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What has put you in a bad humour today?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    People


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I am pie wrote: »
    I read the best joke ye ever heard thread.

    Strange, I nearly fell off my chair reading the last few ones posted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    People writing would of, now saw it in a work email, come on like!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    My sister ****ing nagging me over the most insignificant things all day. Then she was cold and wanted a fire. It's the 30th of May ffs!

    When I said no she went mad saying I don't do anything. Seriously what's with women and that? You do a list of things but you don't do one thing and then bam, you don't do anything for them, ever!

    Drives me ****ing mental


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    I have a back workout later and I can barely move my arms, my protein shake was very difficult to swallow as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    jackie_1 wrote: »
    Board out of my tree. I've been looking for work since monday last week and have either got no reply or told that I would be considered for future vacancies. I'm just so annoyed that I have nothing to do x-(

    maybe you need a spellchecker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    My "best friend".

    I've mentioned her already on here but I need a rant before I go nuts on her ass. My dad was admitted to ICU with pneumonia yesterday, he also has cancer so ya know, had enough on his plate without this. She is getting married at the weekend and has asked me to look after her dog for two weeks. I text her as I was upset about my dad and she replied "shyt, that probably means you cannot look after the dog now." Disgusted, I didnt text back, and three hours later I recieved "will you still be able to do my nails my eyebrows and my waxing" (in the lead up to the wedding) - I text her back and said I could do eyebrows and nails but only because I promised her and its short notice to find someone else, and explained I couldn't do the wax. She never text me back and put up a Facebook status thanking everyone for helping her out, and sayin how excited she was coming up to the wedding and how people let her down but she was not going to let that get her down as this was her special time. She tagged everyone that she's friends with except for me. So not only did she put me in bad humor yesterday she has today too.

    (She demoted me from bridesmaid last year because I broke my ankle and couldn't go dress shopping!)
    She's not a friend, she's a parasite. Do yourself a favour and cut her loose. Hope your Dad gets well.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My "best friend".

    I've mentioned her already on here but I need a rant before I go nuts on her ass. My dad was admitted to ICU with pneumonia yesterday, he also has cancer so ya know, had enough on his plate without this. She is getting married at the weekend and has asked me to look after her dog for two weeks. I text her as I was upset about my dad and she replied "shyt, that probably means you cannot look after the dog now." Disgusted, I didnt text back, and three hours later I recieved "will you still be able to do my nails my eyebrows and my waxing" (in the lead up to the wedding) - I text her back and said I could do eyebrows and nails but only because I promised her and its short notice to find someone else, and explained I couldn't do the wax. She never text me back and put up a Facebook status thanking everyone for helping her out, and sayin how excited she was coming up to the wedding and how people let her down but she was not going to let that get her down as this was her special time. She tagged everyone that she's friends with except for me. So not only did she put me in bad humor yesterday she has today too.

    (She demoted me from bridesmaid last year because I broke my ankle and couldn't go dress shopping!)

    Words...fail...

    Obviously she thinks the world revolves around only her. Cut the toxic cow loose :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 510 ✭✭✭AH92


    Went to the gym as it was my cardio day. Come back after an hour only to find that my large Nike gym bag had been stolen in my locker. ****ing scumbags.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Uberbeamerman


    Left my computer unattended for 2 minutes to get a tissue (mad sneezing this morn for some reason) and someone used my computer/work email address to send an email to a female colleague entitled 'hey sexy'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    Getting yet another 'We think you're a strong candidate, but...' knockback. So full of sh1t!! :mad:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Finished college for the summer, so I was very happy. Then crashed my car on the way home. Karma for going out of my way to give someone a lift home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    I drove down to the liquor store at around 18:45 last night. When I arrived into the car park (10 min drive) I checked my wallet while in the drivers seat and found 7 dollars in it. And I didnt have my credit card. Brilliant. Back to the fking appartment to grab cash. Re-drove back to the liquor store. I get out of the car, walk up to the liquor store door to find it locked with 2 happy headed staff members on the other side of the glass door making gestures to say that WE ARE CLOSED.

    I felt like punching myself. Why cant they sell Whiskey in supermarkets like back home? Argh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    My "best friend".

    I've mentioned her already on here but I need a rant before I go nuts on her ass. My dad was admitted to ICU with pneumonia yesterday, he also has cancer so ya know, had enough on his plate without this. She is getting married at the weekend and has asked me to look after her dog for two weeks. I text her as I was upset about my dad and she replied "shyt, that probably means you cannot look after the dog now." Disgusted, I didnt text back, and three hours later I recieved "will you still be able to do my nails my eyebrows and my waxing" (in the lead up to the wedding) - I text her back and said I could do eyebrows and nails but only because I promised her and its short notice to find someone else, and explained I couldn't do the wax. She never text me back and put up a Facebook status thanking everyone for helping her out, and sayin how excited she was coming up to the wedding and how people let her down but she was not going to let that get her down as this was her special time. She tagged everyone that she's friends with except for me. So not only did she put me in bad humor yesterday she has today too.

    (She demoted me from bridesmaid last year because I broke my ankle and couldn't go dress shopping!)

    Man, I wouldn't bother to do ANYTHING for that biatch now. Let her find another mug to do her poxy nails and wax. Then she'll know what it's like to be dropped in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭ruthiepie


    Getting yet another 'We think you're a strong candidate, but...' knockback. So full of sh1t!! :mad:

    I've had a good few of those recently, I'm really getting sick of them. Think I might take a little bit of a break to recover from all the rejection before I go looking again!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭marialouise


    one colleague...


  • Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭Jaggy


    An insufferable **** of a customer. Ignored him repeatedly for years and have now had two full blown arguments with him in the last two months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    LexieOnRale


    I hate the "c" word, you know the one I'm on about, but that woman is a "c".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    The man who sat next to me on the Luas earlier. There were three of us together, and three free seats, but he got to the last one before my friend could sit down. In fairness, he was entitled to a seat as much as she was, so I can't really complain about that part - but then he sat with his legs so wide apart that I was crammed into a tiny space between him and the wall, with no way of avoiding my legs touching off his. :mad::mad::mad: He also kept mopping his sweat with a hankerchief... and only got off one stop before me, so I was stuck in that rather unpleasant position for over half an hour.

    WHY do some men insist on sitting with their legs like that?!!!! Have some cop on - if space is limited, take up your own seat only!!! :mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Mardy Bum




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Its Friday, It's not even 7am and I'm in a bad mood already!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭AsianDub




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    Poor Una. I totally agree with her. All the education these kids are supposed to get and this is the best they can come up with? I pity them too. They come from nothing, have nothing and will never amount to anything.

    Oxygen thieves, all of them....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Candie wrote: »
    Words...fail...

    Obviously she thinks the world revolves around only her. Cut the toxic cow loose :)

    Before cutting her throat/loose, make the bitch/antichrist read this thread.

    Show her the general consensus of opinion of her disgraceful attitude.

    Then slit her throat with a shovel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Mardy Bum wrote: »

    Amazing speech, why would that put you in a bad mood?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭AsianDub


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Arseholes
    Poor Una. I totally agree with her. All the education these kids are supposed to get and this is the best they can come up with? I pity them too. They come from nothing, have nothing and will never amount to anything.

    Oxygen thieves, all of them....

    Pissed off in general this morning about the above and the amount of scangers that ruin our beautiful city/seaside on sunny days. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭DipStick McSwindler


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Dublinpato


    [QUOTE=WHY do some men insist on sitting with their legs like that?!!!! Have some cop on - if space is limited, take up your own seat only!!! :mad::mad:[/QUOTE]


    You've never heard of ball's space, a man's gotta have his ball's space at some point in the day.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭Frolick


    Slight headache coming into work... Then BAM construction work happening right outside my window.
    Owww my brain


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭S Barrett


    Got clamped last night at half 10...parked in a disabled spot (my own fault). The street was fairly empty and it was an honest mistake. Bit of human decency would have come in handy but we all know clampers are CNUTS. Gave him an earful after he took it off



    How come you parked in a disabled space if the street was empty? I was in a busy Mc Donalds last night and the car park was full. This ass!!&* parked his BMW in a disabled space while his 10 yr old daughter ran in to get some food.:mad::mad:

    1. What kind of example is he showing to his child?:mad::mad:

    2. The security guard should have clamped him as well. :mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭Jaggy


    This post has been deleted.

    Well you're a better person than me then! That kinda attitude wrecks my head.




  • My "best friend".

    I've mentioned her already on here but I need a rant before I go nuts on her ass. My dad was admitted to ICU with pneumonia yesterday, he also has cancer so ya know, had enough on his plate without this. She is getting married at the weekend and has asked me to look after her dog for two weeks. I text her as I was upset about my dad and she replied "shyt, that probably means you cannot look after the dog now." Disgusted, I didnt text back, and three hours later I recieved "will you still be able to do my nails my eyebrows and my waxing" (in the lead up to the wedding) - I text her back and said I could do eyebrows and nails but only because I promised her and its short notice to find someone else, and explained I couldn't do the wax. She never text me back and put up a Facebook status thanking everyone for helping her out, and sayin how excited she was coming up to the wedding and how people let her down but she was not going to let that get her down as this was her special time. She tagged everyone that she's friends with except for me. So not only did she put me in bad humor yesterday she has today too.

    (She demoted me from bridesmaid last year because I broke my ankle and couldn't go dress shopping!)

    Jesus...that's one of the worst 'friend' stories I've ever heard! What a cow! Anyone who 'liked' that status, knowing about the situation with your dad, is also a horrific person. It's like something from Mean Girls! Find new friends!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭DipStick McSwindler


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Dublinpato wrote: »
    You've never heard of ball's space, a man's gotta have his ball's space at some point in the day.:D

    Yeah, but is a packed Luas really the opportune moment for it? :pac: Especially when you're on the outside seat, pushing the person beside you into the wall for half an hour?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    A lecturer I was emailing about a potential masters course hasn't replied yet with the information he promised to forward to me, yesterday morning :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Louthdrog


    Girlfriend broke up with me and I have to move to a new country on my own at the weekend. Not having a good time of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Someone I know gets rent allowance to live in a nice posh house in one of the poshest areas in the town. They haven't worked for at least 10 years and have so much coming in with benefits that they can take a couple of holidays a year, spend 200E on a phone for one of the kids, run a car, spend thousands on Open University courses getting a degree in something that they will never ever get a job in, even if they had the remotest intention of ever getting off their fat lazy hole and actually providing for their own kids.

    Every time I run into the person they moan at me about having no money. They've more coming in per month than we do by working. I am so angry about it that I have to avoid them in case I verbally rip them a new one at this point. There's something seriously fricking wrong with this country.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭S28382


    Im in bad humour today because after ploughing money into fixing my Mac its still not fixed :mad: and the girlfriend rings me to tell me the management agency changed the lock on the bins:mad: we paid our fees other people didnt so now we have to go through all the hassle to get it sorted.


    Very mad today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    People lying directly to me, must think I'm a complete simpleton, not realising they made a major slip up and thus I see that they're lying, and it's still supposed to be my fault! Ha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Ericaa


    The ****ing mother in law. Jesus christ she couldn't be anymore ****ing stupid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    Had a bad session in the gym :( .
    And failed two modules on my course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Spilled tea on myself,not once but ****ing twice :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭MaroonAndGreen


    HAYFEVER :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭SEANoftheDEAD


    Just been dropped to a 3 day week... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    Some utter wankbag on the bus this morning sat down and decided he'd share his rubbish rap music with the rest of the bus...but when it wasn't loud enough for him he then proceeds to take a little speaker out of his pocket and connect that up too. I was one stop away from going postal and ripping his head off. I've actually never been more worried in my life about my sanity slipping away.


  • Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭Carnegie


    Just been dropped to a 3 day week... :(

    Thats my dream to be honest, do the maths and you'll see because of our fcuked up tax system your actual net take home pay will only decrease by 20%. So you're working 40% less for a 20% decrease in net pay.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭Carnegie


    hearing that ad with the horrible d4 woman saying:

    this one is parfect, is there a poooooel?


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