AH FOOK !! They came early this year!!

How Soon Is Now

After the last year or so ive prepared myself for the worst come August September when the ****ing giant house spiders start appearing around my house normally in my front room right beside me :mad:

But just tonight i noticed a medium sized one smaller version of the bigger ones on me wall and i caught it with the hover lol.

**** sake the bolloxs have decided to come out early this year already spraying lavender cleaing spray around the room now lol.

Why me !!?? :pac:

namloc1980

angerfist2009 wrote: »

But just tonight i noticed a medium sized one smaller version of the bigger ones on me wall and i caught it with the hover lol.

A bit extreme don't ya think?

BillyMitchel

Pics or GTFO

admiralofthefleet

dont worry, they'll take care of the soon to appear ants

Well this is one thread I most certainly won't be clicking on any links in.

Pinklady11

Aw I've found 3 in the last week in the house. Hate the mutant f*ckers. :mad: It's going to be a long summer.

Antar Bolaeisk

Before we start hurling abuse at you for becoming so agitated at the sight of something thousands of times smaller than yourself (no, I'm not calling anyone fat) can you clarify if you're male or female.

MagicMarker

Deleted User wrote: »

Well this is one thread I most certainly won't be clicking on any links in.

I bet you will.

DoozerT6

Great. I have to start Spiderwatch already??

Although there is one thing worse than seeing a spider lurking in the corner of the room before going to sleep...when it's not there in the morning!!

SeaFields

I think its mental that in a quiet room on a wooden floor you can hear the feckers run across the floor :eek::D

kneemos

angerfist2009 wrote: »

After the last year or so ive prepared myself for the worst come August September when the ****ing giant house spiders start appearing around my house normally in my front room right beside me :mad:

But just tonight i noticed a medium sized one smaller version of the bigger ones on me wall and i caught it with the hover lol.

**** sake the bolloxs have decided to come out early this year already spraying lavender cleaing spray around the room now lol.

Why me !!?? :pac:

You know they'll crawl back out of the Hoover.

orestes

Deleted User wrote: »

Well this is one thread I most certainly won't be clicking on any links in.

Ah c'mon, look at how cute they are!

mattjack

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Great. I have to start Spiderwatch already??

Although there is one thing worse than seeing a spider lurking in the corner of the room before going to sleep...when it's not there in the morning!!

or how about if you meet it dragging a slice of bread across the kitchen floor ?

mikemac1

I thought this thread was going to be about Spanish students

MagicMarker

MagicMarker wrote: »

I bet you will.

orestes wrote: »

Ah c'mon, look at how cute they are!

Ye lose points for not even picking links whose names don't give them away

Pinklady11

SeaFields wrote: »

I think its mental that in a quiet room on a wooden floor you can hear the feckers run across the floor :eek::D

:eek::eek::eek:

Ah jaysus stop! I've shivers going through me now!

DoozerT6

mikemac1 wrote: »

I thought this thread was going to be about Spanish students

Blanch was overrun with green tracksuit-wearing Spanish snappers running around shouting at each other last weekend

ToddyDoody

The cat loves spiders. Her favourite are moths / butterflies though. She'll eat ants too from time to time.

How Soon Is Now

haha im male there probley my biggest fear i ****ing hate them and some of the big fecking yokes ive got in this house over last couple of years weather im so much bigger then them or not i dont care :pac:.

They move so bloody quick so if i was to try and catch them i wouldnt stand a chance hover normally only way that works.

I find last year wasnt as many in my front room where i always am when i blocked in holes or gaps in walls and sprayed lemon flash cleaner or lavender cleaner in all corners and sides the rooms and hovered more.

And its actually true u can hear the ****ers crawling across the floor i found this out last year lol. Was sitting watching telly and taught i heard something moving noticed few mins later big bastard on wall in corner the room.

Irish Guitarist

http://i.imgur.com/22bb0.gif

Kidchameleon

Worst thing you can do is hoover them. The hoover bag is a perfect nest for their eggs. You could have hundreds of them coming from your hoover now

How Soon Is Now

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Worst thing you can do is hoover them. The hoover bag is a perfect nest for their eggs. You could have hundreds of them coming from your hoover now

I will actually kill u :pac:.

DoozerT6

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/22bb0.gif

You absolute baxtard!!

Tim the Enchanter

FFS are there any men left in the world!! Pick the thing up and throw it out the window. If it gets back in, throw it out again. If it gets in a third time, leave it be, its won!!

Chucken

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/22bb0.gif

AhLookAtTheLittleBabies

How Soon Is Now

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

FFS are there any men left in the world!! Pick the thing up and throw it out the window. If it gets back in, throw it out again. If it gets in a third time, leave it be, its won!!

Nah your grand ill just burn the house down :P.

Id rather a bear ran threw the house or some sort of alien lol. There the one thing more then anything ive always hated and been freaked out by just the taught of them wrecked my head ha.

Chucken

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Nah your grand ill just burn the house down :P.

Id rather a bear ran threw the house or some sort of alien lol. There the one thing more then anything ive always hated and been freaked out by just the taught of them wrecked my head ha.

What exactly do you think they're going to do to you?

Smidge

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Worst thing you can do is hoover them. The hoover bag is a perfect nest for their eggs. You could have hundreds of them coming from your hoover now

Are those the type of spider that carry their eggs out from the nest(hoover bag)and then look for a host(usually a human or animal)to put the eggs in while they incubate?

Smidge

Smidge wrote: »

Are those the type of spider that carry their eggs out from the nest(hoover bag)and then look for a host(usually a human or animal)to put the eggs in while they incubate?

*unsubscribes*

How Soon Is Now

Chucken wrote: »

What exactly do you think they're going to do to you?

Its not the fear of what there going to do lol. Its just the look of them how they move and the always seem to end up in places that **** u over the most!!.

I dunno how many times ive been on the jacks and found one under the sink right in front of me or been in bed and all sudden theres one right over me in corner of my room or in the lamp shade there ****ers :P.

I woke up one morning to find one crawling over the bottom of my bed before as well. Its the taught of them that gets me not what they will or wont do.

Pinklady11

angerfist2009 wrote: »

I woke up one morning to find one crawling over the bottom of my bed before as well.

I remember once when I was about 15, I was heading to bed and when I pulled back the covers, there was a massive one crawling across the sheets. I legged it out of the room screaming my head off!! I slept on the sofa for a week after it.

*shivers*

blade1

They won't harm you!
Well not while you are awake anyway.
When you go to bed and fall asleep then who knows what they'll get up to.

Chucken

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Its not the fear of what there going to do lol. Its just the look of them how they move and the always seem to end up in places that **** u over the most!!.

I dunno how many times ive been on the jacks and found one under the sink right in front of me or been in bed and all sudden theres one right over me in corner of my room or in the lamp shade there ****ers :P.

I woke up one morning to find one crawling over the bottom of my bed before as well. Its the taught of them that gets me not what they will or wont do.

Ah, they wont harm you

Might I suggest something?

Ok, I will

Go outside early one morning and find a web and watch the work that mr and mrs spider put into it.
They have no interest in you, only in surviving!

BillyMitchel

Us city slickers don't see much more than your average daddy long legs so be nice if some of you fine folk living in greener pastures could post some photos of our 8 legged friends that share your humble abode.

Look on the bright side, least you don't live in Oz or the Amazon jungle. That's some proper scary shìt right there.

How Soon Is Now

Chucken wrote: »

Ah, they wont harm you

Might I suggest something?

Ok, I will

Go outside early one morning and find a web and watch the work that mr and mrs spider put into it.
They have no interest in you, only in surviving!

The ones outside i always look at there was one last year that lived in a bush across from my house for weeks lol.

Its just the taught of a big spider somewhere in my front room and this room is a small room and no matter how much bigger i am then one of these feckers i will freeze if i see one right in front of me in the house. I dont like things invading my space :pac:.

There the one thing i have a proper serious fear of i can stomach alot of things but i ****ing hate spiders so knowing the big ones are back now for the next few months has me on edge around the house cause im telling ya they only appear at the worse times here ! ha.

How Soon Is Now

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Us city slickers don't see much more than your average daddy long legs so be nice if some of you fine folk living in greener pastures could post some photos of our 8 legged friends that share your humble abode.

Look on the bright side, least you don't live in Oz or the Amazon jungle. That's some proper scary shìt right there.

I dont live down the country i live about ten minute from Tallaght lol.

I actually never came across ones this size when i lived in Rathmines though. Bloody Rathcoole :pac:.

Ol' Donie

Sure Jaysus, don't the eat the poxy flies? They're much more irritating.

How Soon Is Now

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Sure Jaysus, don't the eat the poxy flies? They're much more irritating.

I take ur flys u can have my spiders deal ?

Pinklady11

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Us city slickers don't see much more than your average daddy long legs so be nice if some of you fine folk living in greener pastures could post some photos of our 8 legged friends that share your humble abode.

Here's one that tried to take up residents in my house. Took this pic while keeping it under surveillance till help arrived!

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*Shivers* again!

Irish Guitarist

DoozerT6 wrote: »

You absolute baxtard!!

If you saw a swan mother carrying her cygnets on her back you'd probably think it was cute though.

Neadine

angerfist2009 wrote: »

After the last year or so ive prepared myself for the worst come August September when the ****ing giant house spiders start appearing around my house normally in my front room right beside me :mad:

But just tonight i noticed a medium sized one smaller version of the bigger ones on me wall and i caught it with the hover lol.

**** sake the bolloxs have decided to come out early this year already spraying lavender cleaing spray around the room now lol.

Why me !!?? :pac:

Don't feel bad, last year they invaded my house, ALL OF THEM, one lived under a glass jar thingy in my living room for a bit, I called him Henry... happy memories!:o

BillyMitchel

Pinklady11 wrote: »

Here's one that tried to take up residents in my house. Took this pic while keeping it under surveillance till help arrived!

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*Shivers* again!

This should be in the Nope thread.

Antar Bolaeisk

Pinklady11 wrote: »

I remember once when I was about 15, I was heading to bed and when I pulled back the covers, there was a massive one crawling across the sheets. I legged it out of the room screaming my head off!! I slept on the sofa for a week after it.

*shivers*

So you're afraid of the one big one that you can see and easily remove as opposed to the million invisible ones crawling around in your bed and on your pillow.

Okay then.

How Soon Is Now

Neadine wrote: »

Don't feel bad, last year they invaded my house, ALL OF THEM, one lived under a glass jar thingy in my living room for a bit, I called him Henry... happy memories!:o

Yes i remember you lol :pac:

After i started hovering more and blocked the gaps and holes in my front room along with the flash sprays i didnt get anymore last year i dunno weather that was just good luck or it kept them away who knows guess ill find out....

Pinklady11

Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »

So you're afraid of the one big one that you can see and easily remove as opposed to the million invisible ones crawling around in your bed and on your pillow.

Okay then.

Right thats it, I'm getting out of here now! It's just TOO MUCH information! Although I do have anti-allergy bed covers/pillows and duvets. I thought mites couldn't live in those, no?

Neadine

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Us city slickers don't see much more than your average daddy long legs so be nice if some of you fine folk living in greener pastures could post some photos of our 8 legged friends that share your humble abode.

Look on the bright side, least you don't live in Oz or the Amazon jungle. That's some proper scary shìt right there.

Can do better, if they start appearing in my house again this year, I can put some in a jar and pop them in the post to you, then you can have some of your own giant spiders.
No need to thank me, really, it's ok.

Chucken

Pinklady11 wrote: »

Right thats it, I'm getting out of here now! It's just TOO MUCH information! Although I do have anti-allergy bed covers/pillows and duvets. I thought mites couldn't live in those, no?

Mites-No

Spiders-who knows :pac:

obplayer

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Its not the fear of what there going to do lol. Its just the look of them how they move and the always seem to end up in places that **** u over the most!!.

I dunno how many times ive been on the jacks and found one under the sink right in front of me or been in bed and all sudden theres one right over me in corner of my room or in the lamp shade there ****ers :P.

I woke up one morning to find one crawling over the bottom of my bed before as well. Its the taught of them that gets me not what they will or wont do.

I found one time when I was lying in bed reading a book, it was on my shoulder. I didn't know spiders could read!

Neadine

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Yes i remember you lol :pac:

After i started hovering more and blocked the gaps and holes in my front room along with the flash sprays i didnt get anymore last year i dunno weather that was just good luck or it kept them away who knows guess ill find out....

Ah, so you stole my lavender thingy!!

Son Of A Vidic

angerfist2009 wrote: »

AH FOOK !! They came early this year!!

As a famous man once said, "They haven't gone away you know."

BillyMitchel

Neadine wrote: »

Can do better, if they start appearing in my house again this year, I can put some in a jar and pop them in the post to you, then you can have some of your own giant spiders.
No need to thank me, really, it's ok.

Yes!!!! Always wanted a giant spider