Should I wish my ex a Happy birthday

6541

In all my life's problems I like to consult After Hours, for the sheer insight that you guys offer.

Should I text happy Birthday to my ex Girlfriend.

My feelings to her most of the time is that she was a cheating money grabbing Bit*h. The odd time I miss her.

The Advantages, might lead her into thinking that I still like her and crave her and therefore get an auld ride off her in the future.

The Disadvantages, she might think she has another chance off playing me.

Come on After hours hit me.

Gran Hermano

To quote Dionne Warwick, "Walk on by".

FatherLen

yeah, but in a kind of 'I'm better than you' way.

Frank Black

No, at best she'll think you're a sad needy loser, at worst a weirdo who won't move on with their life.

IM0

yes or maybe no, cant decide, funny really

Prodigious

Use something condescending to refer to her. So something along the lines of:

"Happy Birthday pet"

Kylo Ren

How old is she? If it's getting towards a decade, like 30,40 etc., mention that.

"Happy Birthday X, nearly '40' now".

That should get her to cry.

folan

I hear you got the clap. Happy Birthday.

irishgirl19

Its only a one off text,what harm can come of it?

googled eyes

If you were on good terms, I'd say go ahead.

But since it ended badly, No

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I wouldn't. You might get back the dreaded "who's this?" Or have the text ignored altogether. Then she thinks she has the upper hand cause you're still thinking about her.

And fuck that.

shamrock55

Time to move on mate forget it

Dyr

The reaper draws ever closer. XXX

gramar

It's not the done thing.

Wetbench4

do, but tell her happy birthday a bit late, like two days late. That way it won't be so obvious that you keep thinking about her

KKkitty

If you put your finger in a wasp's nest and it got stung would you do it again? She's your ex so leave it like that.

Conmaicne Mara

6541 wrote: »

My feelings to her most of the time is that she was a cheating money grabbing Bit*h.

Jeez, that's a toughie, what to do..................

No.

sunflower27

Is it really that difficult to get a ride that you would have to boost the ego of a cheating, money-grabbing ex on the off chance you may get some action?

Seriously?

Jockey Jamie Spencer was being interviewed after a race by his ex-wife, reporter Emma. At the end of the interview she said it was his birthday, so she wished him a Happy birthday. He replied "Thanks, but I'm still not as old as you" Best put down ever!

Dravokivich

If you're doing it for the possibility of a ride, go crash a birthday party in town.

junior_apollo

I had to comment here to offer the most insightful and lets be honest... best advice you will ever receive...


F U C K N O !


Now on the other hand... if you had asked should you get off with her sister or best friend... or both... then that would be a resounding Y E S...

There you have it... two pieces of amazing advice for the price of one...

Talib Fiasco

One of my ex's birthdays happens to be a few days before my own birthday. We used be pretty close after it ended but not so much recently.... So I didn't bother texting her because I thought it was pretty much ended between us and we never see eachother or anything. It's funny because I even told my mates should I text her and they were like up to you but were more inclined for me to not bother. So I didn't bother anyway.... Then she text me wishing me "happy birthday! xxx". I was like oh fruck.... So I didn't reply. Feel terrible but I don't really care at the same time.

juicyduckie

Eh I'm gonna advise no.

Definitely no.

So much no.

No no no.

gifted

Sounds to me that your on the slippery road to...stalking..:D

BGozIE

I just showed her this thread....she now knows you still think highly enough of her to entrust this decision with the oh so wise AH'ers...

On a serious note, you need to forget this girl like the Germans are trying to forget the holocaust.

And another thing, I cant remember my own girlfriends birthday at the best of times, **** knows I wouldn't be remembering no ex's...stop making me look bad

cournioni

6541 wrote: »

In all my life's problems I like to consult After Hours, for the sheer insight that you guys offer.

LOL.

Plazaman

Texting is so impersonal. Hide in the bushes outside her house then jump out and surprise as she comes home. You should probably bring a knife with you as well as she'll probably have cake and you'll be the hero then when it comes to dividing it up.

On the day of her birthday , send her a text saying , "You were awsome last night, i have never had a connection with someone like this before."

Then follow up with the "oops Ignore" Text

THis will piss her off, but she then knows you are off limits which will make you more appealing so you might get that shag in the future.


Oh and spell her name wrong in the Ignore text .

Omackeral

Should you wish her a Happy Birthday after the cheating?? Allow this middle aged Hispanic maid to answer that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshkO8HqQ10

mackeire

Why don't you text her from someone else's phone and when she asks who it is, you say 'it's Mary, my new girlfriends phone'.
That'll learn her!

Richard Hillman

Ring up Joe Duffy.


But serious, don't text her.

biko

Only if you bump in to her, otherwise no.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Why risk picking the scab off a healing wound?.. Let her go f*ck herself.

BlimpyBoy

Deleted User wrote: »

On the day of her birthday , send her a text saying , "You were awsome last night, i have never had a connection with someone like this before."

Then follow up with the "oops Ignore" Text

THis will piss her off, but she then knows you are off limits which will make you more appealing so you might get that shag in the future.


Oh and spell her name wrong in the Ignore text .

Don't do this. The "accidental text to the ex but meant to be for a new partner" is obvious as fcuk and just looks sad.

Gweedling

Prodigious wrote: »

Use something condescending to refer to her. So something along the lines of:

"Happy Birthday pet"

It was my biirthday yesterday, some said that exact sentence to me on facebook. I thought she liked me, but she was actually being condescending?

junior_apollo

BlimpyBoy wrote: »

Don't do this. The "accidental text to the ex but meant to be for a new partner" is obvious as fcuk and just looks sad.

Unless you start the text with...

"This is what I'm going to accidentally send to 'EX_NAME' ... teeheehee... do you think she'll care I'm with 'NEW_NAME' now?"...

And then send it to her... then it looks like you text her by accident while plotting to text her by accident... just be careful though... as only falling into a bathtub of water can return you to reality...

BlimpyBoy

junior_apollo wrote: »

Unless you start the text with...

"This is what I'm going to accidentally send to 'EX_NAME' ... teeheehee... do you think she'll care I'm with 'NEW_NAME' now?"...

And then send it to her... then it looks like you text her by accident while plotting to text her by accident... just be careful though... as only falling into a bathtub of water can return you to reality...

Textception!

michael.dublin

send a text saying happy birthday sexy..... and then 2 min later send her one more text saying soory i send this to the wrong person

anncoates

You still want her.

rambutman

some along the lines of

"still alive?................thats a pity. In that case - HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

frank reynolds

6541 wrote: »

In all my life's problems I like to consult After Hours, for the sheer insight that you guys offer.

Should I text happy Birthday to my ex Girlfriend.

My feelings to her most of the time is that she was a cheating money grabbing Bit*h. The odd time I miss her.

The Advantages, might lead her into thinking that I still like her and crave her and therefore get an auld ride off her in the future.

The Disadvantages, she might think she has another chance off playing me.

Come on After hours hit me.

Kill her with kindness - send the text. you'll be the bigger man for it.

Ace Attorney

6541 wrote: »

In all my life's problems I like to consult After Hours, for the sheer insight that you guys offer.

Should I text happy Birthday to my ex Girlfriend.

My feelings to her most of the time is that she was a cheating money grabbing Bit*h. The odd time I miss her.

The Advantages, might lead her into thinking that I still like her and crave her and therefore get an auld ride off her in the future.

The Disadvantages, she might think she has another chance off playing me.

Come on After hours hit me.

no

marienbad

Why do even still have her number ? Move on.

Oink

6541 wrote: »

Should I text happy Birthday to [...] a cheating money grabbing Bit*h.

Hmmm. Tough one.

daingeanrob

Plazaman wrote: »

Texting is so impersonal. Hide in the bushes outside her house then jump out and surprise as she comes home. You should probably bring a knife with you as well as she'll probably have cake and you'll be the hero then when it comes to dividing it up.

This x 1000, be the hero!

Le_Dieux

Keno 92 wrote: »

How old is she? If it's getting towards a decade, like 30,40 etc., mention that.

"Happy Birthday X, nearly '40' now".

That should get her to cry.

Sure You are right with the 'N' in now, and it shouldn't be a 'C'?? lol

JustAThought

OK - more information required to give this the full consideration it deserves!

Ex what - wife? girlfriend?

How long ago did she become an ex.

Who ex'd who ?

How Long we're you Together.

Em. And what age is she ( & you )

signostic

6541 wrote: »

My feelings to her most of the time is that she was a cheating money grabbing Bit*h.

JustAThought wrote: »

OK - more information required to give this the full consideration it deserves!

Ex what - wife? girlfriend?

How long ago did she become an ex.

Who ex'd who ?

How Long we're you Together.

Em. And what age is she ( & you )

You missed two vital questions the OP should answer, how much did she do him for and how often used he do her?

Feathers

Use quotation marks. She won't know if you're being sarcastic or not. Use two full-stops too — not a full-stop or a 'dot dot dot'. So many unanswered questions! Will wreck her head.

"Happy birthday.."

Royal Irish

One of my ex's was 5 years older than me, and I smsed her on her 30th birthday, just saying "happy 30th birthday", just to wind her up about her age. Petty I know, but she got me back by placing an ad which included my mobile number, on a gay website.

BGozIE

Royal Irish wrote: »

One of my ex's was 5 years older than me, and I smsed her on her 30th birthday, just saying "happy 30th birthday", just to wind her up about her age. Petty I know, but she got me back by placing an ad which included my mobile number, on a gay website.

Your Ex '1' - You '0'