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The most manly thing you did today?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I won an arm wrestling match.






























    Against a nursery child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Baby this is serious.

    Are you thinking about you or us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    efb wrote: »
    Are you thinking about you or us?
    Don't say what you're bout to say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Don't say what you're bout to say
    No! No! No! No!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,880 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

    PM sent...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    efb wrote: »
    No! No! No! No!
    Can't get the fcuking thing outa me head now.:mad::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Can't get the fcuking thing outa me head now.:mad::pac:

    My everything depends on you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    love the irony of how this thread has developed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Miseryguts


    Went on the beer all day and backed a few nags,how manly is that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    efb wrote: »
    Are you thinking about you or us?
    Don't say what you're bout to say
    efb wrote: »
    No! No! No! No!
    Can't get the fcuking thing outa me head now.:mad::pac:
    efb wrote: »
    My everything depends on you :p
    efb wrote: »
    love the irony of how this thread has developed

    If ye both eat a bowl of rusty nails then maybe we can salvage things here....or at least salvage the nails. Salvaging nails is manly activity!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Fixed my surround sound today roarrrrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Walked on some up turned plugs ,




    bastard hairdryer , straightner




    I'll gonna set the curtains on fire when she's asleep , then we'll see who laughs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    justryan wrote: »
    Fixed my surround sound today roarrrrrr

    Id image "Think twice" sounds awesome in surround sound!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    justryan wrote: »
    Fixed my surround sound today roarrrrrr
    efb wrote: »
    Id image "Think twice" sounds awesome in surround sound!!! :D
    'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' would be more appropriate.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    killed a wasp with a blowtorch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' would be more appropriate.:pac:

    If you touch me like this...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    efb wrote: »
    If you touch me like this...
    Whoa horsey, back up a bit there.


    There were nights when the wind was so cold


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Whoa horsey, back up a bit there.


    There were nights when the wind was so cold

    That my body froze in bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    Shaved with lidl disposable blades and Tesco budget shaving gel.Got a ride for my bravery.

    I didn't shave my legs..

    Didn't get the ride..


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    I told my boss I was going to quit if he didn't pay me my wages which were late. He delivered 500e in cash within the hour and the 200e the other buck was owed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    efb wrote: »
    That my body froze in bed
    If I just listened to it wail outside the window

    Right that's it. I'm sticking on a CD of C.D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    If I just listened to it wail outside the window

    Right that's it. I'm sticking on a CD of C.D.

    There were days when the sun was so cruel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I think we should just leave it to the expert



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Didn't get pregnant. Again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' would be more appropriate.:pac:

    Oh my god. Thats the song I sang, not think twice. I always get confused :L


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Oh my god. Thats the song I sang, not think twice. I always get confused :L

    It just came back to you...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,550 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I did 50 on Monday.

    I also did 50 (assisted) pull ups, 50 sit ups, 50 deadlifts, 50 push presses, 50 kettlebell swings, 50 box jumps, 50 overhead squats, and 11 thrusters.

    Uh huh.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    I carried out some seriously aggressive manscaping earlier, to get my bits in order for my girlfriend's visit this weekend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I punched a butterfly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Gweedling


    I bled a radiator


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I drove fast,aggressively, AND parallel parked in one go today - felt manly in a Tom Selleck type of way afterwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    jugger0 wrote: »
    The erection has returned

    I refuse to thank that as it has 69 *Chuckle*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Got fright of my life when a cat got into my house while I was having a smoke outside and jumped when I seem its green eyes ........but I jumped like a man and then told the cat if he showed his face round here again is get my ferrets after him :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    My internet was acting up so I threw my laptop to the ground*



    *may not have thrown it to the ground but started shouting "and I threw it on the ground!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    had a **** using deep heat as lube:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭neckedit


    Grew a beard......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭neckedit


    Grew a beard......


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    neckedit wrote: »
    Grew a beard......
    neckedit wrote: »
    Grew a beard......

    You grew another beard in under an hour....phwoar that is a manly feat :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    shaved with a safety razor and cold water.


  • Registered Users Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Chabals Beard


    Watched Marley & Me.




    Without crying!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭brilou23


    back crack and sack nuff said grrrrrrrrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    I got punched in the face, I punched another man in the face, did 100 push ups, did a load of sprints. Came home and ate half a pound of liver on its own then had a row with her because I refused to do hoovering.

    Alpha as f*ck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    Shaved me beard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    starling wrote: »
    Shaved me beard.

    -100 man points for shaving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Held the door open for a hen party of at least 15 women (at 2pm no less, early birds!)

    Gentlemanly :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Went into an autofactors, told the man at the counter about what I needed, he asked me lots of technical questions, I knew about 70% of them and bluffed the rest. Left the place with a box full of heavy steel parts. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Gweedling


    Agricola wrote: »
    Went into an autofactors, told the man at the counter about what I needed, he asked me lots of technical questions, I knew about 70% of them and bluffed the rest. Left the place with a box full of heavy steel parts. :cool:

    I have a hammer I can lend you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Refused to ask for directions
    I know exactly where I am at this moment and do not need to ask the locals who will tell me what I know already


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    FTA69 wrote: »
    -100 man points for shaving.

    How many man points do I lose for being a ladyperson? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    starling wrote: »
    Shaved me beard.
    FTA69 wrote: »
    -100 man points for shaving.

    What's shaving? :cool:


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