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OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

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    #2432
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Took the lip piercing out for a few seconds this morning and the fecker closed up on me right away. Ah well. Had a bloody wierd job interview this morning, the job sounds interesting enough though so fingers crossed


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    #2433
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Jesus January, you have it worse than me, I just have to work and go to bootcamp!

    I had the weirdest man come in just now, asking do I want to watch him cut his toenails. eh, what???

    Nah, I choose to have three kids! I've learned to expect a night or two of no sleep. I've been broody a lot lately though... today I'm not for some weird reason!

    I'm going to start c25k next week... giving up my boxing class and just keeping up TRX. Can't afford both!


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    #2434
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Got robbed in work. Gonna be fun trying to convince my boss that it wasn't my fault. :(


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    #2435
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Ah bollocks, how did that happen?


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    #2436
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Angron wrote: »
    Ah bollocks, how did that happen?

    A regular customer took it upon herself to nick a lot of money worth of stock while her husband was paying for his stuff. Fcuking distraction tactics. :mad:


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    #2437
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    A regular customer took it upon herself to nick a lot of money worth of stock while her husband was paying for his stuff. Fcuking distraction tactics. :mad:

    Hate scum who pull off that crap. Surely there'll be CCTV or security men who'll be able to back you up though


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    #2438
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    P_1 wrote: »
    Hate scum who pull
    off that crap. Surely there'll be CCTV or security men who'll be able to
    back you up though

    Oh yeah, they'll back me up, but I'll get the blame for not having eyes in the back of my head. :rolleyes: Don't care anyway tbh, I just want to finish work, go to bootcamp and hit my leaba. :)


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    #2439
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Shame you can't...garnish the price the next time she visits, seeing as she's a regular.


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    #2440
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Fail seen someone the other day proclaim they were going to get this done in a few days

    934939_561817437194118_222744920_n.jpg

    This is what they got

    999271_562656220443573_1434287960_n.jpg


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    #2441
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Well that's...something? I mean it could be worse, but it's not really close to the original.


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    #2442
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Feck that's a tad different


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    #2443
    jenizzle
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 6,817 ✭✭✭jenizzle


    Christ! They look almost identical!!!


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    #2444
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    That's absolutely ridiculous
    Not even close to the one he wanted
    I'd name and Shame the artist or whatever he calls himself
    Would've done a better job with a black pen and a blade


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    #2445
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    If you squint it looks like the original... :p


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    #2446
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    January wrote: »
    If you squint it looks like the original... :p

    And if my aunt had balls shed be me uncle


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    #2447
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    Evenin' all. Did ye miss me?? :D I went out to visit a mate of mine on Saturday after I had the kids. He asked me would I drop him down to the pub when I was going. When I was dropping him off, he invited me in for "one". That was the first mistake! I ended up staying over after copious amounts of Souther Comfort and Red Bull. :rolleyes: So, without having to go back over 20 pages (as I haven't been able to log in), what's happening with everyone?


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    #2448
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    I believe there may have been a mention of mise getting my new car :D
    Other that that, I'm flat broke for the next week and have been woefully tired and headachey today for no reason!


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    #2449
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    Ankhyu wrote: »
    I believe there may have been a mention of mise getting my new car :D
    Other that that, I'm flat broke for the next week and have been woefully tired and headachey today for no reason!

    Is that the Megane diesel? How you getting on with it?


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    #2450
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Eso's job was fleeced today. Marty did Hell and Back over the weekend. Can't think of anything else...


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    #2451
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    January wrote: »
    Eso's job was fleeced today. Marty did Hell and Back over the weekend. Can't think of anything else...

    Fair play Marty. Eso?? WTF? Is she ok?


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    #2452
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    Fair play Marty. Eso?? WTF? Is she ok?

    Yes, I wasn't touched. They just robbed a load of stock while I was serving them. :rolleyes:

    Had a horrible day today and yesterday though, so not around much. Still alive, the robbers didn't get me. I was too big to rob. :( :pac:


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    #2453
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Anyone know where is the best place to get mini moto parts?
    I got one ages ago for nothing to fix it and I went out to swords other day to get parts and bloke wasn't there and he arranged for fella to meet me in blanch but he never turned up
    Just wanna fix it and sell it
    Wayyyyyy too big for it and me daughter is too young for it


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    #2454
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    On me break and I only get a 15 so went to Burger King instead of mac d and just realised its a huge mistake
    Service here is DIA-fcukin-BOLICAL
    takes 10 mins to get a meal and it ain't always great
    Next time mac ds
    I can get a meal in a minute and eat it in 5


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    #2455
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    Is that the Megane diesel? How you getting on with it?

    Tis :) Great now! I love it. Only have it two days and a seagull decided to bomb it on it's first trip up to Galway :rolleyes:


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    #2456
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Yes, I wasn't touched. They just robbed a load of stock while I was serving them. :rolleyes:

    Fuck-tards!!! :mad:
    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Had a horrible day today and yesterday though, so not around much. Still alive, the robbers didn't get me. I was too big to rob. :( :pac:

    Likewise. Life sucks sometimes!! :( Feck all you can do except run at it head on screaming "I will not go down without a fight you scum-sucking pig! Give me your best shot!!" (while holding back tears.) :o


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    #2457
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    Fuck-tards!!! :mad:



    Likewise. Life sucks sometimes!! :( Feck all you can do except run at it head on screaming "I will not go down without a fight you scum-sucking pig! Give me your best shot!!" (while holding back tears.) :o

    I did a 10 and a half k run and walked about 7k yesterday. Didn't cheer me up at all, but hey, it was a distraction. Metal and planning what to do with the money my grandmother keeps insisting on giving me each week that I stay in her house is keeping me distracted tonight.

    How've you been doing?


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    #2458
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    I did a 10 and a half k run and walked about 7k yesterday. Didn't cheer me up at all, but hey, it was a distraction. Metal and planning what to do with the money my grandmother keeps insisting on giving me each week that I stay in her house is keeping me distracted tonight.

    Jaysus, fair play!! I can't run up the stairs lately and I'm out of breath. Need to get my finger out and get back training properly!!!
    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    How've you been doing?

    Shite. But such is life. :rolleyes: :pac: Busy few days ahead so that'll keep me occupied. Still a week to go in the month and I'm one customer off my monthly target to get my bonus. It's not a lot, but it'll pay for the car tax for three months!! :D


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    #2459
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    Jaysus, fair play!! I can't run up the stairs lately and I'm out of breath. Need to get my finger out and get back training properly!!!



    Shite. But such is life. :rolleyes: :pac: Busy few days ahead so that'll keep me occupied. Still a week to go in the month and I'm one customer off my monthly target to get my bonus. It's not a lot, but it'll pay for the car tax for three months!! :D

    Three months' worth of car tax seems like a pretty okay bonus to me!


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    #2460
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Three months' worth of car tax seems like a pretty okay bonus to me!

    Yep. It used to be €500 bonus for 10 new customers in a month, but they were losing their shirts on it, especially if someone got 20! :pac: So they reduced it to €30 per new customer and it's capped at 10 per month. :rolleyes: Ah feck it, it's better than nothing. Last month I only got 2 (you'd be surprised how hard it is to get new customers sometimes) but this month I'm at 9 so far. :D


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    #2461
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    Yep. It used to be €500 bonus for 10 new customers in a month, but they were losing their shirts on it, especially if someone got 20! :pac: So they reduced it to €30 per new customer and it's capped at 10 per month. :rolleyes: Ah feck it, it's better than nothing. Last month I only got 2 (you'd be surprised how hard it is to get new customers sometimes) but this month I'm at 9 so far. :D

    Better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper though :P

    I used to hate that one new customer short of bonus threshold, the last one always seemed to be the toughest one to get


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