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Why don't chimpanzees get the credit for being the 1st animal to walk on the moon?

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  • 12-05-2013 2:17am
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    Chuck Stone
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    How come Lance Armstrong gets all the credit for being the first person to cycle to the moon when it was a chimp who walked there first?


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    Scorpion Sting
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    Sure Lance helped the chimp to achieve its feat by supplying him with all sorts of performance-enhancing drugs and chimp growth hormones. Lance made sure he was credited with the achievement, bribing the chimp with a large stack of bananas and setting it up with a female chimp it fancied. The chimp got what he wanted and never said a word to anyone until the truth was revealed last January when Lance let it slip in a drunken state.


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    Chuck Stone
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    jebforever wrote: »
    Sure Lance helped the chimp to achieve its feat by supplying him with all sorts of performance-enhancing drugs and chimp growth hormones. Lance made sure he was credited with the achievement, bribing the chimp with a large stack of bananas and setting it up with a female chimp it fancied. The chimp got what he wanted and never said a word to anyone until the truth was revealed last January when Lance let it slip in a drunken state.

    But sure who wouldn't cycle to the moon for a box of bananas? We can't blame Lance Armstrong for inspiring monkeys to shoot for the moon can we?


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    sNarah
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    Did the chimpanzee go up the Moon elevator?


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    Star Lord
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    No, they had to climb the stairs. The elevator is for human use only.


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    Princess Peach
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    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    No, they had to climb the stairs. The elevator is for human use only.

    DISCRIMINATION!!

    I henceforth devote my life to the campaign for equal rights for chimpanzees in all social and political facets of life.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    That scene with the chimp and Lance Armstrong in Arrested Development is hilarious.


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Now you're just making up silleh things.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Your name has a superfluous N.

    People in glass houses don't walk on moons snarah.


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    Squarewave
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    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    No, they had to climb the stairs. The elevator is for human use only.

    Blatant speciesism.
    Chimpanzees should have the same rights as humans.
    Or humans should have the same rights as chimpanzees.

    Watch the Planet of the Apes, it will blow your mind!


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    Chuck Stone
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That scene with the chimp and Lance Armstrong in Arrested Development is hilarious.

    I was looking for this and all I could find was this thread. :(


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Are you saying that TCN didn't give you the answer to life, the universe and everything?


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    dr.bollocko
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I was looking for this and all I could find was this thread. :(

    23282111.jpg


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    Sarky
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    dr. Bollocko, he knows the score.

    Which is good, because I need to find out if I owe Fago a tenner or not.


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    Chuck Stone
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    Feckers *grumble*


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    sNarah
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    So, does Sarky owe Fago that tenner?
    Also, drag that little radio boy's ass back in here.
    *signals for moar Fago*


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    Sarky
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    Yeah!! :mad:


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    Squarewave
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    FAGO!
    / / / /
    / / /
    / /
    O

    It's meant to be like a Batman signal in case you can't tell..


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Omg I just got around the ban on Irish Netflix in the US by moving to Ireland.


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    Squarewave
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    1337 H4XR


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    Star Lord
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    I'm willing to wager that Dr Bollocko weighs the same as a duck...


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    sNarah
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    I betcha he also like duckfacing in pictures.


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    Star Lord
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    I have it on good authority, that this is him.
    h7E0D21D9


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    Sarky
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    That is so him. Classic Bollocko.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You can't stop me from making that face. I'm doing it right now.


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    #26
    sNarah
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    People like you make me SICK.


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    King George VI
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    sNarah wrote: »
    So, does Sarky owe Fago that tenner?
    Also, drag that little radio boy's ass back in here.
    *signals for moar Fago*

    Yeah :mad:


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    #28
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    space_chimp.jpg


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    sNarah wrote: »
    People like you make me SICK.

    I meant to wash that chopping board thoroughly after handling the chicken but then I just didn't instead.


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    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I bet that guy makes his own gravy.


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I bet gravy comes out his nose when he laughs, and then he serves it to his guests as a dressing for cheese.


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