Squats the Story MkII- Off topic thread

Alf Veedersane

Gintonious wrote: »

This is nice and off topic for the thread.

Recently moved to Vancouver, love it. Moved into a savage place, alas there are 2 idiotic irish girls in the house as well, and every weekend they go wild with people over, drink drugs the lot.

So, my challenge to the fair people of this thread, give me ideas how to shock them into stopping, I don't want to negotiate terms for them to stop, I want to horrify them so they are scared of me, scare tactics work a treat.

One in my mind is, the next time they bring people back after a night out, ill walk out in the nip into the front room, put a tub of vaseline on the table and shout at them to rub it on my back, if you have seen the film Bronson, you will understand this.

All suggestions are welcome.

Cover your from your chest down to your mid-thigh in fake blood, walk in amongst them with a tub of vaseline in one hand, bread knife in the other and say "Who's next?". If nothing else, it'll make a great story for any future grandchildren

JJayoo

Throw all their coke into a protein shake and down it.

Hammar

Gintonious wrote: »

This is nice and off topic for the thread.

Recently moved to Vancouver, love it. Moved into a savage place, alas there are 2 idiotic irish girls in the house as well, and every weekend they go wild with people over, drink drugs the lot.

So, my challenge to the fair people of this thread, give me ideas how to shock them into stopping, I don't want to negotiate terms for them to stop, I want to horrify them so they are scared of me, scare tactics work a treat.

One in my mind is, the next time they bring people back after a night out, ill walk out in the nip into the front room, put a tub of vaseline on the table and shout at them to rub it on my back, if you have seen the film Bronson, you will understand this.

All suggestions are welcome.

Kill them.

Dathai

Get a mate to dress as a gimp. When they come back to the house to party and be dicks, sit in the front room with your mate, looking menacing, and say "Looks like the spider's caught himself a couple of flies".

They'll never come back.

podge57

Anyone know of a decent gym near DCU? Preferably PAYG, only need it for 2 sessions a week for a month...

Frank Bullitt

Loving them so far lads, great work.

SRFC

podge57 wrote: »

Anyone know of a decent gym near DCU? Preferably PAYG, only need it for 2 sessions a week for a month...

Gym in Ballymun is only around the corner or else the other council one down the road in Finglas,highly reccomend the finglas one.

RidleyRider

Can anyone give me a link to a 5 x 5 calculator?

deadlybuzzman

RidleyRider wrote: »

Can anyone give me a link to a 5 x 5 calculator?

Take your pick!!
http://www.joeskopec.com/programs.html

RidleyRider

deadlybuzzman wrote: »

Take your pick!!
http://www.joeskopec.com/programs.html

Cheers dude

Scuba Ste

podge57 wrote: »

Anyone know of a decent gym near DCU? Preferably PAYG, only need it for 2 sessions a week for a month...

Morton stadium or Ballymun council gym. Haven't been to Finglas in years but the last time I was there it was mostly machines.

SRFC

Scuba Ste wrote: »

Morton stadium or Ballymun council gym. Haven't been to Finglas in years but the last time I was there it was mostly machines.

Been to finglas used to go for the pool mostly but trained up there last week they have everything ya need squat racks cable machines smith machine ok weight rack aswell.

amazingemmet

Sh!t just got real :pac:

COH

podge57 wrote: »

Anyone know of a decent gym near DCU? Preferably PAYG, only need it for 2 sessions a week for a month...

Get a bus to raw and you can train with me

amazingemmet

Found this guys channel a while back worth the watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t64SI6oMhw

amazingemmet

And some daily lols

Orla K

Mellor wrote: »

also, off-topic thread, :rolleyes:

When has the off topic thread ever actually been off topic? It's mostly full of videos, pictures and people talking about on topic stuff but normally for short stints.

RidleyRider

amazingemmet wrote: »

And some daily lols

Dat dear cell tech..

thegreatiam

back off topic

Dathai

Any of yas eat Tvorog at night? Got some in the eastern european shop after checking out the Klokov vid. Sick of having shakes at night. Just wondering do yas eat it straight or mix it with anything?

thegreatiam

Dathai wrote: »

Any of yas eat Tvorog at night? Got some in the eastern european shop after checking out the Klokov vid. Sick of having shakes at night. Just wondering do yas eat it straight or mix it with anything?

probably the same as cottage cheese. try it with pineapple

ronanc15

Mildly off-topic, Generation Iron out in a couple of days. Looking forward to it. Any one else be watching it?

johnybean

Would definitely be interested in watching this, any idea where its gonna be shown?

ronanc15

johnybean wrote: »

Would definitely be interested in watching this, any idea where its gonna be shown?

Good question, I'm not sure just yet to be honest. Must make a few enquiries.

Also, less than 2 weeks to Mr Olympia. Booya!

amazingemmet

How mad are you this cute animal reps out muscle ups like you dreamed you could

kevpants

In hell Satan is a facebook friend who recently discovered Crossfit.

Read that in a tweet today. Oh how I lawfed *skips merrily away

Orla K

amazingemmet wrote: »

How mad are you this cute animal reps out muscle ups like you dreamed you could

Watch him closely it looks like he's using his tail to do a sneaky kipping style muscle up on the 2nd one!

RidleyRider

ronanc15 wrote: »

Mildly off-topic, Generation Iron out in a couple of days. Looking forward to it. Any one else be watching it?

I'll be downloading it for sure, bought a nice shiny HDMI cable for the occasion :P

Really looking forward to the Olympia too. I think this year will be epic too. Anyone knowif its on PPV on sky?

Frank Bullitt

Am starting 5/3/1 this coming week.

My 1RM numbers are ok, I have lifted bigger but I have also lost about 6 kgs in the last few months since my move.

190KG Deadlift
120KG Bench
155KG Squat
Still have to test my shoulder press, I am happy with those numbers though considering, ill do the math from that.

Joined Raw.

COH

gvn wrote: »

Joined Raw.

Excellent move

Alf Veedersane

gvn wrote: »

Joined Raw.

You won't regret that. Says I who's regretted a lot of decisions I've made in the past :-D

Nervous Wreck

gvn wrote: »

Joined Raw.

How are you at spotting.....?

RidleyRider

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

How are you at spotting.....?

Brilliant post :pac:

amazingemmet

Boards raw meet up?

Marty McFly

:pac: there's a serious hornfest in here anytime anyone even mentions the word RAW.

Stench Blossoms

amazingemmet wrote: »

Boards raw meet up?

Everyone has to go topless.

Wood

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

Everyone has to go topless.

Can we go bottomless too?

conzy

Wood wrote: »

Can we go bottomless too?

Nice username

Zombienosh

Has to be bottomless, can't be squatting topless.

Alf Veedersane

Zombienosh wrote: »

Has to be bottomless, can't be squatting topless.

I have to wear my lucky speedos when I squat so it'll have to be topless.

thegreatiam

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I have to wear my lucky speedos when I squat so it'll have to be topless.

just put em on your head

thegreatiam

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

Everyone has to go topless.

Stench Blossoms for president!

COH

Wood wrote: »

Can we go bottomless too?

No woodies

Alf Veedersane

thegreatiam wrote: »

just put em on your head

Good idea.

I didn't think outside the (lunch)box.

amazingemmet

No toe touches in front of the squat rack. How is everyone for sunday?

podge57

SRFC wrote: »

Gym in Ballymun is only around the corner or else the other council one down the road in Finglas,highly reccomend the finglas one.

Scuba Ste wrote: »

Morton stadium or Ballymun council gym. Haven't been to Finglas in years but the last time I was there it was mostly machines.

COH wrote: »

Get a bus to raw and you can train with me

Cheers lads, Morton Stadium looks ideal.

Might try and make it into RAW for a session or 2, I've a fairly horrible timetable though

Dathai

Dathai wrote: »

Any of yas eat Tvorog at night? Got some in the eastern european shop after checking out the Klokov vid. Sick of having shakes at night. Just wondering do yas eat it straight or mix it with anything?

Just as an update to this, Tvorog tastes like absolute ****. I ate it all anyway.

Zombienosh

that's just quark is it?

Thud

Start em young eh :eek:

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130919/long-island-city/long-island-city-gym-teach-crossfit-toddlers