Should I have told her her fly was open?

blah88

So I had a physio appointment today and as soon as the female physiotherapist began demonstrating stretches I noticed that the fly on her jeans was totally down. I also knew that there was at least one more young male due for an appointment immediately after me. Should I have mentioned it to her before I left? If it matters, I'm 25 and she looked to be in her early/mid-30's.

I didn't say it to her, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. On the one hand, I'd have been saving her from potential embarassment, on the other, it might look like I was hitting on her. (She was quite hot, I'll admit). Would I have gotten a slap in the face?

The Backwards Man

I'd be more concerned about what kind of physiotherapy session a physiotherapist does in jeans tbh.

Full.Duck

Hah, how does not telling her her fly is open constitute as hitting on her? If anything not telling her makes you look like a perve, perve.

OneArt

Would've told her, maybe gotten a slap in the face, then reported an assault and sued for trauma. $$$

*may or may not work out that way

MadsL

Pics or GTFO!

lost in cork

Id say if you had offered to do them up for her that would have been pervy

Ilik Urgee

Jaysus what's it come to when you can't tell somebody they're flying low:eek:

I'd like to be told if it were me.

Frank Black

blah88 wrote: »

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I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Pervert.

dartup

dont beat around the bush

Schnitzel Muncher

Is it okay to ask what color panties she was wearing?

kingcobra

You'd probably be better off zipping them up yourself, that way you solve your problem: you don't have to tell her about it and then you also save her from potential embarassment. It's a win win really in my books!

wilkie2006

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

Is it okay to ask what color colour panties pants she was wearing?

FYP for you there, Johnny America.

The Queen of England

An unzipped fly is an open invitation to drop the hand.

I thought everyone knew that.

Schnitzel Muncher

wilkie2006 wrote: »

FYP for you there, Johnny America.

I'm not interested in her trousers, spelling Nazi.

Plazaman

From your professional viewpoint would you say offhand she was shaved, trimmed or had a jungle mungle?

D-FENS

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd be more concerned about what kind of physiotherapy session a physiotherapist does in jeans tbh.

Upper body maybe?

Ficheall

Would have been grand to tell her, unless the zip was broken and there was nothing she could do about it, in which case it's all you would both have been thinking about for the rest of the session.. maybe..

Lando Griffin

I'd say yes its YKK.

PizzamanIRL

What's the big deal/taboo about telling someone there fly is open? Yeah, you're basically admitting that you were looking around that area, but that's no secret to anyone.

Should have told her. I bet the next lad in told her and he has a physio with benefits now. Unlucky OP.

captainzero

what sort of treatment was the previous patient getting?

Seedy Arling

lost in cork wrote: »

Id say if you had offered to do them up for her that would have been pervy

Especially if you said you wanted to do it with your teeth.

BillyMitchel

Should of just stuck your index finger in and gave it a little wiggle and said ooops your fly is open.

Imagine you done that and she was a tiny bit damp. Could of gotten your rock n roll.*


*maybe I've watched too much porn

stefan idiot jones

Plazaman wrote: »

From your professional viewpoint would you say offhand she was shaved, trimmed or had a jungle mungle?

Or did the collars and cuffs match ?

enda1

wilkie2006 wrote: »

FYP for you there, Johnny America.

Knickers/Underwear,

Johnny English :P

Zillah

I'm weirdly put off by the fact that you thought pointing it out would be interpreted as hitting on her. It shows such a fundamental misunderstanding of the most basic human interactions.

It's creepy, is what it is, and I'm trying to grasp why.

IM0

captainzero wrote: »

what sort of treatment was the previous patient getting?

quality treatment clearly

captainzero

op should go back at first opportunity and apologise for not telling her because this will haunt him.

It BeeMee

blah88 wrote: »

Would I have gotten a slap in the face?

No, but you might have got a box in the mouth

ruthloss

Now if the next patient tells her, she is going to be wondering why you didn't tell her., she will conclude that you are a perve. Now good luck with your next appointment.:D

dr strangelove

Maybe it was all part of your therapy.

And you failed.


Pervert.

samboNo9

I was chewing a pen once whilst standing at a till in work and it must have leaked and/or exploded, and I had ink all over my chin and cheek and neck.
But I did not notice. It wasn't until literally 3hrs later than some kind ole dote of a granny mentioned ''excuse me son, do you realise...etc''.

Not one of the 100+ customers had said anything, the bastards.

If me willy was unintentionally hanging out I'd sure hope somebody would 'notice' and 'act accordingly'..

BillyMitchel

samboNo9 wrote: »

If me willy was unintentionally hanging out I'd sure hope somebody would 'notice' and 'act accordingly'..

And start sucking it?!

Max Power1

lost in cork wrote: »

Id say if you had offered to do them up for her that would have been pervy

haha do them up with your teeth would have been the best response imo

kfallon

samboNo9 wrote: »

If me willy was unintentionally hanging out I'd sure hope somebody would 'notice' and 'act accordingly'..

Give you a hand shandy? :eek:

Tombo2001

blah88 wrote: »

....... but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. ............

This is the bit I love......

........and it was 9 years ago you had this physio appointment OP?

Marsden

Maybe it's her way of retaining customers. I'd definitely be looking for ways to throw my back out for another perv.

SB2013

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

I'm not interested in her trousers, spelling Nazi.

Pants are only trousers in America. In this country pants are underwear.

Mars Bar

SB2013 wrote: »

Pants are only trousers in America. In this country pants are underwear.

Really?!

Never once have I referred to my knickers as pants and I've never heard a fella refer to their underwear/jocks/boxers as pants either.

copeyhagen

and you didnt get a horn OP, ya big ghey!

blah88

copeyhagen wrote: »

and you didnt get a horn OP, ya big ghey!

Came prepared. Wore the tight spandex shorts underneath my trousers.

who_me

blah88 wrote: »

So I had a physio appointment today and as soon as the female physiotherapist began demonstrating stretches I noticed that the fly on her jeans was totally down. I also knew that there was at least one more young male due for an appointment immediately after me. Should I have mentioned it to her before I left? If it matters, I'm 25 and she looked to be in her early/mid-30's.

I didn't say it to her, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. On the one hand, I'd have been saving her from potential embarassment, on the other, it might look like I was hitting on her. (She was quite hot, I'll admit). Would I have gotten a slap in the face?

So, since visiting your physio, your original pain/complaint hasn't crossed your mind..

She sounds like a ****ing genius. All female physios should do this!

paulbok

blah88 wrote: »

I didn't say it to her, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. On the one hand,

What was the other hand at?

SkadooshJ

Has anybody asked why a physio was wearing jeans?

Brain Stroking

I would never tell a woman her fly is open. Only because my own fly is open at all times. I would feel hypocritical doing so.