Second Captains

Beersmith

Marcotti correcting the lads about him being a SENIOR writer summed him i think.

Horncastle is probably my favourite journalist to listen to. Wish they got him on instead

dulux99

Remember those ads where the guy stood up and said "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!"

Well I feel like saying that whenever Shane Horgan talks about "one out runners". I officially don't know what a one out runner is. He rarely goes an episode without talking about them

Cienciano

dulux99 wrote: »

Remember those ads where the guy stood up and said "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!"

Well I feel like saying that whenever Shane Horgan talks about "one out runners". I officially don't know what a one out runner is. He rarely goes an episode without talking about them

The rugby world and the corporate bullshít world have to much overlap.

Ol' Donie

In rugby discussions, anything in the singular means one big bloke trying to run past the other big blokes.

Anything plural means several big blokes trying to trundle past several other big blokes.

Aidric

That Breffni sting :pac:

CatFromHue

as Donie says it's when the scrum half passes the ball to one player who when he gets it it's obvious he's just going to run straight at the opposition.

the opposite is say when the scrum half passes to a player running at the opposition who has a player inside and outside him who he might pass to. it's not obvious what the player is going to do so the opposition defence has to mark the other players too.

Robert McGrath

Was it just me or did Horgan basically say that South Africa take performance enhancing drugs?

dastardly00

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Was it just me or did Horgan basically say that South Africa take performance enhancing drugs?

Yeah pretty much

Robert McGrath

dastardly00 wrote: »

Yeah pretty much

We’ve all heard the rumours and gossip, but it’s unusual to hear a pundit say it

Say Your Number

IS NOBODY LISTENING TO GRETA???

Ken's description of the FIFA awards was hilarious.

Dr. Bre

Steroid Africa

tomwaits48

What’s the backstory to the breffni / carnage story lads? Just a fan interview was it?

Salvation Tambourine

tomwaits48 wrote: »

What’s the backstory to the breffni / carnage story lads? Just a fan interview was it?

https://extra.ie/2019/09/17/sport/rugby/absolute-carnage-beffni-ryan

Yeah it was a lad interviewed before the World Cup started.

Arghus

Nokotan wrote: »

https://extra.ie/2019/09/17/sport/rugby/absolute-carnage-beffni-ryan

Yeah it was a lad interviewed before the World Cup started.

I was watching the news at the time when he was on for those few seconds: absolutely lost it at his description of "carnage".

Then it turns up on in an audio bed a few days later. Ah, yes, I thought: that's what I give the boys a fiver a month for. I also thought about how dry the Off The Ball guys are as well.

Say Your Number

That fella even looks like someone from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book.

Seamy Fitz

Say Your Number wrote: »

IS NOBODY LISTENING TO GRETA???

Ken's description of the FIFA awards was hilarious.

The Rory Smith article on football in Greenland..... "like that bag of salad in the fridge you will eat later".

Seamy Fitz

Say Your Number wrote: »

That fella even looks like someone from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book.

A friend said of Brefni "I'd say his parents gave him a bag of money and told him to f*ck over to Japan with himself.....couldn't be listening to that..."

Loafing Oaf

Say Your Number wrote: »

That fella even looks like someone from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book.

Absolute Cornage surely has to be the title of the next ROCK opus...

Arghus

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Absolute Cornage surely has to be the title of the next ROCK opus...

Flogging A Dead Horse has a better ring to it.

deisedude

Arghus wrote: »

Flogging A Dead Horse has a better ring to it.

Each book is a number 1 bestseller. Some dead horse that is

Raoul

Ken has been in fantastic form this week. The salad bag, and the stories about his family were very good

Arghus

deisedude wrote: »

Each book is a number 1 bestseller. Some dead horse that is

Eighteen, sorry, nineteen books of a one joke character - he's a South Dublin posh-boy who speaks funny - gets pretty stale. Fair play to him for making an industry out of it.

The new one was out there a fortnight ago - an ideal present for fathers and brothers that you can't think of anything else to get, especially coming up to Christmas.

deisedude

Arghus wrote: »

Eighteen, sorry, nineteen books of a one joke character - he's a South Dublin posh-boy who speaks funny - gets pretty stale. Fair play to him for making an industry out of it.

The new one was out there a fortnight ago - an ideal present for fathers and brothers that you can't think of anything else to get, especially coming up to Christmas.

Each to their own but its your incorrect use of the saying " To flog a dead horse" I had more issue with

Sorry I know this has gone way off topic

NeonWolf

Eire-Dearg wrote: »

He's Ewan MacKenna-ified his image with his Twitter nonsense and that scars his work, for me. There's so many journalists that are doing good work and have a more premium reputation because they don't muddy their boots in petty Twitter over and backs and have to tweet 24/7 for the sake of it.

Himself and MacKenna are best mates . Going back to the tribune days.

NeonWolf

Cienciano wrote: »

The rugby world and the corporate bullshít world have to much overlap.

“Learnings” and defensive “reads”. They talk so much bull****.

They were on about Jack Carty’s lateral cortex brain score yesterday . Give me a ****ing break.

Brock Turnpike

NeonWolf wrote: »

Cienciano wrote: »

The rugby world and the corporate bullshít world have to much overlap.

“Learnings” and defensive “reads”. They talk so much bull****.

They were on about Jack Carty’s lateral cortex brain score yesterday . Give me a ****ing break.

That was ****ing ridiculous. "There's a good piece about his latest cortex by Murray Kinsella." Get ta f*ck, Murray.

NeonWolf

Brock Turnpike wrote: »

That was ****ing ridiculous. "There's a good piece about his latest cortex by Murray Kinsella." Get ta f*ck, Murray.

Murray Kinsella . Another one eyed sycophant

Eire-Dearg

NeonWolf wrote: »

Murray Kinsella . Another one eyed sycophant

I actually like Murray. He knows his rugby. I'd say SC/Newstalk are sickened he's not freelancing because he'd fit right in.

NeonWolf

Eire-Dearg wrote: »

I actually like Murray. He knows his rugby. I'd say SC/Newstalk are sickened he's not freelancing because he'd fit right in.

He epitomises everything that’s wrong with the Irish rugby circuit

aloooof

NeonWolf wrote: »

He epitomises everything that’s wrong with the Irish rugby circuit

Such as?

Robert McGrath

Different people like different sports. That’s fine - you can’t criticise something as subjective as that.

But a lot of the above seems to criticise certain analysis of rugby because it’s detailed and complicated. Frankly, it sounds a lot like Michael Gove’s “people have had enough of experts”. Personally, I find it interesting. And it’s fine if you don’t. But it’s not to be dismissed as worthless just because the sport is not to your taste

NeonWolf

aloooof wrote: »

Such as?

The accent. The myopia. The biases. Relentless hyperbole.Pandering to a narrative. Refusal to criticise ones own but waiting in the long grass to crucify players and coaches from abroad. Pseudo intellectualism . Keeping the ABC 1’s at the foremost of every agenda.

They know their audience and serve it very well but it is an absolute pantomime of horse****.

NeonWolf

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Different people like different sports. That’s fine - you can’t criticise something as subjective as that.

But a lot of the above seems to criticise certain analysis of rugby because it’s detailed and complicated. Frankly, it sounds a lot like Michael Gove’s “people have had enough of experts”. Personally, I find it interesting. And it’s fine if you don’t. But it’s not to be dismissed as worthless just because the sport is not to your taste

I love rugby . My favourite game . But it has been hijacked by a wealthy subset in this country. It doesn’t sit well . Thornley won’t criticise. Neither will Wood Kinsella or O Driscoll to name a few. Neil Francis is commander in chief of the spoof brigade.
They are all set up with high flying jobs post career in aircraft leasing and financial sector . It’s a boys club and we are the proletariat who they look down on .

The propaganda machine is alarming in its naked transparence. Grobellar got a relatively free pass but they went to town on South Africa this week. The all blacks are “poachers” but Ireland’s own multinational band of brothers gets a free pass. Sure doesn’t bundee sing fields of athenry .

When the Allblacks or South Africa or England have a bad tackle it’s a “ cheap shot” or they went “headhunting”. Devin Toner nearly took a lads head off in the Welsh game . Nada from our one eyed Ministry of PR.

“Ah Devin isn’t that sort of goy” . They don’t seem to extend these concessions to anyone who plays for another team .

Kiwis are labelled as precious by the likes of Ger Gilroy and others despite the Irish team have a kiwi head coach and Greg Feek on the coaching ticket too (another thornleyism) a kiwi centre . A kiwi winger eligible next year. A kiwi scrum half at Leinster who will be eligible if needed. A kiwi outhalf.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you .


TLDR They have invented their own faux erudite language, a witch hunt culture, a hyperbole culture and a culture of insouciance towards the players from these shores . Wouldn’t want to upset the lads who leak them the team sheets on a Wednesday now would they .

It’s incestuous. It’s a boys club . I can’t ****ing stand it

Seamy Fitz

NeonWolf wrote: »

I love rugby . My favourite game . But it has been hijacked by a wealthy subset in this country. It doesn’t sit well . Thornley won’t criticise. Neither will Wood Kinsella or O Driscoll to name a few. Neil Francis is commander in chief of the spoof brigade.
They are all set up with high flying jobs post career in aircraft leasing and financial sector . It’s a boys club and we are the proletariat who they look down on .

The propaganda machine is alarming in its naked transparence. Grobellar got a relatively free pass but they went to town on South Africa this week. The all blacks are “poachers” but Ireland’s own multinational band of brothers gets a free pass. Sure doesn’t bundee sing fields of athenry .

When the Allblacks or South Africa or England have a bad tackle it’s a “ cheap shot” or they went “headhunting”. Devin Toner nearly took a lads head off in the Welsh game . Nada from our one eyed Ministry of PR.

“Ah Devin isn’t that sort of goy” . They don’t seem to extend these concessions to anyone who plays for another team .

Kiwis are labelled as precious by the likes of Ger Gilroy and others despite the Irish team have a kiwi head coach and Greg Feek on the coaching ticket too (another thornleyism) a kiwi centre . A kiwi winger eligible next year. A kiwi scrum half at Leinster who will be eligible if needed. A kiwi outhalf.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you .


TLDR They have invented their own faux erudite language, a witch hunt culture, a hyperbole culture and a culture of insouciance towards the players from these shores . Wouldn’t want to upset the lads who leak them the team sheets on a Wednesday now would they .

It’s incestuous. It’s a boys club . I can’t ****ing stand it

But how do you really feel......

I enjoyed the rant though!

Robert McGrath

NeonWolf wrote: »

I love rugby . My favourite game . But it has been hijacked by a wealthy subset in this country. It doesn’t sit well . Thornley won’t criticise. Neither will Wood Kinsella or O Driscoll to name a few. Neil Francis is commander in chief of the spoof brigade.
They are all set up with high flying jobs post career in aircraft leasing and financial sector . It’s a boys club and we are the proletariat who they look down on .

The propaganda machine is alarming in its naked transparence. Grobellar got a relatively free pass but they went to town on South Africa this week. The all blacks are “poachers” but Ireland’s own multinational band of brothers gets a free pass. Sure doesn’t bundee sing fields of athenry .

When the Allblacks or South Africa or England have a bad tackle it’s a “ cheap shot” or they went “headhunting”. Devin Toner nearly took a lads head off in the Welsh game . Nada from our one eyed Ministry of PR.

“Ah Devin isn’t that sort of goy” . They don’t seem to extend these concessions to anyone who plays for another team .

Kiwis are labelled as precious by the likes of Ger Gilroy and others despite the Irish team have a kiwi head coach and Greg Feek on the coaching ticket too (another thornleyism) a kiwi centre . A kiwi winger eligible next year. A kiwi scrum half at Leinster who will be eligible if needed. A kiwi outhalf.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you .


TLDR They have invented their own faux erudite language, a witch hunt culture, a hyperbole culture and a culture of insouciance towards the players from these shores . Wouldn’t want to upset the lads who leak them the team sheets on a Wednesday now would they .

It’s incestuous. It’s a boys club . I can’t ****ing stand it

That’s a lovely rant but my post was in relation to your criticism of Murray Kinsella. His analysis tends to be extraordinarily detailed and refers to specific video analysis of specific incidents in a game. I can’t see how he deserves to be a target for your rage

NeonWolf

Robert McGrath wrote: »

That’s a lovely rant but my post was in relation to your criticism of Murray Kinsella. His analysis tends to be extraordinarily detailed and refers to specific video analysis of specific incidents in a game. I can’t see how he deserves to be a target for your rage

hes an irish happy clapper.

Utopia Parkway

NeonWolf wrote: »

The accent. The myopia. The biases. Relentless hyperbole.Pandering to a narrative. Refusal to criticise ones own but waiting in the long grass to crucify players and coaches from abroad. Pseudo intellectualism . Keeping the ABC 1’s at the foremost of every agenda.

They know their audience and serve it very well but it is an absolute pantomime of horse****.

To be honest that doesn't sound like Murray Kinsella at all. Seems more like a projection of existing prejudices onto him.

Raoul Duke

Utopia Parkway wrote: »

To be honest that doesn't sound like Murray Kinsella at all. Seems more like a projection of existing prejudices onto him.

Exactly so I reckon. His first criticism of Murray was his accent. Anyone that criticises someone's accent needs to look at themselves.

NeonWolf

Raoul Duke wrote: »

Exactly so I reckon. His first criticism of Murray was his accent. Anyone that criticises someone's accent needs to look at themselves.

he's paying for the sins of others but he has lowered himself to their level. he's woeful.

Robert McGrath

Don’t feed the troll, lads

NeonWolf

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Don’t feed the troll, lads

The last bastion of the beaten debater.


Me not liking them and you liking them can both be valid at the same time . You don’t have a monopoly on truth or the discourse.
We aren’t debating a scientific fact . We are talking about something subjective .

Say Your Number

Panic button?

NeonWolf

Lateral cortex my bollox . Let’s see what the media has to say now.

Still Ill

Might give the rugby pod a rare listen on Monday. :pac:

jaykay74

Eoin will surely get to use his crisis buzzer or whatever it was called. Absolute cornage

Brock Turnpike

NeonWolf wrote: »

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Different people like different sports. That’s fine - you can’t criticise something as subjective as that.

But a lot of the above seems to criticise certain analysis of rugby because it’s detailed and complicated. Frankly, it sounds a lot like Michael Gove’s “people have had enough of experts”. Personally, I find it interesting. And it’s fine if you don’t. But it’s not to be dismissed as worthless just because the sport is not to your taste

I love rugby . My favourite game . But it has been hijacked by a wealthy subset in this country. It doesn’t sit well . Thornley won’t criticise. Neither will Wood Kinsella or O Driscoll to name a few. Neil Francis is commander in chief of the spoof brigade.
They are all set up with high flying jobs post career in aircraft leasing and financial sector . It’s a boys club and we are the proletariat who they look down on .

The propaganda machine is alarming in its naked transparence. Grobellar got a relatively free pass but they went to town on South Africa this week. The all blacks are “poachers” but Ireland’s own multinational band of brothers gets a free pass. Sure doesn’t bundee sing fields of athenry .

When the Allblacks or South Africa or England have a bad tackle it’s a “ cheap shot” or they went “headhunting”. Devin Toner nearly took a lads head off in the Welsh game . Nada from our one eyed Ministry of PR.

“Ah Devin isn’t that sort of goy” . They don’t seem to extend these concessions to anyone who plays for another team .

Kiwis are labelled as precious by the likes of Ger Gilroy and others despite the Irish team have a kiwi head coach and Greg Feek on the coaching ticket too (another thornleyism) a kiwi centre . A kiwi winger eligible next year. A kiwi scrum half at Leinster who will be eligible if needed. A kiwi outhalf.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you .


TLDR They have invented their own faux erudite language, a witch hunt culture, a hyperbole culture and a culture of insouciance towards the players from these shores . Wouldn’t want to upset the lads who leak them the team sheets on a Wednesday now would they .

It’s incestuous. It’s a boys club . I can’t ****ing stand it

Anyone who doubts any of this only had too watch the RTE post match analysis. Dara prefacing every question with "without being too hard on them".

dulux99

Ah christ. Have a look at Miguel Delaney's twitter. He's like a small child in the playground, running around looking to start fights. Yawn

CatFromHue

RTE used to be very hard on them, George Hook and Tom McGuirk used to always take the negative line on everything and Neil Francis was the one who coined the phrase "Leinster Ladyboys". So there used to be plenty of criticism.

What's changed since then is that Ireland and the provinces have started to do much better. We've gone through the best ever patch for Irish rugby and a patch no one would have believed possible in the 80's and 90's. Ireland won back to back 6Nations and then a Grand Slam in 2018, they've beated NZ twice (a team that used to happily beat us by 40), Leinster are in the top 2 or 3 of club teams in Europe, Munster in the top 6, Connacht won the Pro14 once and now qualify for the European Cup themselves.

It's hard to be too critical when all the above is happening.

Saying that the IRFU and Munster got loads of criticism for signing Groebbler. A guy who failed a drugs test in another country and then served his ban. That's a lot different then an up and coming Irish star failing a test or an Irish international failing a test. giving out about the project player rule is nothing new, there's always been grumblings about it, the problem here of course is that it's perfectly within the rules to sign these players. There's also only 3 of them in the current squad of 31 so it's not like the team is full of them. 2 or 3 per international squad of 31 to 35 is usually the number of them over the last few years.

Brock Turnpike

CatFromHue wrote: »

RTE used to be very hard on them, George Hook and Tom McGuirk used to always take the negative line on everything and Neil Francis was the one who coined the phrase "Leinster Ladyboys". So there used to be plenty of criticism.

What's changed since then is that Ireland and the provinces have started to do much better. We've gone through the best ever patch for Irish rugby and a patch no one would have believed possible in the 80's and 90's. Ireland won back to back 6Nations and then a Grand Slam in 2018, they've beated NZ twice (a team that used to happily beat us by 40), Leinster are in the top 2 or 3 of club teams in Europe, Munster in the top 6, Connacht won the Pro14 once and now qualify for the European Cup themselves.

It's hard to be too critical when all the above is happening.

Saying that the IRFU and Munster got loads of criticism for signing Groebbler. A guy who failed a drugs test in another country and then served his ban. That's a lot different then an up and coming Irish star failing a test or an Irish international failing a test. giving out about the project player rule is nothing new, there's always been grumblings about it, the problem here of course is that it's perfectly within the rules to sign these players. There's also only 3 of them in the current squad of 31 so it's not like the team is full of them. 2 or 3 per international squad of 31 to 35 is usually the number of them over the last few years.

Hard to be critical? They Are being asked to comment on a particular match that had just taken place. The performance should 100% be open to critical analysis, otherwise there's no point in having a panel or discussion. Tempering what the analysts can say by telling them "don't go too hard" is absolutely unprofessional.

CatFromHue

I'm talking about in general, the general media discussion or treatment of rugby.

I agree the game should be critically analysed, I just think some people prefer the football way of doing things were it's rubbished instead of analysed.