OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

Hybrid_Theory

Marty McFly wrote: »

Oh and Welcome to the OTB thread Hybrid it does get very random in here .

Thanks haha I can tell :P seems to be fair craic in this forum though, f*ckin delighted

Killer_banana

After class on Saturday my legs were wrecked...half expected them to go from under me...so I decided to walk into town to get my bus home instead of getting a bus. I find it hard to get motivated but when I am I really really am. It wasn't a long walk or anything but normally I can't be bothered to get off my arse to walk full stop.

McChubbin

I sincerely hope that the New Look sale is still on when I go into town tomorrow. Seriously in dire need of fresh jeans.
I'd love a pair of "boyfriend cut" but strangely, what will fit me in a size 22 standard pair won't fit me in the same size boyfriend cut.
Weird sizings. Yup.
In other news, I just discovered a band called Tesseract. They strike me as very similar in style to Tool but I'll have to listen to more of their stuff before I make any big opinions.

P_1

Tesseract? Now there's a blast from the past. haven't listened to any of them in a while may have to refresh my memory

RhoDoDenDron

"Hey Shane I'm Meg, i'm an IB student studying in the Netherlands and I've been writing an Extended Essay on body modification, I came across your scarification pictures while blogging and I was wondering if you'd be open to sharing your motives and 'story' as a body modification artist, as a 'primary' source for my investigation? I'm super keen, let me know. Thanks in advance!"

Got this message today on my tumblr. I knew internet selfies would one day lead me to fame and riches!

P_1

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

"Hey Shane I'm Meg, i'm an IB student studying in the Netherlands and I've been writing an Extended Essay on body modification, I came across your scarification pictures while blogging and I was wondering if you'd be open to sharing your motives and 'story' as a body modification artist, as a 'primary' source for my investigation? I'm super keen, let me know. Thanks in advance!"

Got this message today on my tumblr. I knew internet selfies would one day lead me to fame and riches!

Cash in now :pac:

That sounds like it could be pretty interesting for you though

RhoDoDenDron

P_1 wrote: »

Cash in now :pac:

That sounds like it could be pretty interesting for you though

Ehh, I get approached a lot for things like this and they don't always come to fruition. I almost did some modelling for a pretty decent Irish photographer who seemed to be a big of fan of beards, especially with the "alternative" look. He even waited for me to finish a phone call on the street to give me his business card, but never got back to me after. Oh well!

Esoteric_

McChubbin wrote: »

I sincerely hope that the New Look sale is still on when I go into town tomorrow. Seriously in dire need of fresh jeans.
I'd love a pair of "boyfriend cut" but strangely, what will fit me in a size 22 standard pair won't fit me in the same size boyfriend cut.
Weird sizings. Yup.
In other news, I just discovered a band called Tesseract. They strike me as very similar in style to Tool but I'll have to listen to more of their stuff before I make any big opinions.

The New Look sale is on for another week or so, but they have barely any jeans, it's mostly dresses and summer clothes.

Must go in and get a load of summer dresses for my holidays when I get paid tomorrow, need to stock up on pretty dresses made of feck all material so I don't sweat too much in the 40 degree heat. :pac:

Please Kill Me

Evenin' all. Oh, it's late, I probably missed ye.

Angron

I live PKM

dodderangler

Still in work
Another hour an half left and I'm sittin on me arse playing Leps world
Poxy night
Gonna stuff a rasher and sausage sambo in me when I get home
Four slices of bread and about 8 sausages

Please Kill Me

Angron wrote: »

I live PKM

Cool. Anyone got any nice or interesting stories?

Will this crap weather ever change?? Sick of getting pissed on! :mad:

Neighbour's house was raided today when he wasn't there, it was like something from a movie! Four squad cars, God knows how many cops and special branch, busted down his front door, ransacked the house, searched his shed and then fecked off after about an hour. Then they called in and asked did I have a number so they could contact him.

The guy is a dick, but God knows what he's into.

Angron

Well I was watching Family Guy, and they had a meth lab going, so maybe it was that. Meth seems to be a popular drug to put on tv anyway, so why not in real life.

P_1

Could have been dodgy diesel too

FoxyVixen

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Cool. Anyone got any nice or interesting stories?

Sounds like you've the interesting story

Yeah some sketchy cars driving our rural road the last few days so have taken the car reg. Suspected drug run we think so just monitoring the situation. Means having to be half awake at 6am which is a terror mind you!!

Please Kill Me

FoxyVixen wrote: »

Sounds like you've the interesting story

Ah, there's always something!! I'm sure I'll have another one tomorrow.

Oh, forgot to mention, I had a very informal meeting/interview for a part-time job. It's in a breakers (kinda) where cars are dismantled/disassembled and sent on trucks to Nigeria to be sold. Cars, truck axles, truck gearboxes, box bodies....some set up! And anything that isn't going to be sold, I can cut up, wreck, destroy...whatever. I can vent my anger on cars!! YAY!!!! :pac: Just waiting on a phone call now. Fingers crossed. It could be a fun job.

dodderangler

My mates car was robbed and found half of it dismantled and in a breakers ready to go to Nigeria
06 BMW 318

Ankhyu

Good luck in the meeting/interview PKM EDIT: Just noticed you already had it. In that case, fingers crossed!

Just working a half day today. Finishing at 1, and have to somehow get changed and fly down the road from Galway to Shannon and make it there for 2, for my sister's graduation from school.... Challenge accepted!!

Hybrid_Theory

Ankhyu wrote: »

Good luck in the meeting/interview PKM EDIT: Just noticed you already had it. In that case, fingers crossed!

Just working a half day today. Finishing at 1, and have to somehow get changed and fly down the road from Galway to Shannon and make it there for 2, for my sister's graduation from school.... Challenge accepted!!

:eek: if you can pull that off you would be preeeeeetttyyyy amazing! :pac:

Ankhyu

Hybrid_Theory wrote: »

:eek: if you can pull that off you would be preeeeeetttyyyy amazing! :pac:

I'm sure gonna try! I can make the journey in an hour provided I don't get stuck behind any slow drivers/traffic on the way down. Gonna try and get changed before 1 if I can :pac:

Hybrid_Theory

Ankhyu wrote: »

I'm sure gonna try! I can make the journey in an hour provided I don't get stuck behind any slow drivers/traffic on the way down. Gonna try and get changed before 1 if I can :pac:

Good luck ^_^

January

Hope you make it Ankhyu!

Esoteric_

Best of luck getting there, Ankhyu!

I'm OFF!

But, my fcuking boss called me at half fcuking NINE to ask me about a stock take. Apparently it didn't balance (I do the stock takes). I pointed out where he was wrong. It balanced perfectly. I was told my sales were good. I hung up the phone, wanting to strangle him. :pac:

Killer_banana

Good luck with the graduation Ankhyu.

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Neighbour's house was raided today when he wasn't there, it was like something from a movie! Four squad cars, God knows how many cops and special branch, busted down his front door, ransacked the house, searched his shed and then fecked off after about an hour. Then they called in and asked did I have a number so they could contact him.

The guy is a dick, but God knows what he's into.

I saw the end of a raid once which wasn't all that exciting but my friend had seen the whole thing, including one fella jumping out of an upstairs window and trying to make a run for it...apparently he didn't get very far. :P

Killer_banana

Getting inked later and suddenly the nerves have kicked in big time. I'm not even out of bed yet!

Ankhyu

Killer_banana wrote: »

Getting inked later and suddenly the nerves have kicked in big time. I'm not even out of bed yet!

What are ya getting?

Hybrid_Theory

Just had a dream within a dream. Inception style baby!!!! :cool:

Esoteric_

I had a dream about talking cars the night before last. It legit freaked me out and I kept waking up because of it. I told Marty, expecting sympathy, but he just told me he'd love to have a dream like that. :pac:


Think a few cocktails are in order this evening. Have to have a difficult conversation with a friend, and call her out on some **** she's done that's out of order, so I suggested we get cocktails instead of coffee. :pac: I think I'll need them.

Star Lord

Hybrid_Theory wrote: »

Just had a dream within a dream. Inception style baby!!!! :cool:

Excellent, that's what we wanted you to think.

Killer_banana

Ankhyu wrote: »

What are ya getting?

A tea cup on top of a pile of books. It's inspired by the C.S Lewis quote 'You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.' Feel like that pretty much sums me up.