Which celebrity's azz could you just about kick

JD DABA

Use a celebrity to compare your fighting ability.

I could probably KO David Spade or Rob Schneider.
Chris Rock would be my limit .... 60/40 odds against me winning.

Gervais - yes.

Graham Norton - tough call.

longshanks

All of them

Nabber

I reckon i could take I could take on both Olsen twins.

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

I could kick J-lo's ass.

Could hardly miss in fairness.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I reckon I could probably hospitalize twink with one punch.


I'd hit tubridy twice just to be sure he didn't get up again and i`d make mincemeat out of Victoria Beckham with a single kick to the mid rift.

Fromthetrees

JD DABA wrote: »

Use a celebrity to compare your fighting ability.

I could probably KO David Spade or Rob Schneider.
Chris Rock would be my limit .... 60/40 odds against me winning.

Gervais - yes.

Graham Norton - tough call.

Gervais may be a smug, condescending, self absorbed, arrogant, annoying, unfunny, pompous, fat **** of a ****y man but he's a black belt in karate.

Vern Troyer would be about what I could handle just to stay on topic.

Chuck Stone

I'd love to give that talentless prick Jimmy Carr a good kicking.

Fromthetrees

CJC999 wrote: »

I reckon I could probably hospitalize twink with one punch.


I'd hit tubridy twice just to be sure he didn't get up again and i`d make mincemeat out of Victoria Beckham with a single kick to the mid rift.

If you're male then you posting about hitting an old woman and a diseased stick lady is a bit messed up don't ya think?

NothingMan

I've been told I look like Jason Biggs too many times now, so I'd like to fight him. We're of a size, although I'd say I'm taller and have the reach on him. Put his stupid ugly face in it's place once and for all.....

wallyMe

I reckon I could take Mr Bean.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Fromthetrees wrote: »

If you're male then you posting about hitting an old woman and a diseased stick lady is a bit messed up don't ya think?

Ah shut up, its AH and not real.

Skid X

What's an Azz?

Can I kick it?

JD DABA

Fromthetrees wrote: »

Gervais may be a smug, condescending, self absorbed, arrogant, annoying, unfunny, pompous, fat **** of a ****y man but he's a black belt in karate.

Vern Troyer would be about what I could handle just to stay on topic.

Ive seen his charity boxing match ... windbag.
His black belt is somewhere under his belly.

I wouldn't go up against Dara O'Brien...he's about 6'4.

NuckingFacker

I reckon that Gay Byrne would have no chance against me. No hitting in the face though. Or biting. I've heard he has an awful bite.

BUBBLE WRAP

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'd love to give that talentless prick Jimmy Carr a good kicking.

:eek: Not the chatty man..

EDIT: Phew, Im thinking of someone else..

MadMardegan

I reckon I could give Bruce Forsyth a run for his money

longshanks

I could manage a wrestle with Scarlett Johanssen.

Tom_Cruise

I honestly think i could take Victoria Beckham if i needed to.

BUBBLE WRAP

Em Tom Cruise..



EDIT: awkward...

Lingua Franca

Warwick Davies.

efb

Stephen Hawking

WoollyRedHat

The Rock, by giving him the stunner.

STUNNNERRR!!!

Cody Pomeray

Norris Cole.

fussyonion

Reckon I could give Katie Price a few swift smacks to the chops.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Norris Cole.

Is he the old busybody from Corrie?
Id say you could probably take him...

Nodster

anyone mention.....ant n' dec?

Nabber

Nabber wrote: »

I reckon i could take I could take on both Olsen twins.

I'd go along with that myself but to be honest there is two of 'em so I think I'd need to insist on a vat of baby oil. You know, just to be fair and to equal the odds a little bit.

belcampprisoner

Mrs brown

Ihatecuddles-old

Most of the cast of hollyoaks.

Definitely Katherine Thomas.

Galwayguy35

I reckon I would be able for Decco from Fair City.

Hopefully some of the bigger Boards.IE lads would take on Phil Hogan.

Richard Hillman

I'd give Anderson Silva a good go.

stoneill

Give me a paddling pool and fill it with baked beans and I'd spend all day in it wrestling Nicki Minaj's huge ass.

Galwayguy35

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I'd give Anderson Silva a good go.

And I'm sure you would fight bravely and end up in hospital very quickly.

xzanti

I'm a lover, not a fighter..

But if I saw someone else giving Taylor Swift a good slap in the face I don't think I'd look away in disgust.

That's all I'm saying.

gramar

Chuck Norris. He's a big poof.

mattjack

Jodie Marsh , imagine the crunch of that nose breaking after a Ballyfermot kiss.

RobbingBandit

efb wrote: »

Stephen Hawking

I would smash the surfboard off his big faker head:P

arybvtcw0eolkf

That smug 'look at me I'm a genius' bastard ~ Stephen Hawking.

Ruudi_Mentari

If my arms were longer I'd have a long-as list!

Remmy

Adam Sandler. I reckon I have it as long as i don't insult his momma

El Guapo!

I reckon I could knock the bollox out of Stevie Wonder.
He wouldn't know what hit him.

osarusan

Andrew Maxwell.

'Do you think you are funny now, ya ********?'

admiralofthefleet

stephen hawking, id just plug him out

lertsnim

I think I could beat the Rock. The Rock would only be pretend hitting me

Lingua Franca

osarusan wrote: »

Andrew Maxwell.

'Do you think you are funny now, ya ********?'

I would pay good money to see this. I chatted with him once and he's an insufferably arrogant wanker.

Colash

Justin bieber would get opened with the round house kick I'd give the little bastard

Corvo

Brian Dobson - I'd kick him relentlessly, just to see if his voice can actually be raised above his current "I'm in the library" monotone version

The whole cast of Glee

Ryan Tubridy - No lads. I called him first. He's mine. Ye can have a kick or two when I'm done. Just pay your fiver at the door.

The Saint

fussyonion wrote: »

Reckon I could give Katie Price a few swift smacks to the chops.

In fairness, I think she has taken enough shots to face already.

almighty1

NothingMan wrote: »

I've been told I look like Jason Biggs too many times now, so I'd like to fight him. We're of a size, although I'd say I'm taller and have the reach on him. Put his stupid ugly face in it's place once and for all.....

admiralofthefleet

Griffin1988 wrote: »

Brian Dobson - I'd kick him relentlessly, just to see if his voice can actually be raised above his current "I'm in the library" monotone version

The whole cast of Glee

Ryan Tubridy - No lads. I called him first. He's mine. Ye can have a kick or two when I'm done. Just pay your fiver at the door.

can i help you

Galwayguy35

Colash wrote: »

Justin bieber would get opened with the round house kick I'd give the little bastard

+1


After seeing his carry on a few weeks ago being the "hard man" with the photographer behind 2 bodyguards.

He reminds me of a smurf the way he wears the hat on his head and he is about the size of one as well.