Most Embarrasing Moment?

matthayward

I'm sure there are some fantastic ones out there, not the best one to start but I do remember being about 15 in the middle of nowhere on a stroll, had to climb a fence to get through a field and a stray wire from the fence ripped my pants at the crotch so that the crotch area flapped down - didn't rip anywhere else, just this perfect flap. I had to put my hands in my pocket, hold the rip up and walk through some very busy areas to get home...

admiralofthefleet

I sharted in the pub a few years ago. never drink smithwicks on an empty stomach. even if you drink only 3 pints of it you are guaranteed at least 5 pints of chicken gravy out your arse

Mr. CooL ICE

One time when I was 16 and working in a pub, I was sweeping up the bar at the end of the night while a few people were finishing their drinks. At the time I had a bad cold. Anyway, while sweeping in front of a table of decent girls, I had an almight sneeze and a booger that was at least a foot long was left dangling off my nose. In one big inhale, I managed to pull the booger back up and carried on as if nothing happened

pragmatic1

TNTC.

MarkY91

in the school canteen. my bottle of coke fell and burst open. 200 students let off a big WWWHHEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as my face quickly turned red

MagicMarker

MarkY91 wrote: »

in the school canteen. my bottle of coke fell and burst open. 200 students let off a big WWWHHEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as my face quickly turned red

You got the girl in the end though... right?

Tom_Cruise

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

Hownowcow

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

Family+1

Steve O

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

Syllabus

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

Was it the flash of the camera that alerted her?

Spudmonkey

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

How long did it take you to come up with that excuse Tom?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

- Had big argument with sister
- Sister goes into bathroom to have a bath
- Realise i left my phone and keys in the bathroom
- ask her to open the door and give me phone and keys, she says no
- I turn of the bathroom light to try and force her to come out
- She doesnt come out, i wonder why
- I look through the keyhole and see light
- Candles are lighting
- She sees my eye through the keyhole, starts screaming pervert pervert
- tells entire family what happened
- entire family think im a pervert

Still doesn't explain why your pants were down!

orestes

Spudmonkey wrote: »

How long did it take you to come up with that excuse Tom?

Fixed.

Sunnyisland

At my daughters 21st earlier this year I called my ex wife (who is my daughters mother) my current wife's name as we were all standing around the bar,The silence was deafening :-(

El_Dangeroso

realies wrote: »

At my daughters 21st earlier this year I called my ex wife (who is my daughters mother) my current wife's name as we were all standing around the bar,The silence was deafening :-(

To be fair it would have been MUCH worse the other way around!

Mine is when I was working in a previous job, dress in the office was casual so I grabbed a hoodie out of the dryer before leaving the house. I headed out for a smoke break at around 11am and while chatting to colleagues it started to rain. I flicked my hood up and a pair of my knickers went flying over everyone's heads in the smoking area like a panty-shaped butterfly. The must have gotten stuck there from the static in the dryer. I sheepishly walked over popped them into my pocket and walked crimson-faced back into the office.

sam34

I once walked into my hairdressers and said "I've an appointment for a blowjob" instead of blowdry. morto!!

dmc17

sam34 wrote: »

I once walked into my hairdressers and said "I've an appointment for a blowjob" instead of blowdry. morto!!

I once walked into my brothel and said "I've an appointment for a blowdry" instead of blowjob. morto!! :pac:

roadrunner16

In my first year of college a couple of weeks in , we all had to do a presentation in front of the whole course , well I chose to do mine on plant organisms, so on the day I was bricking it and decided to speak loud and clear and try to just get thought it . I got up in front off about 100 people I said , clearly and confidently " I have chosen to do my presentation on Plant orgasms" one mature student at the back nearly **** himself with laughter , everyone else silence ... however final grade, B so not all bad