I want to ask the bar man out

Itwasntme.

I'm seated in a pub. This is my second drink. The bar man is a cute ginger with a pretty mouth. I want to ask him out but I'm shy. Also, this is my favourite pub. If he says no, I will be too embarrassed to come back. What to do, what to do?

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Itwasntme. wrote: »

The bar man is a cute ginger with a pretty mouth. I want to ask him out but I'm shy.

Tell him you want him to squeal like a pig.

Lisha

Ask him, nothing ventured nothing gained op.

orestes

Phone number on a beer-mat when you're paying for your next round and tell him to call you if he wants his tip.

SV

Ask him does he go there often.

He'll know you're having a laugh but at the same time he'll know you're sort of chatting him up.
There ya go, you're funny and you're interested.

If he's not gay or taken, you're getting some.

helimachoptor

Ask him for a quickie in the gents!

Sunnyisland

Ask him in for a drink.

Call Me Jimmy

let the attraction move you over there and let the universe and nature take care of the rest.

The Backwards Man

Vomit over the counter. If he smiles at you and tells you not to worry, these things happen, while cleaning it up, then he likes you too, so ask him out.

mattjack

Around about your eleventeenth drink go to the bog , get some condoms and stretch one over your head .
The walk from the bog to your seat/floor should easily guarantee you instant local fame.

Good luck , little one .

My name is URL

orestes wrote: »

Phone number on a beer-mat when you're paying for your next round and tell him to call you if he wants his tip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqiPjz94OpE

smcgiff

Tell him you'd like a long screw up against a wall... And a cocktail.

Itwasntme.

He always remembers my name and makes small talk whenever I come in. Is that a sign that he wants to give it to me or am I just delusional?

crazygeryy

ask me I'm fine with it.

BillyMitchel

Stop staring at me OP you're creeping me out.

It's not ginger, it's strawberry blonde BTW.

I'll meet you around the back at 8.15, I'm on a break then. Bend over the barrell for me.

Itwasntme.

crazygeryy wrote: »

ask me I'm fine with it.

I would be mortified if you were actually the same barman! Don't tease me, you might give me a heart attack!

Mr.Prodston

Now I'm afraid to say that while I don't have much experience in the art of chatting up ginger barmen with pretty mouths but it seems to me that the only solution is to walk straight up to him and say "You have a pretty mouth" and if he looks at you funny just say "Can I have a pint of stout?" and down it right in front of him...win win :pac:

AnonoBoy

Wait until your sixth or seventh drink at least.

That way you can be sure you'll be at your most charming.

Karl Stein

Mark your territory by pissing on his legs.

crazygeryy

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I would be mortified if you were actually the same barman! Don't tease me, you might give me a heart attack!

lol can you imagine it
.ask him.go for it.you have nothing to loose good luck.

Itwasntme.

I'm by myself. I'm worried it's might be even more weird if I ask him out because then he'll just think I've been sort of stealth stalking him. It's the truth but I don't want him to think it. I should just go home.....

mattjack

OP ,you're going have to raise your level of sophistication , go out and get yourself a snack box and a tub of curry sauce.

Prodigious

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I'm by myself. I'm worried it's might be even more weird if I ask him out because then he'll just think I've been sort of stealth stalking him. It's the truth but I don't want him to think it. I should just go home.....

If you want some balls, you'll need to grow some first and use them

Anyone

Order a bottle and drink it like this.

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/2/1/2/beer_bottle_mouth_girl.jpg

Ihatecuddles-old

Definitely ask him, if he says no then so be it. You'll boost his confidence a little and you'll get a rush from it! I do anyway

My name is URL

Anyone wrote: »

Order a bottle and drink it like this.

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/2/1/2/beer_bottle_mouth_girl.jpg

How majestic

Chucken

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I'm by myself. I'm worried it's might be even more weird if I ask him out because then he'll just think I've been sort of stealth stalking him. It's the truth but I don't want him to think it. I should just go home.....

Aw dont go home yet. Get off the phone and chat to him

If you do ask him out be prepared for him to say hes seeing someone though.
If he is, then leave while you're sober with your dignity in tact.

Itwasntme.

mattjack wrote: »

OP ,you're going have to raise your level of sophistication , go out and get yourself a snack box and a tub of curry sauce.

Is that all. Chipper here I come.

Itwasntme.

Okay, my second drink is done. I'm going to get another drink and ask him. Or should I ask him before the drink so that if he says no, I won't be committed to staying in to finish it?

kowloon

Ask him out, report back here immediately afterwards.

Chucken

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Okay, my second drink is done. I'm going to get another drink and ask him. Or should I ask him before the drink so that if he says no, I won't be committed to staying in to finish it?

Get another drink then ask him, cos if you ask him and he says no and then you take off out the door, he'll think you're just out to pick up anyone!

Itwasntme.

Chucken wrote: »

Get another drink then ask him, cos if you ask him and he says no and then you take off out the door, he'll think you're just out to pick up anyone!

But then I have to sit it through after if he says no. It will be painful :-(. Any barmen with confidence boosting anecdotes?

mattjack

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Okay, my second drink is done. I'm going to get another drink and ask him. Or should I ask him before the drink so that if he says no, I won't be committed to staying in to finish it?

Rock up to where he's standing and ask for a pint of Andrews liver salts...

Chucken

Itwasntme. wrote: »

But then I have to sit it through after if he says no. It will be painful :-(. Any barmen with confidence boosting anecdotes?

Just get the drink and act cool. Are you chatting to him yet?
Good lord woman, he'll get busier as the night goes on and you'll miss your chance.

Karl Stein

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I'm by myself. I'm worried it's might be even more weird if I ask him out because then he'll just think I've been sort of stealth stalking him. It's the truth but I don't want him to think it. I should just go home.....

Yeah this is a bit of a problem. I'd be a bit spooked by that myself. Wait until you have some friends with you and ask him if he'd like to follow ye into town later. Then the ball is in his court and you can go back to the pub, dignity intact, and follow it up.

Don't do it Itwasntme.

Cavehill Red

Hours into this thread and the OP still hasn't been bent over the empty bottles bin out back yet.
Tis a sad state this country's come to, I'm tellin' ye.

Itwasntme.

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Yeah this is a bit of a problem. I'd be a bit spooked by that myself. Wait until you have some friends with you and ask him if he'd like to follow ye into town later. Then the ball is in his court and you can go back to the pub, dignity intact, and follow it up.

Don't do it Itwasntme.

That's then thing. I came out by myself for a drink. I'm not meeting anyone. Now you have me spooked :-(.

Itwasntme.

On the up side, there's an incredibly hot girl at then table next to mine. She makes for great distraction.
PS: I am not gay.

munster87

I think we are in the same bar!!

Cavehill Red

Itwasntme. wrote: »

In then up side, there's and incredibly hot girl at then table next to mine. She makes for great distraction.
PS: I am not gay.

You've got competition, so. If you leave this much longer, she'll be off to the loo for an extended absence, and suddenly the barman will be 'changing the kegs' and before you know it your place over the empty bottles bin will be taken by another. Make your move now, before it's too late!

Chucken

Itwasntme. wrote: »

On the up side, there's an incredibly hot girl at then table next to mine. She makes for great distraction.
PS: I am not gay.

Oh you'll be sorry when she makes a play for the lovely barman!

Itwasntme.

munster87 wrote: »

I think we are in the same bar!!

:O where are you?

orestes

Itwasntme. wrote: »

But then I have to sit it through after if he says no. It will be painful :-(. Any barmen with confidence boosting anecdotes?

I was a barman for a few years. If he's up for it you're sorted, if he's not then he's still working and will be in charming barman mode so he will still be nice about it. Go for it, nothing to lose.

Chucken

munster87 wrote: »

I think we are in the same bar!!

Ohhhh this is getting better!

Jimoslimos

Itwasntme. wrote: »

On the up side, there's an incredibly hot girl at then table next to mine. She makes for great distraction.
PS: I am not gay.

Competition. You need to eliminate her quickly

Itwasntme.

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Competition. You need to eliminate her quickly

Are you saying I should kill her?

Chucken

munster87 wrote: »

I think we are in the same bar!!

Itwasntme. wrote: »

:O

Right. Both of you post what is on tv there atm. No tv? Tell us what the barman is wearing.

orestes

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Competition. You need to eliminate her quickly

Or recruit her, and the barman could win at life!

Itwasntme.

Chucken wrote: »

Oh you'll be sorry when she makes a play for the lovely barman!

The bad news is that she is waaaaaay hotter than I am :-(. The good news is I doubt she's interested in my hot ginger man who seems to have disappeared. :-(

munster87

I was just watching the Dublin match, coverage just over

Jimoslimos

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Are you saying I should kill her?

Hey I only said "eliminate". If you took that as meaning "kill".....wouldn't want to cross you on a dark night.:eek: