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The most manly thing you did today?

Mr.Prodston · 2013-05-31 10:33:57

After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest. In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a…

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#52 31-05-2013 2:10pm

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JD DABA wrote: »

hmmm maybe you're right.

I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.

Atta boy

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#53 31-05-2013 2:11pm

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banie01 wrote: »

Got hold of my 24" pry bar and ripped up 49 450mm2 patio slabs!
Then laying and leveling a load of fresh paving sand to get ready to lay nice fresh new slabs
Physical labour in pursuit of laying a new patio and building myself a big new BBQ pit and smoker!
Mmmmmm fire and meat!

So you even lift?

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#54 31-05-2013 2:12pm

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syklops wrote: »

Man bites dog.

LMAO, wish I had, the dog might not have given me heartburn

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#55 31-05-2013 2:13pm

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Most manliest thing I did today?

Pee standing up

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#56 31-05-2013 2:18pm

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I flirted my way out of a parking ticket. I only had to stop for 10 mins and figured i'd get away with sticking a ticket from earlier in the week on the dash board, came back to find the traffic warden taking my details, i half heartedly pointed at my ticket and gave her the i was only 2 minutes line and she said "obviously you think you're cuter than me" and i reply with my best creepy cheesy smile "i can't imagine there are too many cuter than you, have you ever considered modelling?" She laughed and let me go! Yay me:D

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#57 31-05-2013 2:20pm

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The most manly thing I have done today is reported sbsquarepants for illegal parking and fraud to the Gardaí.

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#58 31-05-2013 2:30pm

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Told my missus that I'd hoover the sitting room any damned way I pleased and if she didn't like it, tough..........

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#59 31-05-2013 2:33pm

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JD DABA wrote: »

hmmm maybe you're right.

I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.

More like the Benny Hill show.

Most manly thing I did today was to defrost the overflowing office freezer drawer with a knife. Sadly, it was also the most job satisfaction I got in the last week.

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#60 31-05-2013 2:35pm

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managed to fix my hair straightener without breaking a nail, or getting an owie - result

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#61 31-05-2013 2:39pm

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day 110 , still havent showered. My hair and beard now resemble Robin Williams from Jumanji. Can knock a horse over with my bodily odour at 20 paces. Am going to the park later on with a net and a spear and will catch my dinner, fox, dog bird, child........

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#62 31-05-2013 2:41pm

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Will need crowbar to pry underwear off of the floor

Additonal the floor is now gone from carpet to velcro , making a shhhhhhhhhhwwwwhiipppppp with every footstep

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#63 31-05-2013 3:08pm

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Had a hot chocolate. Heading off the pub tonight for a few soft drinks.

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#64 31-05-2013 3:21pm

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Raced home from work because UPC were delivering a new router/cable box. Oh yeah...

Also checked out all the girls' bottoms on the way, but that's more of an everyday thing, not just today. They all have lovely bottoms.

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#65 31-05-2013 3:48pm

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Did 65 pushups last night. Not many men with a girlfriend can say that.

I also had sex. Not many men with a wife can say that.

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#66 31-05-2013 3:49pm

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Had a sh!te and wiped my hole with a cactus

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#67 31-05-2013 3:51pm

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Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Did 65 pushups last night. Not many men with a girlfriend can say that.

I also had sex. Not many men with a wife can say that.

I assume you mean cock pushups...otherwise it's not that impressive

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#68 31-05-2013 4:00pm

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Smashed up some stuff with a sledge hammer, did some science and walked away

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#69 31-05-2013 4:02pm

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--Kaiser-- wrote: »

it's not that impressive

It is if you're me, which you are not. Incredibly impressive, in fact.

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#70 31-05-2013 4:11pm

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#71 31-05-2013 4:20pm

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Dropped off the mother of of all pancracker ****es

"Me man! Me break Toilet! (cue: beating on chest)"

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#72 31-05-2013 4:28pm

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Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Did 65 pushups last night. Not many men with a girlfriend can say that.
.

I did 50 on Monday.

I also did 50 (assisted) pull ups, 50 sit ups, 50 deadlifts, 50 push presses, 50 kettlebell swings, 50 box jumps, 50 overhead squats, and 11 thrusters.

Uh huh.

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#73 31-05-2013 4:31pm

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Removed a huge hair ball from the shower plug hole....with my bare hands......

...*and licked my fingers clean afterwards*

*may not have done this part

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#74 31-05-2013 4:36pm

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smcgiff wrote: »

More like the Benny Hill show.

yeaaah.
sexual assault was so much more light-hearted back in those days.

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#75 31-05-2013 4:39pm

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squeezed some boobs

Pics or it didn't happen

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#76 31-05-2013 4:39pm

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#77 31-05-2013 4:44pm

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#78 31-05-2013 4:44pm

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I called the local chief super to ask them to drop the case against sbsquarepants

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#79 31-05-2013 4:44pm

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bench pressed a lorry true story !!

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DoesNotCompute wrote: »

Pics or it didn't happen

I got in trouble for that already today!

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#81 31-05-2013 4:56pm

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Drove a truck. Drank some beers. (in that order, not at the same time).

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#82 31-05-2013 5:13pm

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Specialun wrote: »

Toooooo much information

Jaysus, the stink of jealously off you! :pac:

Fuked a guy there. What could be more manly than fuking another man? Pfft. ye straight boys and yer girly wimminz. How gay

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#83 31-05-2013 5:20pm

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Sirsok wrote: »

Went for a run in the rain in anticipation of my boxing match tomorrow...

Why? Do you plan on running from that too?

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#84 31-05-2013 5:23pm

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#85 31-05-2013 5:25pm

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I hugged my daughter and told her I loved her more than anything in the world. She is having a bad day.

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#86 31-05-2013 5:26pm

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Woke up on a massive erection

*ahem*

Whose? I'm surprised it didn't wake you.

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#87 31-05-2013 5:28pm

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Brushed my gruaig

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#88 31-05-2013 6:33pm

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Walked home from the supermarket with one of those big legs of Spanish jamon tossed over the shoulder, all the while imagining I was walking back to my cave after a successful hunt.

*cavemen may not have cured their ham, but it's the thought that counts

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#89 31-05-2013 6:48pm

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Feeling so manly now sitting on my Todd at the bar waiting on a friend that I may even order a pint next.....of Guinness. Also could get used to this

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#90 31-05-2013 6:51pm

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Sang Celine Dion's "Think Twice" into a hairbrush in front of a mirror, naked.

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#91 31-05-2013 6:53pm

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#92 31-05-2013 6:53pm

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NegativeCreep wrote: »

Sang Celine Dion's "Think Twice" into a hairbrush in front of a mirror, naked.

Try not to be too intimidated by my incredible manliness.

Baby this is serious.

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#93 31-05-2013 6:58pm

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Shaved with lidl disposable blades and Tesco budget shaving gel.Got a ride for my bravery.

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#94 31-05-2013 7:01pm

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Woke up, ate pizza for breakfast, put my genitalia in a lady, stripped down a car, put a Nokia through my tail light, now going to cut some axles out with the consaw after dinner followed by some welding and vodka when I'm done.

So nothing manly today, just a normal day for me

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#95 31-05-2013 7:04pm

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Drove my motorbike to the building site today where I smashed up some old glass and drove machinery and that sort of thing...

Of course I negated it all by discussing my feelings at lunchtime

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#96 31-05-2013 7:06pm

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cantdecide wrote: »

discussing my feelings at lunchtime

you can get that gland removed:P

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#97 31-05-2013 7:13pm

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sbsquarepants wrote: »

I flirted my way out of a parking ticket. I only had to stop for 10 mins and figured i'd get away with sticking a ticket from earlier in the week on the dash board, came back to find the traffic warden taking my details, i half heartedly pointed at my ticket and gave her the i was only 2 minutes line and she said "obviously you think you're cuter than me" and i reply with my best creepy cheesy smile "i can't imagine there are too many cuter than you, have you ever considered modelling?" She laughed and let me go! Yay me:D

See that last bit? You just un-manified your whole thing there.

I started a tractor with a cranking handle today!!!!!

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#98 31-05-2013 7:51pm

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Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

I hugged my daughter and told her I loved her more than anything in the world. She is having a bad day.

I'm having a bad day and now I just want my dad to hug me

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#100 31-05-2013 8:10pm

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#101 31-05-2013 9:31pm

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stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I punched a pug.

Played with some cats:

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