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atheism. what does it stand for? Biscuits, it seems!

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    #152
    mohawk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,781 ✭✭✭mohawk


    Unforgettable _ Fire wrote: »
    Lads, ye can't bate a chocolate digestive with a cuppa tae :pac:

    This is going to sound a bit mad, but I love digestives and I love chocolate but I hate chocolate digestives :mad:

    I am a fan of all things old skool when it comes to biscuits. Bourbon cream anyone or maybe a jammie dodger??


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    #153
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    mohawk wrote: »
    This is going to sound a bit mad, but I love digestives and I love chocolate but I hate chocolate digestives :mad:

    I am a fan of all things old skool when it comes to biscuits. Bourbon cream anyone or maybe a jammie dodger??

    Bourbons for breakfast.
    Really ought to finish that.[size]


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    #154
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,291 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    mohawk wrote: »
    This is going to sound a bit mad, but I love digestives and I love chocolate but I hate chocolate digestives :mad:
    Not at all. Champagne = good thing. Guinness = good thing. Black velvet = Blllleeeeuuuggghhhh!!!


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    #155
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Jernal wrote: »
    Bourbons for breakfast.
    Really ought to finish that.[size]

    Why do you keep calling it bourbons T_T


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    #156
    Bannasidhe
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    endacl wrote: »
    Not at all. Champagne = good thing. Guinness = good thing. Black velvet = Blllleeeeuuuggghhhh!!!

    Whisky =good thing.
    Coffee = good thing.
    Whisky in coffee = Blllleeeeuuuggghhhh!!!


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    #157
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Why do you keep calling it bourbons T_T

    Honestly, if you hadn't pointed out I'd never have noticed it was a single bourbon. Jesus! Talk about a sh*tty breakfast!


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    #158
    coffee_cake
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    Jernal wrote: »
    Honestly, if you hadn't pointed out I'd never have noticed it was a single bourbon. Jesus! Talk about a sh*tty breakfast!

    You think having several drinks for breakfast is better than one?
    Well... :pac:


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    #159
    Doctor Strange
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭Doctor Strange


    Jernal wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8

    Heh, my better half posted that song on my facebook wall on my birthday last year, just to be ironic about it. [/random personal aside]


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    #160
    Doctor Strange
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭Doctor Strange


    mohawk wrote: »
    This is going to sound a bit mad, but I love digestives and I love chocolate but I hate chocolate digestives :mad:

    I am a fan of all things old skool when it comes to biscuits. Bourbon cream anyone or maybe a jammie dodger??

    BLASPHEMER!!!

    Bourbons are quite good. I ate them religiously (heh) while doing lesson plans when I was living on campus in Maynooth


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    #161
    Cork boy 55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    Replace atheism with scientific environmental humanist atheism
    is the key to victory over the irrational and the spark for the awakening
    of Earths humanoids.


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    #162
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    bluewolf wrote: »
    You think having several drinks for breakfast is better than one?
    Well... :pac:

    Best way to face the misery of the morning. Sure, if you can afford them why not?


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    #163
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,291 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Cork boy 55 wrote: »
    Replace atheism with scientific environmental humanist atheism
    is the key to victory over the irrational and the spark for the awakening
    of Earths humanoids.
    Here we go again...


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    #164
    Doctor Strange
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭Doctor Strange


    Cork boy 55 wrote: »
    Replace atheism with scientific environmental humanist atheism
    is the key to victory over the irrational and the spark for the awakening
    of Earths humanoids.

    YES! This will be fun :D


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    #165
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    endacl wrote: »
    Here we go again...

    Amazing what you can on the interweb these days.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtRCqxpyxnY


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    #166
    Bannasidhe
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    Cork boy 55 wrote: »
    Replace atheism with scientific environmental humanist atheism
    is the key to victory over the irrational and the spark for the awakening
    of Earths humanoids.
    endacl wrote: »
    Here we go again...

    21472xe.jpg


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    #167
    StickyIcky
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭StickyIcky


    Just read the trolling posts there .your man has funny logic. I don't believe in god myself, at least not in a conventional sense. Perhaps the universe, everything in and beyond it , which we can observe and which we cant, is god in a way? I dunno , all I can say is I can only believe in what can be proven and maybe one we'll find out if theres some godly intelligence maybe we won't.

    Until then does that make me an atheist and if so can I join your guys internet atheist cult the op troll mentioned? Also does this mean I have to give up my stamp collecting?


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    #168
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,219 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    StickyIcky wrote: »
    Just read the trolling posts there .your man has funny logic. I don't believe in god myself, at least not in a conventional sense. Perhaps the universe, everything in and beyond it , which we can observe and which we cant, is god in a way? I dunno , all I can say is I can only believe in what can be proven and maybe one we'll find out if theres some godly intelligence maybe we won't.

    Until then does that make me an atheist and if so can I join your guys internet atheist cult the op troll mentioned? Also does this mean I have to give up my stamp collecting?

    Do you have any biscuits and if so, what kind?


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    #169
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,291 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    StickyIcky wrote: »
    Until then does that make me an atheist and if so can I join your guys internet atheist cult the op troll mentioned? Also does this mean I have to give up my stamp collecting?
    Stamp collecting will have to stop. Your cult pack is in the post.


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    #170
    efb
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    People give out about psychics yet go to churches and put money in the basket- what's the difference? People look for crutches


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    #171
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Do you have any biscuits and if so, what kind?

    Think very carefully before you answer this question.


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    #172
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,291 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jernal wrote: »
    Think very carefully before you answer this question.
    Dont ... answer ... 'KitKat' ...


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    #173
    coolhull
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    They'll have to rename this thread, ''Atheism, Agnosticism and Biscuits''

    Having said that, I'm partial to a Club Milk myself. Is it a biscuit?
    Is it a bar?
    No, its SUPER.....


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    #174
    StickyIcky
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭StickyIcky


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Do you have any biscuits and if so, what kind?

    Biscuits is one thing I usually have a lot of. Chcolate digestives as a good solid biscuit starting ground. Wagon wheels as a bit of a treat and in the middle I have those big thick luxury choc chip biscuits with the big choc chunks. I also have those butter biscuits I think they're called, thin square with the thin chocolate top with patterns on it. Also lots of tea, coffee press, nescafe capacinos. So what do I have to do to get into this cult? Mutilate my first born sons genitalia? Swear a life of abstenance? Wage a war on non atheists and use myself as a human bomb?


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    #175
    Bannasidhe
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    StickyIcky wrote: »
    Biscuits is one thing I usually have a lot of. Chcolate digestives as a good solid biscuit starting ground. Wagon wheels as a bit of a treat and in the middle I have those big thick luxury choc chip biscuits with the big choc chunks. I also have those butter biscuits I think they're called, thin square with the thin chocolate top with patterns on it. Also lots of tea, coffee press, nescafe capacinos. So what do I have to do to get into this cult? Mutilate my first born sons genitalia? Swear a life of abstenance? Wage a war on non atheists and use myself as a human bomb?

    Just declare three times 'There is no God' and share the bikkies.


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    #176
    Galvasean
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    This is the best thread since that guy posted in the 'wrong forum'.


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    #177
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    Is there anything to be said for a packet of Maryland cookies? They were the only food stuff I couldn't get and missed during my erasmus in Austria. Actually speaking of that there were some great own brand (Clever) cookies from Merkur, big packet for 99 cent can't be fekin bet.

    Also screw the lot of ye anti Milka cult backstards, the one with brownies inside is heavenly.


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    #178
    StickyIcky
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭StickyIcky


    endacl wrote: »
    Stamp collecting will have to stop. Your cult pack is in the post.

    I'll stop the stamp collecting but only if I can have powers to eternally undamn non non believers to eternal not nothingness (or returning to star dust) after death. That or the deal is off. I love me stamps.


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    #179
    endacl
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    StickyIcky wrote: »
    I'll stop the stamp collecting but only if I can have powers to eternally undamn non non believers to eternal not nothingness (or returning to star dust) after death. That or the deal is off. I love me stamps.

    When you get to level ten, these powers will be granted. Along with the ceremonial whacky stick. Years of study ahead for you.

    Lesson 1: wagon wheels are not biscuits.


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    #180
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Galvasean wrote: »
    This is the best thread since that guy posted in the 'wrong forum'.

    For reference to any of the freshers' mind's who haven't been heavily indoctrinated in the art of our biscuity atheism cult yet.


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    #181
    StickyIcky
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭StickyIcky


    I see a few moderators in here. I usually have a bit of a problem with authority for its potential to be abused. But on this occasion I have a cunning plan. One of us needs to infiltrate the theists forums and move up the ranks to moderator status. The one of us comes in as a troll questioning the theists like the op. The mole moderator shall then begin to ban any theist who can't come up with a valid reason to defend their beliefs and shall state 'as is in accordance with the scriptures' after every ban handed out. What do you reckon? Doable?


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