Great GoT One Liners

Paddy Cow

Digital Solitude wrote: »

Book spoiler ahead

In the books when Catelyn Starks body is thrown into the river at the Twins after the Red Wedding, she washes up as a zombie and heads around hanging men who betrayed her and Robb. That's the gist, I forget specifics, but her not appearing in the show at all was a bit crap, she was a cool character to have in the background and the Hound pissing in a stream seems to be a **** you to Lady Stoneheart fans.

In the books Arya is a warg and sees things through her direwolf Nymeria. Nymeria pulls Catelyn from the river after three days. The Brotherhood without Banners find her but because she has been dead so long it is a lot harder to resurrect her and Dondarrion sacrifices himself so she can return. The hound pissing in the lake is the fans take on the show writers pissing on the speculation of her returning.

Personally I never liked the LS storyline but I would've liked to have seen the relevance (if any) of Arya being a warg.

bnt

I haven't laughed harder since Tyrion described Shagga, son of Dolf, as looking like "Casterly Rock with hair". He got a bit bored with Shagga's regular threats to chop off his manhood and feed it to the goats ... :pac:

+1 for Tyrion: "Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!"

edit: I just remembered a great one from Littlefinger: "Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."

Rosie Rant

"A man can go kill himself." - Arya after she gives a man his own name.

J. Marston

I know it's not a one liner and it's not a show line but a book one, from a relatively minor character

(Hugo Wull)

. Everyone remembers Lord Manderly's speech but this doesn't get as much love even though it's just as good. Will put it in spoilers...

Corliss: Do you want to die, Wull?

Hugo: I want to live forever in a land where summer lasts a thousand years. I want a castle in the clouds where I can look down over the world. I want to be six-and-twenty again. When I was six-and-twenty I could fight all day and fúck all night.

What men want does not matter. Winter is almost upon us, boy. And winter is death. I would sooner my men die fighting for the Ned's little girl than alone and hungry in the snow, weeping tears that freeze upon their cheeks. No one sings songs of men who die like that. As for me, I am old. This will be my last winter.

Let me bathe in Bolton blood before I die. I want to feel it spatter across my face when my axe bites deep into a Bolton skull. I want to lick it off my lips and die with the taste of it on my tongue.

Such a shame that those last three sentences didn't make it into the show somehow.

eldest200

This has to be my favourite Littlefinger line "Chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder."

Plopsu

Can't believe this wasn't mentioned.

The Hound: 'The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn f*****g Trant? Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants'

OneOfThem Stumbled

J. Marston wrote: »

I know it's not a one liner and it's not a show line but a book one, from a relatively minor character

(Hugo Wull)

. Everyone remembers Lord Manderly's speech but this doesn't get as much love even though it's just as good. Will put it in spoilers...

Corliss: Do you want to die, Wull?

Hugo: I want to live forever in a land where summer lasts a thousand years. I want a castle in the clouds where I can look down over the world. I want to be six-and-twenty again. When I was six-and-twenty I could fight all day and fúck all night.

What men want does not matter. Winter is almost upon us, boy. And winter is death. I would sooner my men die fighting for the Ned's little girl than alone and hungry in the snow, weeping tears that freeze upon their cheeks. No one sings songs of men who die like that. As for me, I am old. This will be my last winter.

Let me bathe in Bolton blood before I die. I want to feel it spatter across my face when my axe bites deep into a Bolton skull. I want to lick it off my lips and die with the taste of it on my tongue.

Such a shame that those last three sentences didn't make it into the show somehow.

xper

OneOfThem Stumbled wrote: »

Great speech. Naff delivery, devoid of emotion.

Paddy Cow

Plopsu wrote: »

Can't believe this wasn't mentioned.

The Hound: 'The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn f*****g Trant? Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants'

Everything that comes out of the Hound's mouth is a great one liner :P

RobbingBandit

Two of my favorites.

The things I do for love.

All dwarves are bastards in their fathers eyes.

Donal55

'The old man smells of piss'.
Series 3.

rawn

RobbingBandit

I've always found revenge to be the purest of motivations.

GerB40

It's just my luck to end up with a bunch of ****ing fire worshippers - Sandor Clegane

black & white

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The Master

“You think you’re fooling anyone with that topknot? Bald cúnt”

Savage Tyrant

Crow92 wrote: »

Season 4, Episode 01.

Polliver ​ "You don't seem to understand the situation..."
Sandor Clegane​: "I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cúnt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fućking chicken in this room."

Polliver "You lived your life for the king, You gonna die for some chickens?"
Hound ".... Someone is"

AlmightyCushion

Still my favourite Hound quote. If any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fúcking corpse.

derfderf

Tywin: "Can't say I've ever met a literate stone-mason."
Arya: "Have you met many stone-masons, my Lord?"
Tywin: "Careful now, girl."

Loafing Oaf

Two Tyrion classics, apologies for large pic size

The Master

"He really was a cúnt, wasn't he?"

J. Marston

Jaime: "There are always lessons in failures."

Olenna: "Yes. You must be very wise by now."

I'll miss her stinging put-downs so much.

Brendan Filone

Missandei: “You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen. Rightful heir to the Iron Throne. Rightful Queen to the Andals and First Men. Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. The Mother of Dragons. The Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. The Unburnt. The Breaker of Chains.”

Davos: “This is Jon Snow........he’s King in the North.”

5star02707

Olenna "Queen of Thornes" Tyrell: Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me

*drops mic*

Dirty Dingus McGee

FINGER IN THE BUM

Loafing Oaf

radharc

Sansa: "So you're telling me the woman who murdered my father, mother and brother is dangerous? Thank you for your wise counsel."

CMOTDibbler

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

FINGER IN THE BUM

I thought the better line in that exchange was "Not now, we'll talk later".

Just as Jaime was about to explode.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

"They just like severed heads, really."

Euron knows the craic.

flazio

Riddle101 wrote: »

"I bet his hair is greasier than Joffrey's C*nt" - The Hound

"A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin’s sh*t was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock" - Tyrion Lannister

"Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, sh*t gold" - Tyrion Lannister

"Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold" Tyrion Lannister

"Men say Tywin never smiled, but he smiled when he wed your mother, and when Aerys made him Hand. When Tarbeck Hall came crashing down on Lady Ellyn, that scheming b*tch, Tyg claimed he smiled then, and he smiled at your birth, Jaime, I saw with my own eyes" - Genna Lannister

Are they book quotes because I cannot recall meeting a character called Genna Lannister?

tedpan

flazio wrote:

Are they book quotes because I cannot recall meeting a character called Genna Lannister?

I think they're all book quotes. Genna hasn't made an appearance on TV.

Isn't this TV show only quotes?

EagererBeaver

Men **** themselves when they die. Didn't they teach you that in fancy lad school?

RoryMac

Dickon ahaha - Bronn

Ping Chow Chi

fewer..

bnt

Some good advice Arya got early on, after Jon made her a sword she called Needle:

“First lesson,” Jon said. “Stick them with the pointy end.”

Then she had to explain Needle to Ned:

“Arya, what did you think to do with this… Needle? Who did you hope to skewer? Your sister? Septa Mordane? Do you know the first thing about sword fighting?”
All she could think of was the lesson Jon had given her. “Stick them with the pointy end,” she blurted out.
Her father snorted back laughter. “That is the essence of it, I suppose.”

Ah, the innocence of youth ... :eek:

Brief_Lives

As Jamie charges Dany and Drogon....
Tyrion... "You F**king idiot"

TheIrishGrover

Dickon Tarley: Dickon
Bronn: Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

SimonTemplar

Brief_Lives wrote: »

As Jamie charges Dany and Drogon....
Tyrion... "You F**king idiot"

I really loved that especially the concern in Tyrion's voice. Made an intense scene even more intense.

Paddy Cow

Sansa to Littlefinger "No need to cease the last word Lord Baelish, I'll assume it was something clever" :pac:

madalig12

Just leave this here...

J. Marston

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Sansa to Littlefinger "No need to cease the last word Lord Baelish, I'll assume it was something clever" :pac:

Sansa has been schooling Littlefinger this season...

Littlefinger: "I know know Cersei better than anyone here."

Sansa: "You don't Cersei better than anyone here."

Littlefinger: "I only meant to say..."

Sansa: "That the woman who murdered my Mother, Father and Brother is dangerous? Thank you for your wise council."

5star02707

Davos: I thought you might still be rowing


Great nod for all the memes out there :pac: :pac: :pac:

Loafing Oaf

5star02707 wrote: »

Davos: I thought you might still be rowing


Great nod for all the memes out there :pac: :pac: :pac:

Another callback: “I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.:”

CMOTDibbler

Tormund: "How many queens are there now? And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who ****s her brother?”

Paddy Cow

Hotpie: The secret is browning the butter before making the pie. Most people don't do that.

Arya: I didn't do that.

Hotpie: You've been making pies?

Arya: One or two.

Daledge

"... And the big woman?"

Riddle101

Beric: It doesn't matter what we think our reasons are. There's a greater purpose at work. We serve it together whether we know it or not. The Lord of Light.....
The Hound: For f*ck sake will shut your hole. Are we coming with you or not?"

Loafing Oaf

Hound: you want to suck my dick. Is that it?
Tormund: Dick?
H: Cock
T: Ah! Dick. I like it.
H: Bet you do.

flazio

The entire exchange between Tormund and The Hound was classic. The lines above and the conversation about Brienne

Bigbagofcans

"You're still very strange and annoying" - Sansa to Arya.