OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

Ms. Koi

Killer_banana wrote: »

With my username? :pac:

Maybe you are just trying to avoid your fear and replace it with banana's who have murderous tendencies?

FoxyVixen

Hmmm, I reckon it's a typo and she meant "Killed_banana". A mere warning to similar phallic fruit to just NOT mess with her innate fear!!

salacious crumb

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Onesies are awful for the simple reason that you can't pee without stripping off entirely and freezing in the process.

Is that the only reason you can think of?

Ms. Koi

FoxyVixen wrote: »

Hmmm, I reckon it's a typo and she meant "Killed_banana". A mere warning to similar phallic fruit to just NOT mess with her innate fear!!

Maybe she isn't human and is actually a murderous banana?

salacious crumb

The plot thickens.....

Star Lord

salacious crumb wrote: »

Is that the only reason you can think of?

It's the biggest reason tbh.

(Plus they're mostly one-size... and I'm short and wide. )

salacious crumb

I would've thought that the lack of easy accessibility for "other" purposes would be of greater concern. There was a letter about this in the Metro's problem page yesterday :pac:

Star Lord

salacious crumb wrote: »

I would've thought that the lack of easy accessibility for "other" purposes would be of greater concern. There was a letter about this in the Metro's problem page yesterday :pac:

I'd assume that if you're in a onesie, that you wouldn't need to worry about such things! :pac:

salacious crumb

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I'd assume that if you're in a onesie, that you wouldn't need to worry about such things! :pac:

Not according to the guy who wrote the letter

dodderangler

Nightmare before Christmas is on.
FCUK YEAH

January

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I'd assume that if you're in a onesie, that you wouldn't need to worry about such things! :pac:

You'd think that but I was more than likely wearing a onesie the night this little one was conceived

Star Lord

salacious crumb wrote: »

Not according to the guy who wrote the letter

January wrote: »

You'd think that but I was more than likely wearing a onesie the night this little one was conceived

This is leading to another letter to a problem page:

"I just realized my partner is one of those 'Furries'"...

:pac:

McChubbin

Furries scare the **** out of me. Wrong on so many levels IMO... O.o

Killer_banana

Having to dress formally for a 10% presentation is bull****. We better get at least 6% out of this after the work we've put in *mumble mumble* *complain, moan*

In other news everyone I ever knew as a child/teenager seems to now either be a parent or an aunt/uncle already.

Ms. Koi

Furries are my worst nightmare.
Apologies if one of you is one, but they terrify me.

salacious crumb

Dare I ask what a furry is?

Star Lord

Google it, if you're feeling brave, but don't blame us if you come back with a warped/shattered sense of the world and life in general.

dodderangler

Gonna watch half of the last season of Spartacus today.
Off today so just gonna flake out

baron von something

anybody else hear that they're gonna hold open casting auditions in dublin for the new star wars movie.this news has me as excited as a 12 year old girl at a justin bieber concert

salacious crumb

baron von something wrote: »

anybody else hear that they're gonna hold open casting auditions in dublin for the new star wars movie.this news has me as excited as a 12 year old girl at a justin bieber concert

:eek: Whaaaaaaaat?????

I'd make an awesome Jedi. Or even better, Sith Lord. Mwahahahaha.

gregers85

baron von something wrote: »

anybody else hear that they're gonna hold open casting auditions in dublin for the new star wars movie.this news has me as excited as a 12 year old girl at a justin bieber concert

http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Star-Wars-Episode-7-open-auditions-to-be-held-in-DUBLIN/227137.htm

Think my days of late teens early 20s are behind me haha :rolleyes:

baron von something

gregers85 wrote: »

http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Star-Wars-Episode-7-open-auditions-to-be-held-in-DUBLIN/227137.htm

Think my days of late teens early 20s are behind me haha :rolleyes:

i'm in my late 20's myself but thats what make-up departments are for

dodderangler

Star Wars, trek or gate I havint watched one of them and I wouldn't. Not into that space crap

baron von something

dodderangler wrote: »

Star Wars, trek or gate I havint watched one of them and I wouldn't. Not into that space crap

BLASPHEMY (although i'm with you on the star trek one)

Star Lord

I'm heading into my mid thirties, and have been told many times that I could pass for early twenties!

Angron

I had one of the folks in my course ask me was I going to the mature student night out before, he thought I was 24 or 25, not 21

dodderangler

baron von something wrote: »

BLASPHEMY (although i'm with you on the star trek one)

Il make it worse for ya. I've yet to see any of the rocky films and terminators or Rambos.
All my mates think I'm weird for that

Ms. Koi

I am beyond fed up with meteor and their customer service billing issues.

baron von something

dodderangler wrote: »

Il make it worse for ya. I've yet to see any of the rocky films and terminators or Rambos.
All my mates think I'm weird for that

:eek:

Killer_banana

Haven't seen any Rockys, Rambos or Terminators (not for any particular reason, just haven't got around to it) but I'm a bit fan of Star Wars, Star Trek and Stargate (especially Stargate).