The Late Late Show Friday 17th May

COYW

GAA players don't get any perks for playing the games ..... lmao. I can't believe that nonsense still flies.

JonathanAnon

He asks THE most uninformed, uninteresting, generic questions ... Think how interesting this would be with the OTB team..

Lapin

Feck ya Tubbs. :mad:

I recorded the rugby to watch later.

I've been trying to avoid the resiult all evening.

Atlantic Dawn

Anyone playing in an All Ireland Final should get €10k in cash in an envelope under their jersey in the changing room, no questions asked.

SEPT 23 1989

red shoes paints a bleak picture

Tisserand

Only I'm driving to Galway early in the morning, I'd be down to the off-licence for more drink. One can of Dutch Gold is not going to get me through the rest of this show.

Welsh Megaman

Isla Fisher on Graham Norton shortly!

buyer95

"If I go to see a match in Croke Park which I did last Summer" - Tubridy playing to the masses, pretending to be sports fan, we know he was at home last summer reading his almanac and editing his memoirs.

grey_so_what

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I reckon there isn't a bottle of red hair dye to be found in Clare at the moment. It looks like Marty has used it all on his head

I think it's more brown/red HA......

Very fetching......;)

Mr. T shocked that Rural Ireland is closing down. Imagine. Shocked.

Lady Chatterton

Marty, you have got to mention Kilmurry Ibrickane or we won't let you back into the county.

baldbear

Marty talking through his hole.

Harry Angstrom

MrsD007 wrote: »

Harry, are you colour blind???? His hair is brownish.....

Reddish-brown on my TV MrsD. Please don't tell me I've got to make a trip to Harvey Norman's tomorrow!! :eek:

Lapin

Great story

I can just picture everyone else on the escalator not knowing where to look !

RayM

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Isla Fisher on Graham Norton shortly!

I don't care how many successful films she does, she'll always be Shannon from Home and Away to me.

buyer95

Tubridy talking hurling tactics, he's so out of his comfort zone its scary!

Skid X

Marty ran into someone who knew him in London, Peter Ustinov would have been proud of that one. :rolleyes:

keith16

Zeek12 wrote: »

He gives George Hamilton a run for his money as the patron saint of stating the obvious:)

His commentary formula is as follows:

Nothing happening - calls out names of whoever is on the ball

Point / Goal Scored - "GREAT SCORE" (even if it bounces of someones arse and goes over / in)

Point / Goal Missed - "UNLUCKY" even if it was the miss of the century - never critical of anyone.

Stat Appears on screen - Reads it out with utter shock.

No insight, no passion and no personality.

Aidric

Has Jake Bugg performed already?

grey_so_what

Marty is famous world wide.

Now you know.

Skid X

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I reckon there isn't a bottle of red hair dye to be found in Clare at the moment. It looks like Marty has used it all on his head

Harry, my Mother said exactly the same thing when he walked on. I can't see it myself to be honest, but I will defer to your judgement.

Lady Chatterton

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Reddish-brown on my TV MrsD. Please don't tell me I've got to make a trip to Harvey Norman's tomorrow!! :eek:

Ye are a bit obsessed with red in Cork, Harry.

SEPT 23 1989

This is terrible sh1te

Larianne

Aidric wrote: »

Has Jake Bugg performed already?

Yes.

walshb

My god, what a snoozefest!

_feedback_

Aidric wrote: »

Has Jake Bugg performed already?

Yeah, opened the show. He was good

Diabhal Beag

Tubs talking GAA is absolute death. "Cyril do you think the plays should be changed in the hurlings?"

Lisha

Aidric wrote: »

Has Jake Bugg performed already?

Yes was enjoyable

Aidric

RayM wrote: »

I don't care how many successful films she does, she'll always be Shannon from Home and Away to me.

Her turn in Wedding Crashers was top notch. This scene is a lol fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iQTvJIGArc

Kerrydude1981

Well said Cyril

Lapin

buyer95 wrote: »

"If I go to see a match in Croke Park which I did last Summer"....

Well, being a Dublin fan he didn't get a chance to go to Croker in September.

JonathanAnon

HawkEye is such a crock of sh1t.. All they had to do was copy what the IRFU are doing, video referees using the existing camera footage.... Neither Benny Coulter's square ball nor Joe Sheridan's goal would have been cancelled out by HawkEye..

Aidric

Larianne wrote: »

Yes.

_feedback_ wrote: »

Yeah, opened the show. He was good

Lisha wrote: »

Yes was enjoyable

Shoite. Which song did he perform?

_feedback_

grey_so_what

Lapin wrote: »

Well, being a Dublin fan he didn't get a chance to go to Croker in September.

Ouch Lapin.......:eek:

Kerrydude1981

"Claim the boys for Kerry" oh god Tubs shut up FFS

Lady Chatterton

I wonder which brand of fake tan Marty uses. There seems to be very good coverage and no streaks

Lisha

Aidric wrote: »

Shoite. Which song did he perform?

Lightening bolt

BlaasForRafa

A bunch of old geezers in a "isn't the GAA a great thing altogether" segment. Snore....

Skid X

If the flying Nun had made this response earlier I would have started going to Mass again

Tubs "What was it like, Sister?"

Flying Nun " It was better than Sex, Ryan!"

ForeverYoung90

Anyone worth watching tonight?Is there a comedian coming up?

passremarkable

sinead is cute, wouldn mind tackling her

grey_so_what

MrsD007 wrote: »

I wonder which brand of fake tan Marty uses. There seems to be very good coverage and no streaks

Not to mention the whitening of the teeth!

Hitchens

"the best goal ever seen in CP was scored by a woman" sez Cyril..............ffs I've yet to see a woman goalie stopping a the ballz from going in :P

Larianne

Thank feck for that!

Lapin

Galway for the hurling this year. Obviously.


Whoever meets Mayo in the final will win the football.

Aidric

MrsD007 wrote: »

I wonder which brand of fake tan Marty uses. There seems to be very good coverage and no streaks

Sunbeds imo. Head like a distressed prune.

keith16

Marty loves the attention.

LONDON HEATHROW....TUBE STATION....LEICESTER SQUARE.....TUBE.....HOWIYA MARTY....GREAT GAS ALLTOGETHER

I had the misfortune of sharing a flight with him last year, sitting a few rows back. He might as well have said "I'M MARTY MORRISEY" to the poor feicer sitting beside him.

Anyway, I will shut up now. I suspect MrsD has a weird crush on him :pac:

Zeek12

JonathanAnon wrote: »

HawkEye is such a crock of sh1t.. All they had to do was copy what the IRFU are doing, video referees using the existing camera footage.... Neither Benny Coulter's square ball nor Joe Sheridan's goal would have been cancelled out by HawkEye..

Yeah but it took the pressure off Tubs...he could bring in the Wimbledon link. Sw19 far more his thing than Jones' road:D

Skid X

Lapin wrote: »

Galway for the hurling this year. Obviously.

Well, as long as it's a Leinster team again I'll be happy enough

JonathanAnon

"I have good news for you everybody"...

You're moving to live with your relations in Buck House?