Is sex in a graveyard/church wrong?

hatrickpatrick

When I'm gone, I'd be pretty honoured if people were to use my grave as a sex bed. Imagine the epic legacy you'd have? "So, did you score her last night?" "Yeah, we headed down to Paddy's grave after everyone had gone home..."

(This has absolutely nothing to do with some voyeuristic intention to watch what they're doing from heaven... No honestly )

Gran Hermano

OP, do you have a problem with a little stiffy?

IM0

Czarcasm wrote: »

It's still crap though, too much effort and uncomfortable as fcuk! :pac:

you havent lived till youve rode someone in a graveyard up against a wall

Czarcasm

I'm going into the psychic business-

Czarcasm wrote: »

I really never got this whole "Ooh you haven't lived till you've had sex outdoors!" nonsense.

IM0 wrote: »

you havent lived till youve rode someone in a graveyard up against a wall

Zebra3

Nothing wrong with getting it on in either places.

Churches are just another set of buildings that a few self-appointed weirdoes claim are special.

Graveyards are a waste of space and take up valuable land. Imagine if everyone that has ever lived was in a grave and that land couldn't be used for any other purpose.

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

illuma

It's ok, just don't complain when you get haunted afterwards.

Czarcasm

Zebra3 wrote: »

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

The Internet on the other hand was never meant for people who think far too much of themselves.

Zebra3

Czarcasm wrote: »

The Internet on the other hand was never meant for people who think far too much of themselves.

The internet was meant for porn.

Everything else it has given us is just an after thought.

HurtLocker

Zebra3 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with getting it on in either places.

Churches are just another set of buildings that a few self-appointed weirdoes claim are special.

Graveyards are a waste of space and take up valuable land. Imagine if everyone that has ever lived was in a grave and that land couldn't be used for any other purpose.

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

You sound delightful.

Zebra3

HurtLocker wrote: »

You sound delightful.

If you disagree with me, make a point. :rolleyes:

gammygils

If you were caught at it in a church

You could say you were 'playing the organ'

HurtLocker

Zebra3 wrote: »

If you disagree with me, make a point. :rolleyes:

Already made my views earlier. In brief, a grave is private property and a place of mourning for both the religious and irreligious. Sex on a grave is trespass and in the eyes of many desecrating a grave. If you wish to have sex on a grave do it with the permission of the family or do it on a family members grave. Just because your morals disagree with graves and/or religion doesn't make it okay. Graves are more than a lump of land too most people, religious and irreligious. It would be very creepy if a person feels they've a right to desecrate another family's place of grief. Same way if I woke up to find tramps doing their thing in the back of my car.

As for not using the valuable land correctly.. Really? We've got loads of it. Its sold. And privately owned. Many people are making valuable use of the land. Who are you too judge. Should the government make a land grab?:rolleyes:

Czarcasm

Zebra3 wrote: »

If you disagree with me, make a point. :rolleyes:

OK then-

Zebra3 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with getting it on in either places.

Yes there is. Public indecency is illegal in Ireland for starters.

Every person who shall commit, at or near and in sight of any place along which the public habitually pass as of right or by permission, any act in such a way as to offend modesty or cause scandal or injure the morals of the community shall be guilty of an offence under this section and shall on summary conviction thereof be liable to a fine not exceeding two pounds or, at the discretion of the court, to imprisonment for any term not exceeding one month.

Source: Article 18, Criminal Law Amendment Act 1935, Irish Constitution.

Zebra3 wrote: »

The internet was meant for porn.

Everything else it has given us is just an after thought.

The Internet was created in the 1950's for educational and military applications. Porn was the afterthought with the commercialisation of the Internet over forty years later in the early '90's.

The origins of the Internet reach back to research commissioned by the United States government in the 1960s to build robust, fault-tolerant communication via computer networks. The funding of a new U.S. backbone by the National Science Foundation in the 1980s, as well as private funding for other commercial backbones, led to worldwide participation in the development of new networking technologies, and the merger of many networks. Though the Internet has been widely used by academia since the 1980s the commercialization of what was by the 1990s an international network resulted in its popularization and incorporation into virtually every aspect of modern human life.

Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet


Now stop embarrassing yourself with your ill informed opinions.

Snowie

I hear bye request that people have sex on my grave on a daily basis i can watch and whisper gigidy goo in there ears :cool:

Femme_Fatale

There's a thrill to it etc and I wouldn't have a problem with people doing it (and not telling loads of other people in order to show how "edgy" they are) but it's still disrespectful. In a graveyard anyway. In a church... I'd be more on the fence about.
A lot of hassle to go to just for the sake of doing it though.

Snowie

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

There's a thrill to it etc and I wouldn't have a problem with people doing it (and not telling loads of other people in order to show how "risqué" they are) but it's still disrespectful. In a graveyard anyway. In a church... I'd be more on the fence about.
A lot of hassle to go to just for the sake of doing it though.

I don't think its that Risque, Cinemas, night clubs parks beach's back od a taxi on a balcony there pretty risque. A fvck in or on the church alter/grave, I've thought about it like any one else. Think its just down to people being a little depending on your point of view evil bad wrong disrespectful or nearest quite place for a quick fvck.

Tho i can see the side why people dissagree to it but sure were all human.

bodice ripper

I have had sex in a church. If god wanted to stop me, should have said something....

Citycap

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Only if you're having sex with one of the residents..

Don't encourage him. He'll only dig up Katy French

mattjack

bodice ripper wrote: »

I have had sex in a church. If god wanted to stop me, should have said something....

Was it with god ?

Arawn

bodice ripper wrote: »

I have had sex in a church. If god wanted to stop me, should have said something....

Did the priest annoint you after??

bodice ripper

mattjack wrote: »

Was it with god ?

It felt like it.

bodice ripper

Arawn wrote: »

Did the priest annoint you after??

Priests have no interest in me, too old and female see.

doolox

.....such a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive.

I am in my 50's and when I was a kid I believed that churches were sacrosanct and you couldn't even TALK in there not mind have coitus with an obliging female ( yes lads i'm straight.....but what the hell....).

If someone wants to have sex in a graveyard who am I to object or put the Law onto them. They have other far much more important things to do.

Just watch out for clerical interference................

Festy

No,it is only wrong if you're a priest.

moy83

Ive had the pleasure of doing the bould thing in a graveyard when I was a young lad , there was another couple the far side of the headstone too . The thought of the decomposing bodies under us helped me to hold onto my load awhile longer so it wasnt a bad job all in all

moy83

Now that I think of it I saw a lad atin out a wan that was sitting on a tombstone one night aswell

ONeill2013

yes. there is some very strange threads on this forum.

pharmaton

op sounds a bit rapey

Stella Virgo

bodice ripper wrote: »

I have had sex in a church. If god wanted to stop me, should have said something....

he did.....but the demon standing beside you prevented you from hearing it............

zcorpian88

Graveyard: Wrong
Church: Don't care, use an empty confessional :P

Zebra3

HurtLocker wrote: »

In brief, a grave is private property

So graves are handed down in wills from one generation to the next?

Far from it.....

Czarcasm wrote: »

OK then-

Yes there is. Public indecency is illegal in Ireland for starters.

Source: Article 18, Criminal Law Amendment Act 1935, Irish Constitution.

The Internet was created in the 1950's for educational and military applications. Porn was the afterthought with the commercialisation of the Internet over forty years later in the early '90's.

Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

Now stop embarrassing yourself with your ill informed opinions.

I'm fully aware of why the internet was developed by the US government, but its commercial development was driven by porn. The real reason why it exists in its current form.

As for the "public indecency" laws, I stated there's nothing wrong with having sex in public, the fact that our laws are mainly made up by RC fascists who support the raping of kids doesn't make my opinions any less legit.

efb

Stan and the wife had sex in the Churches Utility closet and weren't raptured OP.
Be warned.

WilyCoyote

pharmaton wrote: »

op sounds a bit rapey

Can't be classified as rape as the corpse couldn't say no.

However, necrophilia is dead boring.

Czarcasm

Zebra3 wrote: »

I'm fully aware of why the internet was developed by the US government, but its commercial development was driven by porn. The real reason why it exists in its current form.

You're wrong again. Much as you might like to believe that porn drove the commercial development of the Internet, it was in fact advertising. For all the hours of porn that are available on the Internet, the revenues which pay to host it are driven by advertising.

As for the "public indecency" laws, I stated there's nothing wrong with having sex in public, the fact that our laws are mainly made up by RC fascists who support the raping of kids doesn't make my opinions any less legit.

YOU might think your ill informed opinion is legitimate, but it's only legitimate with respect to how YOU choose to conduct yourself. The law doesn't bend to your will, and if you break it, and are found to be doing so, your ill informed opinion won't amount to fcukall.

Festy

pharmaton wrote: »

op sounds a bit rapey

The OP is Ed Geins lovechild.

HurtLocker

Zebra3 wrote: »

So graves are handed down in wills from one generation to the next?

Far from it.....

Irrelavant. Most graves are of the deceased of the past century. Chances are very high a relative still owns the land. Ill take it you agree with my other points or do I prepare for some more cold nihilism. As you if you disagree you would have made a point :rolleyes:

Zebra3 wrote: »

So
As for the "public indecency" laws, I stated there's nothing wrong with having sex in public, the fact that our laws are mainly made up by RC fascists who support the raping of kids

And we're off. Can't debate... just have a go a go at the rapey, fascist, pedo loving, backward thinking Catholic Church. I think the feedback thread was full of complaints about comments like this above.

You know in the future kids waiting for the bus can see two drunks giving each other anal next to him. Go to mourn a death to find two naked homeless people asleep on the grave. Have you ever thought about entering politics? Siociety needs you.

hsianloon

While on a holiday in Edinburgh, I was told that picnicking in graveyards were quite common.

Which eventually leads to graveyard sex

Mr.Crinklewood

The you have to go to a graveyard to get a stiffy, you are doing something wrong.

Defiler Of The Coffin

No

Jimoslimos

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

No

Hehe...apt username!

RealExpert

Its wrong

nocoverart

If I'm not involved in having sex in a graveyard/church, yes! It's so wrong. Bastards!

GottaGetGatt

Sure weren't the lads living there at it for years!

ghogie91

If i die and some couple decide to do this! I would just like the girl to be an absolute beaut! Haha and the future wife buried face down

Karlitto

I see no issue, the people are dead. As long as you keep it out of plain view, no issues

gobnaitolunacy

Why can't people get a room?

shrewd

The thread is funny. when you think you've heard it all. sex in a graveyard. jaysus!!!. :eek:

Ash.J.Williams

Sex in a graveyard is never wrong. Best on a upturned headstone, or on top of a tomb.

boru36

Its wrong if its with dead people !!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Czarcasm

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

Sex in a graveyard is never wrong. Best on a upturned headstone, or on top of a tomb.

That's how you get piles on your àrse.