The 'Official AH Eurovision Song Contest Thread' Part Une.

HondaSami

Teamshadowclan wrote: »

Jaysus, how big was he :eek:

What every man wants to hear and every woman wants to say.

efb

5 Ukraine

DJCR

1) Ukraine

Started well, good vocal range and she's savage lads. Red sparkles at the end.... Sold !

2) Denmark
3) Russia
4) Estonia
5) Austria
6) Slovenia
7) Croatia

WIZE

sexy bridesmaid

HondaSami

Not a winner for the singing

hmmm

That was rubbish - I'm putting more money on Norway

Mint Sauce

Meh.

DJCR

A Nuke?

Mint Sauce

Would not want to upset this one from the Netherlands.

keelanj69

No.

HondaSami

What's with all the hot women, where are the hot men.

Rayne Wooney

After a few she'd do..

My name is URL

Stick to the drugs and prostitutes, Holland

Mint Sauce

None from me for this entrant.

Cody Pomeray

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

After a few she'd do..

Ah you're too generous, that's your problem rayne!

DJCR

HondaSami wrote: »

What's with all the hot women, where are the hot men.

Watching the hot women

Tisserand

Truly awful song from the Dutch

BlueNemo

Now's the time to stick the kettle on

Larianne

Snooooooooze

kwestfan08

"Holland have failed to qualify for the final for the past eight years"

I'd make that nine now chief.

hmmm

That's really good, but how well will it go down in Tajikistan

GalwayGuy2

Haunting and etheral, but I kind of wanted to hear a quick song.

And I expected some kickboxing for some strange reason:P

My name is URL

Jaysus.. this would drive you to the drink

coconut5

You know it's Eurovision when we veer from a song about butterflies to a song about birds.

hmmm

It is a bit Lion King

HondaSami

DJCR wrote: »

Watching the hot women

Get outta town ye cheeky pup

Dreadful song.

Kerrydude1981

Is there any point to this song?

Nice bird though

Cody Pomeray

This is like a bridging tune between two anthems in a musical.

Something some washerwoman would sing before a major scene...

efb

Boring

DJCR

1) Ukraine
2) Denmark
3) Russia
4) Estonia
5) Austria
6) nope
7) Slovenia
8) Croatia
9) Netherlands - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz but accomplished.

She looks like Michelle Pfeiffer

allym

Absolutely loved Denmarks entry.

Bit of a downer from Holland though, need a bit more upbeat!

Lord TSC

So far, I'm confident for Ireland, in terms of the fact we've sent an act that's different to all the others so far...

Cody Pomeray

This looks promising....

hmmm

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

This is like a bridging tune between two anthems in a musical.

Something some washerwoman would sing before a major scene...

Genuine LOL

Lord TSC

Aliens!

efb

No just no

hmmm

I LOVE THIS ALREADY

HondaSami

Teletubbies

allym

Oh.my.god

Larianne

Awwwh yeahhhh

dan1895

Rapping astronauts, original if nothing else.

ollie1

This more like it ha

Tisserand

Total s**te from Montenegro

GalwayGuy2

Well...dunno about these lads...

SeaFields

Teamshadowclan wrote: »

So far, I'm confident for Ireland, in terms of the fact we've sent an act that's different to all the others so far...

altho quite similar to last years winner i think

Lord TSC

Hey....what's their power level? She can tell me!

keelanj69

The once proud nation of Montenegro brought low by Eurovision 2013.

HondaSami

FFS get them away from the camera's. What a load of crap.

jupiterjack

Ukraine my favourite so far