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    #32
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    DublinArnie wrote: »
    Yo'mama is so fat she is everyone.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

    Your mam is so fat I took her picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing :cool::cool::cool:


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    #33
    Dodo Bird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 88 ✭✭Dodo Bird


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your mam is so fat her BMI is measured in acres
    Your mama is so fat that when she measures her weight/(correct term in science ''mass'' the scale says ''to be continued''


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    #34
    DublinArnie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭DublinArnie


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your mam is so fat I took her picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing :cool::cool::cool:
    Yo'mama is so fat I can't even take a picture of her.:cool::cool::cool:


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    #35
    Cr4pSnip3r
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Cr4pSnip3r


    Yo mama so fat she now job shares with the moon.


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    #36
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Dodo Bird wrote: »
    Your mama is so fat that when she measures her weight/(correct term in science ''mass'' the scale says ''to be continued''


    Your mam is so fat even Dora couldn't explore her


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    #37
    DublinArnie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭DublinArnie


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your mam is so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
    ......:eek:


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    #38
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    DublinArnie wrote: »
    ......:eek:


    And your mam would have liked it :P *dirty thread is about to begin*


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    #39
    Cr4pSnip3r
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Cr4pSnip3r


    Yo mama so fat she invented fun size chocolate bars so she could keep the rest for herself.


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    #40
    DublinArnie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭DublinArnie


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    And your mam would have liked it :P *dirty thread is about to begin*
    *Reads forum charter* No pornography allowed.:rolleyes:


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    #41
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »
    Yo mama so fat she invented fun size chocolate bars so she could keep the rest for herself.


    Your mam is so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her


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    #42
    Cr4pSnip3r
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Cr4pSnip3r


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your mam is so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

    Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason God had to rest on the 7th day.


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    #43
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    DublinArnie wrote: »
    *Reads forum charter* No pornography allowed.:rolleyes:

    Damn! And I had my video with the midgets all copied and pasted *sigh* :rolleyes:


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    #44
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »
    Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason God had to rest on the 7th day.


    Your mam is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat outside and people yelled "TAXI!"


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    #45
    Cr4pSnip3r
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Cr4pSnip3r


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your mam is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat outside and people yelled "TAXI!"

    Yo mama so fat she has blister cream for the Earth

    (Btw, we're making these ourselves, right? I've made all of mine)


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    #46
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »
    Yo mama so fat she has blister cream for the Earth

    (Btw, we're making these ourselves, right? I've made all of mine)


    I'm making up some of mine and using other insults I got off friends/classmates ;)

    Your mam is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 12 pounds of crack


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    #47
    Dodo Bird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 88 ✭✭Dodo Bird


    All of your mamas are so fat that they sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad


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    #48
    Cr4pSnip3r
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Cr4pSnip3r


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    I'm making up some of mine and using other insults I got off friends/classmates ;)

    Your mam is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 12 pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat that leading scientists are contributing the universe's missing mass to her instead of Dark matter.


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    #49
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Dodo Bird wrote: »
    All of your mamas are so fat that they sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad


    Your Mams so fat she's got more rolls then a bakery


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    #50
    Dodo Bird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 88 ✭✭Dodo Bird


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    Your Mams so fat she's got more rolls then a bakery
    I know you are what am I ??


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    #51
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Dodo Bird wrote: »
    I know you are what am I ??


    Your mam, psych
    Oh God we're back in the 90's


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    #52
    Pwee2029
    Closed Accounts Posts: 245 ✭✭Pwee2029


    crying now


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