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Randomer in my bed

  • 06-05-2013 7:18am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

    Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

    Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    Set your gaf on fire. Smoke him out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,285 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭PixelTrawler


    Thinly veiled "I scored" thread :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭Cushie Butterfield


    Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    stoneill wrote: »
    The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.
    I wouldn't mind, but I didn't even get to eat after buying bread and everything. Ah - priorities I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Tlachtga wrote: »
    Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!

    Nah. I wouldn't mind hooking up again, but I'm afraid that if we did that, he'd fall asleep again afterwards and I'd be in the same position this afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,913 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

    Were you at least gee eyed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭Minister


    With respect, get tested. Oh, and lock down your valuables.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

    All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

    Guy is still asleep. ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

    Were you at least gee eyed?
    Well. After a sensible enough night

    It doesn't sound like it...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    I'm just waiting for the thread from the guy stranded in some strange girls bedroom...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    "My dad's coming over and he's got his gun!" That should move him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

    Were you at least gee eyed?

    I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,913 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

    You should post pics of yourself so we know what sort of girls are available for pulling at petrol stations.

    'Research' if you will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,386 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    As him if he's ever thought of having children. How many? What are their names?

    Then disagree and correct him on how many the two of you are going to have.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking. Rather that that end pissed off my tits not remembering quite how I ended up with a randomer in my bed.

    (neither of these have ever happen me, I've led a sheltered life :()

    Whatever you do OP, make sure you look ridiculously hot when he wakes up :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He is serving mass at 10 so im sure he will be up shortly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

    Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

    Nice pick up though. Well done OP.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,386 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

    Nice pick up though. Well done OP.

    But to be fair, the OP's a girl who had a couple of drinks (Not saying she was drunk) and the guy was a guy. A good pick up line would be "My Place?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭okioffice84


    Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

    Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

    Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!
    You live in mellowes quay so you do


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.

    I don't think name calling is really necessary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Kevwoody


    If the OP was a fella you wouldn't be fit to move for all the 'I smell bullsh*t replys' :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.


    pound to the penny he is gone when you come back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking.
    Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

    Each to their own and all that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.


    pound to the penny he is gone when you come back

    But what if he wasn't!!!

    Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    Catphish wrote: »
    Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

    Each to their own and all that.

    They did more than swap numbers :)


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Catphish wrote: »
    Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

    Each to their own and all that.

    If you think one night stands are unclassy, then it doesn't really matter where they began, does it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Catphish wrote: »
    Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

    Each to their own and all that.

    I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

    One is as good as the other in my book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Sit on the bed beside him and have an array of wedding magazines that you're flicking through. Tell him that you've already been on the phone to Franc and he loves some of the ideas you put to him.

    As per previous poster, tell him you have to go to the jax for a few minutes.

    Oh, and by the way, secure your CD collection. He might be a fan of Ross O'Carroll Kelly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    you should offer him beans on toast


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Armelodie wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

    Probably because it's banned ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Armelodie wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

    She just might do it and we don't wanna give her too terrible of idea's.


    Paste the condom (if there is one) into a scrap book as he watches.... rate him 4/10.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    But what if he wasn't!!!

    Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!

    Not to freak you out or anything but that shower could go a number of ways

    1) Pyscho he stabs ya to death etc etc

    2) he is an eco warrior and decides to save the water and hops into shower with ya........plus side of this is you will have the cleanest boobs in ireland

    best of luck either ways pics or gtfo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    you should offer him beans on toast

    I love when I can post this guys music in context..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    tell him your only 14... that will get rid of him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Wake him up, tell him your landlord is showing the apt after nine or ten and you need time to clean up the place.
    Actually, see if he'll help with that but tell him the landlord will go spare if he's still here when the prospective tenants arrive.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

    One is as good as the other in my book.
    I never said ANY of that :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Er, turn the volume UP - that'll be a start.

    The lad is most likely wide awake trying to plan his exit in the least awkward way possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Tell him to get the fup up and the fup out, and to give you a call sometime, I'm thinking Friday afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Go and make him breakfast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    Tell him your hubby will be home at 9


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    trad wrote: »
    Tell him your hubby will be home at 9

    The op's gone quiet...

    Or, perhaps she's screaming :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    smcgiff wrote: »
    The op's gone quiet...

    Or, perhaps she's screaming :D

    probably went back to bed for more sex

    the bigger question is what on earth was the guy's chat up line? it took all of 20 metres to get a complete stranger into bed for the ride


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

    Or just tell him the parents are calling around in 10 minutes.

    Watch him run.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    probably went back to bed for more sex

    Pah! You'd think she'd have been considerate enough to let us know first!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,838 ✭✭✭Hooked


    All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

    Guy is still asleep. ??

    Think laterally... Set alarm tone on phone to 'a ringtone' and carry out traumatic fake telephone conversation.

    Can only go wrong if you are actually called during said fake conversation. So... Always 'answer' phone by turning off alarm (no snooze) and flicking the phone to mute.

    What's the latest OP?


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