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Turnabout

RichieO · 2013-05-03 16:30:09

Nigel the newt came out of his pond and found a discarded half empty bottle of Bud, so in he goes… Half an hour later he’s well sozzeled and finds he can’t get out, so he’s shouting for help, when his sister Norma hear him, she lowers her tail into the bottle, he grabs on to it and she pulls him out… Alas poor Nigel could…

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03-05-2013 5:30pm

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RichieO

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Nigel the newt came out of his pond and found a discarded half empty bottle
of Bud, so in he goes… Half an hour later he’s well sozzeled and finds he can’t
get out, so he’s shouting for help, when his sister Norma hear him, she lowers
her tail into the bottle, he grabs on to it and she pulls him out…
Alas poor Nigel could not walk straight, so hanging on to Norma’s tail she guides him home.
When they are within earshot, Norma shouts out,
“MAM, NIGELS DONE IT AGAIN! “
The mam replies, “what’s he done now?”
Norma shouts back,

“PISSED AS A HUMAN”

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