OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

P_1

Rock the boat would probably go down a treat played by a band at a wedding :pac:

rannerap

from what I've heard its not a wedding without galways girl either haha :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

Bitta maniac 2000 :pac:

Ankhyu

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Bitta maniac 2000 :pac:

Oogie oogie oogie!

Star Lord

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Bitta maniac 2000 :pac:

Ankhyu wrote: »

Oogie oogie oogie!

Cupcake_Crisis

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Spoil sport

Killer_banana

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

My friend and I are currently recording an acoustic cover of this ridiculous(ly great) song :P

This was on a loop in my head all through my accounting exam so thanks for that.

Went in to chat to Nancy about my next tattoo today. Booked for the 24th. She's so excited about the design, really looking forward to it now.

Angron

Ah life, you cruel bítch. Today has been one long pain in the ass.

Cupcake_Crisis

Angron wrote: »

Ah life, you cruel bítch. Today has been one long pain in the ass.

Sure, tis almost over!

Marty McFly

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Bitta maniac 2000 :pac:

Ankhyu wrote: »

Oogie oogie oogie!

Ah takes me back to my teenage disco days " will ya meet my mate over there " :pac:

Angron

It was a long time before I understood that "meet" thing, so I got really confused as to why someone was so excited when they talked about meeting someone :pac:

P_1

Ah but you're from the country, 'shift' was a strange term for me to get around at first :pac:

Angron

Yup, that was the one we got!

legspin

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Poor Adi! Tossed aside like some old pizza.


Right. Apparently I have about 4 weeks to learn a set of love songs. FML.

I know about 4 to sing and play. Keep the suggestions coming. :pac:

This Year's Love - David Gray.
Really simple tune on the piano. Strangely apposite for a wedding methinks.

RhoDoDenDron

P_1 wrote: »

Ah but you're from the country, 'shift' was a strange term for me to get around at first :pac:

I was recently trying to explain this term to my friend from the US, along with our use of craic - "Shur we had a load of craic last night"

Killer_banana

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

I was recently trying to explain this term to my friend from the US, along with our use of craic - "Shur we had a load of craic last night"

I used to use craic in Lanzarote without thinking and no-one ever questioned me. I wonder sometimes if they got the gist of what I meant or just that I was a high functioning addict. :P

P_1

I remember being hungover on a bus in London asking my mate where the best spot to grab a sambo was, git away with it somehow

Cupcake_Crisis

When I was living in canada for the first few weeks no one had a clue what I was saying. I was having a chat with a friend of mine, who is from Belfast, during which time I told him to shut the f up. All the Canadians just looked at us like we were speaking in tongue. In the end we just shortened it to 'shut fuddup' and they understood that.....

Esoteric_

So tired. Was in boxing class tonight and then the cinema after.

I was REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY embarrassed when I arrived to class though. My trainers both stopped me to congratulate me on my weight loss and were saying how they could really see the difference in my body shape and fitness levels over the past few weeks. They asked me why I was so determined, and I mentioned that I have a target to reach, aside from the target that they know about. They ended up forcing me to tell them the target (previously only Marty knew because I was keeping it a secret). After I told them, they said they'll murder me if I start to get lazy in class. :pac: I love them.


How's everyone tonight? My poor arms are wrecked!

RhoDoDenDron

Esoteric_ wrote: »

So tired. Was in boxing class tonight and then the cinema after.

I was REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY embarrassed when I arrived to class though. My trainers both stopped me to congratulate me on my weight loss and were saying how they could really see the difference in my body shape and fitness levels over the past few weeks. They asked me why I was so determined, and I mentioned that I have a target to reach, aside from the target that they know about. They ended up forcing me to tell them the target (previously only Marty knew because I was keeping it a secret). After I told them, they said they'll murder me if I start to get lazy in class. :pac: I love them.


How's everyone tonight? My poor arms are wrecked!

Congrats though! Always nice to see someone with constructive passion taking control of their life. I try to live by "if you don't like something, change it"

Esoteric_

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

Congrats though! Always nice to see someone with constructive passion taking control of their life. I try to live by "if you don't like something, change it"

Ha, thanks. I think that way myself tbh, but I HATE my trainers or friends commenting on it. I get really embarrassed because it's a reminder that I haven't yet hit my targets, so I don't think anyone should be happy with me til I reach them. :pac:

Then one of the girls I chat a little bit to heard them and started congratulating me, too.

Apparently I have no choice in the matter, my trainers will be posting my before and after pics on Facebook in 6 weeks. I made them refrain from posting them from November til now, but apparently I'm one of the biggest success stories, so have no choice now because it's advertising for them. :pac: I don't want people seeing me in a tracksuit with no make up and my hair slicked back!

Killer_banana

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Ha, thanks. I think that way myself tbh, but I HATE my trainers or friends commenting on it. I get really embarrassed because it's a reminder that I haven't yet hit my targets, so I don't think anyone should be happy with me til I reach them. :pac:

Then one of the girls I chat a little bit to heard them and started congratulating me, too.

Apparently I have no choice in the matter, my trainers will be posting my before and after pics on Facebook in 6 weeks. I made them refrain from posting them from November til now, but apparently I'm one of the biggest success stories, so have no choice now because it's advertising for them. :pac: I don't want people seeing me in a tracksuit with no make up and my hair slicked back!

I think people will be too amazed by how much you've managed to lose than to notice you're lack of make-up or what you're wearing. Seriously, fair play. You're doing great.

Esoteric_

Killer_banana wrote: »

I think people will be too amazed by how much you've managed to lose than to notice you're lack of make-up or what you're wearing. Seriously, fair play. You're doing great.

Pft, I'll notice! :pac: I don't care about the weight loss too much tbh. I don't think it's a big deal. I'm happy to reach targets I have, but eh, my health is all that's important to me and I'm healthy as I am, so I don't think much about weight loss.

Cupcake_Crisis

Eso, I have to say, you're dedication is pretty inspiring! You're doing so bloody well! I just wish it was contagious!

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Eso, I have to say, you're dedication is pretty inspiring! You're doing so bloody well! I just wish it was contagious!

It IS contagious! Seriously, I had become soooooo lazy over the past 6 months. I'd go to class, but wasn't too stressed about eating properly, never really did any extra exercise. Then, after talking to Marty every single day about diet, nutrition, exercise, giving him tips when he needed them, and then seeing how great he's doing at gaining weight, it inspired me a bit and made me more determined to hit my targets.

Can't be letting him get all toned and bulked up if I'm gonna be a flabby mess! :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

Esoteric_ wrote: »

It IS contagious! Seriously, I had become soooooo lazy over the past 6 months. I'd go to class, but wasn't too stressed about eating properly, never really did any extra exercise. Then, after talking to Marty every single day about diet, nutrition, exercise, giving him tips when he needed them, and then seeing how great he's doing at gaining weight, it inspired me a bit and made me more determined to hit my targets.

Can't be letting him get all toned and bulked up if I'm gonna be a flabby mess! :pac:

Sort me out will ya! I lost 4 stone then just lost interest!

Angron

I could do with a hand myself :pac:

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Sort me out will ya! I lost 4 stone then just lost interest!

Exactly what happened to me, lost a load of weight, got bored, and while I didn't gain anything back, I stopped losing til I gave myself a mental kick up the arse and got back to it.

Classes, seriously. You need somebody to motivate and push you. Going to the gym is great and all, but you need somebody to make you work harder. My trainers are great because if they feel that I'm getting lazy, one of them will scream at me, or kick me, and the other will nicely push me by encouraging me and telling me I can do 10 more reps or whatever the fcuk I'm doing.

If there's somebody watching you, you tend to feel accountable and embarrassed enough into working your ass off.

And 4 stone is amazing! Fcuking congrats!!

RhoDoDenDron

PJ Harvey & John Parish | Pig Will Not

Couldn't help but share this. There's a very clear message, and it really hit the spot for me today, especially since everyone around me seems to be super-stressed due to exams and whatnot.

Cupcake_Crisis

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Exactly what happened to me, lost a load of weight, got bored, and while I didn't gain anything back, I stopped losing til I gave myself a mental kick up the arse and got back to it.

Classes, seriously. You need somebody to motivate and push you. Going to the gym is great and all, but you need somebody to make you work harder. My trainers are great because if they feel that I'm getting lazy, one of them will scream at me, or kick me, and the other will nicely push me by encouraging me and telling me I can do 10 more reps or whatever the fcuk I'm doing.

If there's somebody watching you, you tend to feel accountable and embarrassed enough into working your ass off.

And 4 stone is amazing! Fcuking congrats!!

I don't think id do well wuth a trainer. The thing about me is im a cheeky cow, if they shout at me I'll just shout back.