Girlfriend wanting a 3sum. Swinging etc...

syklops

Specialun wrote: »

Im guessing a 3sum with two sisters wouldnt be as exciting as a 3sum with two nonrelated women...lthe sisters couldnt really lick you know what could they.it be borderline incest if they got carried away

Borderline?

mathie

ROWAN
Gareth, what's your ultimate fantasy?

GARETH KEENAN
Two lesbians. Sisters, probably. I'm just watching.

Ihatecuddles-old

Specialun wrote: »

Im guessing a 3sum with two sisters wouldnt be as exciting as a 3sum with two nonrelated women...lthe sisters couldnt really lick you know what could they.it be borderline incest if they got carried away

Yeah that always freaks me out, when you see twins in porn getting it on! :eek:

reganreggie

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah that always freaks me out, when you see twins in porn getting it on! :eek:

You should change your username to ihatecuddles&incest

SouthTippBass

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

So I am not the only one who doesn't believe a fu@ki' word of that tripe.

Sure its lies, but its entertaining lies. And in the end, isnt that the real truth?

Royal Irish

Wattle wrote: »

They insist on 8 inches or more? They probably don't get laid very much.

I thought 8 inches was average for Irish men?

syklops

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah that always freaks me out, when you see twins in porn getting it on! :eek:

Do you watch a lot of twin porn? Kramer kisses kramer?

lahalane

If you refuse to entertain the idea she will be mad.
If you partake in the threesome and it ends up upsetting you she will be mad.
If you partake in the threesome and it ends up being a good experience she will be mad.

Bitches be crazy...

mad turnip

If she wants two guys let her know that the two of you will have to "double team" her.

You can use this to get a bit of practice booty action if you want or just kill the idea for her completely.

BillyMitchel

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah that always freaks me out, when you see twins in porn getting it on! :eek:

I read a thing on reddit the other day and it was a mother and daughter that made pornos together!

laoch na mona

Royal Irish wrote: »

I thought 8 inches was average for Irish men?

sound a bit short for average or maybe i am a man horse hybrid:D

--Kaiser--

mad turnip wrote: »

If she wants two guys let her know that the two of you will have to "double team" her.

Spit roast. Eliminates any possibility of crossing swords or touching sacks

jonnyfingers

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Spit roast. Eliminates any possibility of crossing swords or touching sacks

You will catch each other's eye at some stage though. Unless one of you could do a handstand.....

laoch na mona

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Spit roast. Eliminates any possibility of crossing swords or touching sacks

surely it would be worth some gentle sack tapping

Man on Fire

Man your girlfriend is a keeper.....

BUBBLE WRAP

Give your girl friend a few Denny skinless sausages, that will keep her at bay..

Micky Dolenz

Man on Fire wrote: »

Man your girlfriend is a keeper.....

Defo plays out field.

Specialun

Yeah rubbing sacks could case friction

Hoop66

I had a threesone with a mate and his girlfriend (I didn't really know her very well beforehand).

I have never seen or spoken to either of them since.

And yes, you will catch the other fella's eye (!) and yes, it will be uncomfortable and you will just want to "get it done" and gtfo, but the awkwardness will make it more difficult...

Wouldn't recommend.

tootsy70

tootsy70 wrote: »

Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcome

Some. So far so good. Communication is key. Do not do anything you do not want to do just because she wants it. And vice versa. If you are in a relationship then sexual scenarios of this sort are something to explore together and enjoy together - not something one of you does for the other against all better judgment and desire.

Also try to make it as natural as possible when it happens - the trend I have noticed anecdotally in people I have spoken with is that the more artificial and forced and contrived a sexual scenario is - the more likely the people involved are to come away disillusioned - upset - or even hurt. Much better for example to meet a guy or girl on a night out – flirt – and go where it leads – than to arrange for some person to show up at your place at 8pm on a given Saturday with strict instructions on what is about to happen – how – where – for how long – and with a list of rules.

Thankfully all the situations me and my partners have been in which have involved other people sexually (not many mind – but a few) have happened totally naturally and in the moment – nothing contrived or planned or artificial – and they have all been positive experiences. Even including things that – had I been asked before hand would I ever do – I likely would have said no.

Other than that - do not think I can dole out any more barely useful advice without some specific questions from you on what it is you wanna know or ask.

Meritocracy Wins

Am I the only one that would be annoyed, insulted and probably out the door if my GF started looking for permission to fcuk other blokes?

Man on Fire

she probably is... you just dont know

gramar

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

Am I the only one that would be annoyed, insulted and probably out the door if my GF started looking for permission to fcuk other blokes?

Not just that, other blokes with bigger mickeys.

jaffacakesyum

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

Am I the only one that would be annoyed, insulted and probably out the door if my GF started looking for permission to fcuk other blokes?

gramar wrote: »

Not just that, other blokes with bigger mickeys.

What about women? Would yous be as annoyed and insulted if your GF asked to fúck women not other men? If not, why not?

Sorry, hikacking the thread here :pac:

Cody Pomeray

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

What about women? Would yous be as annoyed and insulted if your GF asked to fúck women not other men? If not, why not?

Sorry, hikacking the thread here :pac:

I could see why someone wouldn't be as concerned with a lesbian fantasy.

A man might feel less threatened because the lesbian partner and the man are bringing completely different things to the bedroom, and neither are comparable and neither will feel threatened by the other.

On the other hand, there is always the danger of another man being bigger/ more attractive/ fitter in a directly comparable way.

neiphin

tootsy70 wrote: »

My girlfriends friends are 2 swingers(sisters) and regular talk about what they get up to to my misses when they meet for coffee or on facebook. The stuff they get up to is mind blowing to say

pic or fb link
or fup off and stop trolling

Ihatecuddles-old

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

Am I the only one that would be annoyed, insulted and probably out the door if my GF started looking for permission to fcuk other blokes?

Me and my boyfriend were only discussing this the other day. How do you bring it up? Hey fancy some swinging/dogging/threesome??

I suppose you have to leave hints to test the waters, or do what i did and flat out ask

Specialun

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Me and my boyfriend were only discussing this the other day. How do you brin git up? Hey fancy some swinging/dogging/threesome??

I suppose you have leave hints to test the waters, or do what i did and flat out ask

Leave swinging maga around the house,if theybread them your sorted

gramar

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

What about women? Would yous be as annoyed and insulted if your GF asked to fúck women not other men? If not, why not?

Sorry, hikacking the thread here :pac:

Chances are your missus isn't a lesbian but just wants to experiment so probably wouldn't leave you if another woman was involved.
She might be more likely to leave your for a another man though if she liked the cut of his jib.

On the other hand if your missus brought another fanny into the equation you might be tempted yourself so there is always going to be some risk.

Meritocracy Wins

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

What about women? Would yous be as annoyed and insulted if your GF asked to fúck women not other men? If not, why not?

Sorry, hikacking the thread here :pac:

I would, the fantasy and reality would be very different. Had an ex who was bisexual and the relationship just went bad because she felt it was ok to sleep with women as if it didn't matter.

I am one that prefers just 2 people in my relationship and if it runs it's course, so be it.

ONeill2013

big willies aren't all they're cracked up to be, it's what you do with them that counts I am led to believe.

lahalane

gramar wrote: »

Chances are your missus isn't a lesbian but just wants to experiment so probably wouldn't leave you if another woman was involved.

That was Ross Gellers attitude and look what happened him...he ended up with Rachel...mother of God, go for it OP.

Man on Fire

she didnt want to hurt your feelings... size matters

Micky Dolenz

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Me and my boyfriend were only discussing this the other day. How do you bring it up? Hey fancy some swinging/dogging/threesome??

I suppose you have to leave hints to test the waters, or do what i did and flat out ask

Take him to Swingers'R'us, it's on 3rd. You could also take him to Al's swinging shack, That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Swinging complex on third

efb

It's not all that. A novelty really

kowloon

Everyone in this thread is old fashioned and stuck in their ways, start using the metric system ffs!

Donald73

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Me and my boyfriend were only discussing this the other day. How do you bring it up? Hey fancy some swinging/dogging/threesome??

I suppose you have to leave hints to test the waters, or do what i did and flat out ask

Are you OP's gf then?

barneysplash

I consider myself a straight bloke, but, sometimes when my girlfriend is out on the town
with her pals, I go to a place near where I live and have a 3-in-1.

Chips, curry sauce and egg-fried rice, you can't beat it.

When I'm feeling really freaky I sometimes get peas as well.

Micky Dolenz

barneysplash wrote: »

I have a 3-in-1 every Friday night, I love them.

Chips, curry sauce and egg-fried rice, you can't beat it.

When I'm feeling really freaky I sometimes get peas as well.

Peas??

You deviant!

Specialun

barneysplash wrote: »

I have a 3-in-1 every Friday night, I love them.

Chips, curry sauce and egg-fried rice, you can't beat it.

When I'm feeling really freaky I sometimes get peas as well.

Oh you dirty devil you

Living life on the wild side

mikom

tootsy70 wrote: »

Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcome

Yep, ........... about 2 litres.

barneysplash

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Peas??

You deviant!

Specialun wrote: »

Oh you dirty devil you
Living life on the wild side

I'm not ashamed of it, and to be honest, it's that kind of puritanical, Daily Mail
attitude that has the country the way it is. Peas are something that should be
celebrated and embraced, not shunned and reviled. How's that for a 1000th post.

carrig2

kowloon wrote: »

Everyone in this thread is old fashioned and stuck in their ways, start using the metric system ffs!

Couldn't thank this enough

WinnyThePoo

Nothing wrong with 4 ballin some young one.. yolo.

Lyaiera

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Take him to Swingers'R'us, it's on 3rd. You could also take him to Al's swinging shack, That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Swinging complex on third

Oh yeah. The Swinging District.

Czarcasm

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Nothing wrong with 4 ballin some young one.. yolo.

Using phrases like that I can only assume your next sexual encounter will be your first.

After ruining my horn now too!

Specialun

I fooking hate when somebody says YOLO

Wattle

Royal Irish wrote: »

I thought 8 inches was average for Irish men?

Research has shown that the average length of the erect male penis is just over five inches (12.8cm), which is probably smaller than you expected.

Irish men are not regarded as being any more or less well endowed as our European neighbours.

GalwayGuy2

I find it funny how people fantasize about two women in a threesome, but freak out if another man gets involved :P

jethro081

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

I find it funny how people fantasize about two women in a threesome, but freak out if another man gets involved :P

well women are soft and and smell nice and most importantly, do not posess a big hairy cock.

i like my own, but it has completely maxed out my lifetime cock quota, i do not need another one in my life.