call this being a bit too technical but we saw Gendry aboard a large ship with Mellisandre, not a small boat...

Skylinehead

DL Saint wrote: »

Now you may call this being a bit too technical but we saw Gendry aboard a large ship with Mellisandre, not a small boat...

I thought you might do that. I'll give you the ship argument, however...



:pac:

royster999

And you, you're Ned Starks bastard.
Sorry did I offend you.
You are the bastard though.

mathstalk

TheKeenMachine

King Joffrey, displaying all of his kingly grace:

"I am not tired!"

Da Shins Kelly

Tywin Lannister: 'Any man who has to say "I am the king" is no true king.'

Santan

thought I would give this a little bump, only saw it tonight some classic lines, but by far and my favorite which I use on a regular basis

no cure for being a ****

good man bronn!!!! never a dull scene with him in it

GerB40

Santan wrote: »

thought I would give this a little bump, only saw it tonight some classic lines, but by far and my favorite which I use on a regular basis

no cure for being a ****

good man bronn!!!! never a dull scene with him in it

It's one of the funniest one liners in any fiction that I know of anyway.. It certainly cemented his place in the show as the 'right funny man Bronn'.

Welruc

Cercei: “What a jape the gods have made of us two. By all rights, you ought to be in skirts and me in mail.”

Purple with rage, the king lashed out, a vicious backhand blow to the side of the head. She stumbled against the table and fell hard.

Cercei: “I shall wear this as a badge of honor”

Robert: “Wear it in silence, or I’ll honor you again”

Penn

Arya Stark: My sword. Needle.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Needle. Of course you named your sword.
Arya Stark: Lots of people name their swords.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Lots of c*nts.

Relikk

"Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse."

-Robert Baratheon

Santan

saw this quote in another thread today from varys, very apt for describing a lot of politicians today "he would see this country burn if he could be king of the ashes"

also anything the hound says

Its dead Jim

S06E08 has lots of great lines.

Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army"

Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, otherwise we'd be ****ing you in the ass right now"

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Lets say I threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth but you kept talking, what do you think I'd do?"
Frey soldier: "I don't give a rats" *slap*

Brienne: "You have a keen military mind Pod"

Zaph

My favourite from last week's episode:

The Hound: You're sh*t at dying, you know that?

Duckworth_Luas

Rickon Stark: ".................. "

sticksman

Happy ****ting!!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Olenna Tyrell to Cersei, in the middle of some exchange of witty barbed comments she just looks at her for a moment and says "I wonder if you might be the worst person I've ever met?"

And the first time Tywin is introduced, giving out to Jaime for how he's handling Robb's rebellion "Are you going to say something clever? Go on, say something clever"

Tywin dealing with his kids has a very high verbal hit ratio. All three of them are usually so confident and high-handed, and they just regress into frightened petulant kids around their dad, love it.

Hans Bricks

"He Killed Lommy"

"What the ****'s a Lommy ?"

Hugo Stiglitz

Don't say it! Don't ****ing say it!

mzungu

"The things I do for love"

IK09

Stannis: "Fewer"

pojfexcsc

"They all die, except this one here"

"What the ****'s a Lommy"

bazermc

Fat pie of or what ever his name was.

"What them lot from winter hell?"

limericklad87

We might as well be taking a **** back here

Davos during bastard bowl

flazio

"Mereen is a city on the rise" says Tyrion as the Royal Pyramid takes a pounding.

Degag

"Greasy haired bastard"

The Hound on Syrio.

DeeTee100

Some great ones from Davos this season, but my favourite has to be

"You were dead, and now you're not... And that's completely f***in' mad"

Crow92

Season 4, Episode 01.

Polliver ​ "You don't seem to understand the situation..."
Sandor Clegane​: "I understand that if any more words come pouring out your **** mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every ****ing chicken in this room."

Gallagher1

Without doubt my favourite line from the first book.

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.”

:pac:

ibFoxer

I can't believe i haven't seen this:

Hound: Needle? Of course you named your sword.
Arya: Lots of people name their swords.
Hound: Lots of c**ts

OneOfThem Stumbled

Shame

dinorebel

Not blond enough.

xper

Stannis had some great one-liners, often one-worders, that made his otherwise very dour character very likeable (before he went a little too far with the firelighters). There are a couple mentioned above but his first was a quip in the middle of him recounting surviving the siege of Storm's End:

"Then we ate the cats. (Momentary pause). Never liked cats."


I'd have happily watched a whole episode of Stannis and Deloras Ed discussing life over a pint of mead at Castle Black.

SimonTemplar

Don't think this gem has been mentioned:

Jamie: A Lannister always pays his de...
Bronn: Don't say it! Don't f*ckin say it.

Sheeeeit

What's the significance of The Hound pissing on the lake?

Digital Solitude

Sheeeeit wrote: »

What's the significance of The Hound pissing on the lake?

Book spoiler ahead

In the books when Catelyn Starks body is thrown into the river at the Twins after the Red Wedding, she washes up as a zombie and heads around hanging men who betrayed her and Robb. That's the gist, I forget specifics, but her not appearing in the show at all was a bit crap, she was a cool character to have in the background and the Hound pissing in a stream seems to be a **** you to Lady Stoneheart fans.