The most manly thing you did today?

Mr.Prodston

After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest.

In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a little drizzly outside. Hear me Roar!! :eek:

So as I have my skinny-late-frappuccino and strawberries for brunch I'd like to know what manly things ye have done today?

irelandspurs

scratched my balls

toastedpickles

I killed my breakfast and ate it....raw!

Ah no I changed a light bulb in my car, that's enough manliness for me today

Mr. CooL ICE

I had a hard boiled egg as part of my breakfast. I realised that a bit of shell was in my mouth but rather than pick it out, I swallowed it. Gggrrrrr!

squeezed some boobs

RikkFlair

I went for a sprint along the beach with Carl Weathers.

Boom_Bap

The most manly thing I've done today was peel my sweaty scrotum from my leg after I woke up.
I also chose to sit down for a leak in full knowledge I could have also stood up.

jugger0

Woke up on a massive erection

jugger0

jugger0 wrote: »

Woke up on a massive erection

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

Miseryguts

Put out the bins.

jugger0

Deleted User wrote: »

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

The erection has returned

Frank Black

I ran over my dog when reversing out the driveway on the way to work. I knelt beside him while brandishing my fists at the sky, cursing God.
Then I allowed a single tear to roll down my face as I stared into the middle distance before I buried him with my bare hands beside a nearby river.

banie01

Got hold of my 24" pry bar and ripped up 49 450mm2 patio slabs!
Then laying and leveling a load of fresh paving sand to get ready to lay nice fresh new slabs
Physical labour in pursuit of laying a new patio and building myself a big new BBQ pit and smoker!
Mmmmmm fire and meat!

gramar

I had a piss standing up.

SilverScreen

I fought Chuck Norris and made him beg for mercy.

syklops

Deleted User wrote: »

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

Now and again might be a novelty. When it happens every morning, it becomes less special. Your left with the dilemma of waiting for it to go away or do you just fap.

Dravokivich

Went to work, no-one has dared delegate anything to me.

anncoates

Had a sneaky piss in the shower.

Kylo Ren

I didn't have a period.

PizzamanIRL

Peeled some potatoes for later.

Jester252

Replaced a spark plug

krudler

RikkFlair wrote: »

I went for a sprint along the beach with Carl Weathers.

I greeted him with a ferocious handshake/arm wrestle and asked him if the CIA had him pushing too many pencils.

wuzziwig

I bitch slapped my boss. He's a man, I'm not.

Sirsok

Went for a run in the rain in anticipation of my boxing match tomorrow...

Real Life

combed my beard

Mc Love

Managed to drag myself out of bed despite being hungover and having a cold shower

Wacker The Attacker

Twisted my ankle in a tube station and pretended it didnt hurt.

jester77

Opened a jar of marmalade for herself

*flexes arm*

castletownman

Purchased an industrial sized can of WD40. Just in case I get thirsty later on

wuzziwig

Can we, the wimmin of Boards, judge which of these is the most manly? Please?????

NothingMan

Had 4 shítes.


Why do women always seem to be constipated?

corktina

Jester252 wrote: »

Replaced a spark plug

One spark plug? Lawn mower or Ferrari one wonders?

I took the Inlet Manifold Runner Control mechanism out of my car, opened it up, reorganised the cogs and re-installed it....:D

stefan idiot jones

I punched a pug.

Liam90

Sneezed into a man sized tissue earlier.

NothingMan

NothingMan wrote: »

Had 4 shítes.


Why so women always seem to be constipated?

Got my 4th star on boards.... Don't believe I wasted my 10,000th post talking shíte.

The Backwards Man

Stubbed my toe and yelped in pain.

smoking_kills

I ate a Yorkie

1ZRed

Came twice on the same hard on... but that's just like any other day

Specialun

1ZRed wrote: »

Came twice on the same hard on... but that's just like any other day

Toooooo much information

IK09

Mr.Prodston wrote: »

After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest.

In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a little drizzly outside. Hear me Roar!! :eek:

So as I have my skinny-late-frappuccino and strawberries for brunch I'd like to know what manly things ye have done today?

Most manly thing i did today was go out and earn a living

corktina

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I punched a pug.

smoking_kills wrote: »

I ate a Yorkie

we are a nation of dog lovers no more...

Ihatecuddles-old

I did nothing manly today...at all. I havent brushed my hair yet if that counts?

KKkitty

Lifted a heavy bag of rubbish into the bin by myself.

inforfun

Walked on lego with a smile

syklops

smoking_kills wrote: »

I ate a Yorkie

Man bites dog.

Cody Pomeray

stood when i got on the luas because i knew it would get busy later down the line, and then when you give up your seat everyone thinks youre trying to be a hero for doing it.......... not a very manly day so far.

JD DABA

Stood in front of two nurses wearing nowt but a ridiculous looking c0ck sock thing.

Managed not to get a bonk on.

--Kaiser--

JD DABA wrote: »

Stood in front of two nurses wearing nowt but a ridiculous looking c0ck sock thing.

Managed not to get a bonk on.

That's probably the opposite of manly....unless they were male nurses

JD DABA

hmmm maybe you're right.

I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.

Temptamperu

I sat on the bog for about an hour today.

lahalane

I didn't cry when I got a really painful toothache.