american president kidnapped (Not really. Don't freak out or anything.)

cena

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

niallon

Somebody would post in AH asking what we think would happen?

hmmm

It would be the number 3 item on RTE news, just behind "the countries Catholic Bishops have threatened to hold extra long sermons at mass this weekend" and "The cost of silage has soared in recent weeks following heavy rain in the West of the country".

IceFjoem

I'd imagine Stephen Segal would have to come out of retirement anyway.

Dave0301

This, exactly this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnN2VnMuS4

tayto lover

I don't believe they'd miss him for months.

Rayne Wooney

Ah I see what you did there with your misleading title.

suicide_circus

Thread disappoint

BillyMitchel

I'd ask John Cena to go find him.

Mint Sauce

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

Boards server goes into slow down, as the hamster is shot by FBI and secret service snipers, in an investigation into a plot to kidnap the president, triggered by a discussion on an internet forum.

Jimmy Iovine

Dave0301 wrote: »

This, exactly this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnN2VnMuS4

Great film.

cena

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I'd ask John Cena to go find him.

he would be no good for that job

BillyMitchel

cena wrote: »

he would be no good for that job

He could bring St.Slaughter with him then.

cena

BillyMitchel wrote: »

He could bring St.Slaughter with him then.

ok that well do

Triangular

There is such a tight grip on him that if it ever were to happen it could only be done with insider help. A bit like every other american terror situation.

whiskeyman

They better not ring Liam Neeson...

PropJoe10

It'd be no problem. They'd send for Jack Bauer and he'd be returned safe and sound within 24 hours.

Duckworth_Luas

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

The lizard people who put him there would be pi$$ed off!

Fr_Dougal

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

I'm pretty sure they'd go to great lengths to find them.

dr.bollocko

I have changed the thead title to allay all our fears.


Though tbh if you're learning your latest news from AH that's something you'd want to look into.

foxinsox

A new Will Smith movie?

Mr.Crinklewood

We would not be told.

He would be sick in hospital for a while, after that one of his four lookalikes would be shown to the world.

If they could still not find him it would be announced that he had been living with a terminal disease and had not long to live.

We would all think that he was great struggling through this disease, trying to save the world.

Cody Pomeray

hmmm wrote: »

It would be the number 3 item on RTE news, just behind "the countries Catholic Bishops have threatened to hold extra long sermons at mass this weekend" and "The cost of silage has soared in recent weeks following heavy rain in the West of the country".

The fodder crisis has far greater relevance to Irish people's lives than the any American President kidnapping.

Not an attack on you personally, but I love how major crises like this are dismissed as typical culchie problems or as symbolic of a backwards rural economy.

This is having an enormous effect on people's lives in rural Ireland. There are farmers under so much stress they cannot even go outside their homes to hear starving cattle roaring. It's horrific.

The knock on effect for urban dwellers is food prices and the cost to the exchequer.

It's a serious problem.

cena

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I have changed the thead title to allay all our fears.


Though tbh if you're learning your latest news from AH that's something you'd want to look into.

Ah why. But that is ok

Duggy747

Play an old game from the late 80's / 90's since 80% of them involved the president or his daughter being kidnapped.

Remmy

The FBI at the op's house via a no knock raid.

TheUsual

The CIA are now monitoring this thread.

We're live on CNN now. Fame at last.

Senna

I think they would look for him, searching the back of the sofa's first.

bacon n eggs

No contest ...contact Frank Drebin

MadMardegan

Somebody just watched "Olympus has fallen"

Victor

foxinsox wrote: »

A new Will Smith movie?

Nope, Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2334879/

Trailer 2 http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/exclusive-white-house-down-trailer/17fuovvw6?from=sharepermalink&src=v5%253ashare%253asharepermalink

cena

MadMardegan wrote: »

Somebody just watched "Olympus has fallen"

that was last weekend

Mint Sauce

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

We would not be told.

He would be sick in hospital for a while, after that one of his four lookalikes would be shown to the world.

If they could still not find him it would be announced that he had been living with a terminal disease and had not long to live.

We would all think that he was great struggling through this disease, trying to save the world.

MadMardegan wrote: »

Somebody just watched "Olympus has fallen"

Or 'Dave'. No wait, he actually was sick.

phasers

Gerard Butler would rescue his annoying kid and then Morgan Freeman would something something north korea

Annasopra

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

The internet would break down

DazMarz

Silent Scope players around the world would be waiting for the call to swing into action...

juice1304

IceFjoem wrote: »

I'd imagine Stephen Segal would have to come out of retirement anyway.

He works as a law enforcement officer now.

c_man

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

They'd have 96 hours to find him before he would be sold into the international sex trade.

wendell borton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOE6dKGQq7Y

TheLB

c_man wrote: »

They'd have 96 hours to find him before he would be sold into the international sex trade.

I'm going to find you and I will kill you.

DrArse

Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror... Episode 1.

The princess of England is kidnapped and a ransom note in the form of a video posted on youtube calls for a public broadcast of the prime minister having sex with a pig live on camera. Cue immediate panic from the prime minister and his cabinet, and excitement from the general public as they gather to watch the live broadcast... I won't ruin the rest... but well worth the watch.

Interesting from the point of view that the social media now poses added risks and has the potential to be used for terrorism by anyone anywhere like never before..

mikehammer67

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

him

Ruudi_Mentari

Ohhh man I rlly bought that one there for a minute.

tbh, cena I care about how your fingers are healing... I think I'd trade Barack for that.

Schnitzel Muncher

Was it tha North Koreans again? Someone been watching 'Olympus has Fallen' or 'Vantage Point' or 'Air Force One' or GI Joe?

I say Nuke North Korea off the face of the planet, just on the off chance that they are even considering kidnapping POTUS. Better safe that sorry.

mikehammer67

cena wrote: »

What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

he's black

so that rules out a night-time rescue

it could be very messy

Schnitzel Muncher

mikehammer67 wrote: »

he's black

so that rules out a night-time rescue

it could be very messy

But he has nice white teeth, so should be alright.

belcampprisoner

they would make a movie,and a musical

IvySlayer

Biden would become the Acting President.

Capt'n Midnight

hmmm wrote: »

It would be the number 3 item on RTE news, just behind "the countries Catholic Bishops have threatened to hold extra long sermons at mass this weekend" and "The cost of silage has soared in recent weeks following heavy rain in the West of the country".

But first, today in Northern Ireland ...

Capt'n Midnight

cena wrote: »

american president kidnapped (Not really. Don't freak out or anything.)

Why would anyone freak ?

Especially over here ?


That's the whole point of having a vice president so that no one freaks out :rolleyes:

Sarky

Relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evKkHi_qmo