Etiquette after a one night stand?

illuma

So I met a guy recently at a party and we really hit it off. We went back to my place and slept together. Everything was fine, but about 10 mins after he'd finished he just got up and left. "That was great, bye" and out the door. Just like that. I was a quite shocked. This is only my second time to have a one night stand. The first time I did it the guy left while I was asleep. I would have thought the normal thing to do was leave the following morning. Am I been naive or is this the way one night stands normally work?

dodderangler

Hence why its called one night stand!
If he stayed then it wouldn't be a one Night stand.

Festy

Shoot the load and hit the road. :cool:

Nodster

stop going to CFJ's

dodderangler

dodderangler wrote: »

Hence why its called one night stand!
If he stayed then it wouldn't be a one Night stand.

Why, the night doesn't end 10 mins after

Gummy Panda

Eat, shoots and leaves is my motto

dodderangler

bluewolf wrote: »

Why, the night doesn't end 10 mins after

Not my fault if he only lasts ten mins

Professey Chin

He didnt even stick around for morning sex? :eek:

The Backwards Man

When I finished my Leaving Cert I went to the bookies, won €50, spent it in the pub and woke up the next morning in a ditch.

KeithM89

Always make sure to raid their fridge before you leave.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Consider it more an audition than one night stand.

Boombastic

Not in my experience
Usually I'm presented with a tray piled high with forrero roche

Tesco Massacre

I usually leave a signed photograph of myself on her bedside locker.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Boombastic wrote: »

Not in my experience

Usually I'm presented with a tray piled high with forrero roche
Been shaggin the ambassador again?

Festy

Scylla wrote: »

Always make sure to raid their fridge before you leave.

and their handbag

illuma

I understand it was just casual sex, but I thought it was a bit rude all the same. If he stayed the night I could have made him breakfast in the morning.

rambutman

wipe the old boy on the pillow and GTFO

Professey Chin

Id love some breakfast....is it too late for coco pops?

Czarcasm

illuma wrote: »

So I met a guy recently at a party and we really hit it off. We went back to my place and slept together. Everything was fine, but about 10 mins after he'd finished he just got up and left. "That was great, bye" and out the door. Just like that. I was a quite shocked. This is only my second time to have a one night stand. The first time I did it the guy left while I was asleep. I would have thought the normal thing to do was leave the following morning. Am I been naive or is this the way one night stands normally work?

Well, I don't want to be mean, but, well...

The Backwards Man

illuma wrote: »

I understand it was just casual sex, but I thought it was a bit rude all the same. If he stayed the night I could have made him breakfast in the morning.

You can beat a breakfast troll in the morning.:)

Talib Fiasco

I'm all for the cuddle after :rolleyes:

I heard from a friend that he knows a lad who always has those sticky (ha) postets on his locker...gets the girl to write her name and print her lipstick lips on it. He has it on a notice board thing or something then... Romance dead? Pffft

Real Life

Some people cant handle the awkwardness the next morning. Things are very different then, when you arent drunk anymore and you just have a hangover.

TheUsual

Wham, bam and thank you maam.

Bet he went straight back to the pub for reflected glory from his friends.

illuma

Real Life wrote: »

Some people cant handle the awkwardness the next morning. Things are very different then, when you arent drunk anymore and you just have a hangover.

Maybe that's why some men use escorts. Pay the woman to leave and all that.

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

When I finished my Leaving Cert I went to the bookies, won €50, spent it in the pub and woke up the next morning in a ditch.

ditch (Irish) a bank made of earth excavated from and placed alongside a drain or stream
Colloquially you woke up in a dyke.:o


Hope you left your number.

Cody Pomeray

illuma wrote: »

So I met a guy recently at a party and we really hit it off. We went back to my place and slept together. Everything was fine, but about 10 mins after he'd finished he just got up and left. "That was great, bye" and out the door. Just like that. I was a quite shocked. This is only my second time to have a one night stand. The first time I did it the guy left while I was asleep. I would have thought the normal thing to do was leave the following morning. Am I been naive or is this the way one night stands normally work?

I have a friend (and this not one of those "friend" stories) who hooked up with someone on a night out once... They get a lift back to my friend's place, do the business, happy days.
Next thing your man gets up and starts getting dressed. My friend is like "would you not just stay overnight like?". Your man goes "no no, my friends are waiting outside"... lo and behold there's a car waiting in the driveway, off he goes, hops into the getaway car and out the Clash road :eek:

About as classy as a pig eating a fooking kebab, some folks...

Boombastic

TheUsual wrote: »

Wham, bam and thank you maam.

Bet he went straight back to the pub for reflected glory from his friends.

Or home to the wife

Gummy Panda

Chinpool wrote: »

Id love some breakfast....is it too late for coco pops?

I would stay for coco pops or coco rocks

Sir Osis of Liver.

Real Life wrote: »

Some people cant handle the awkwardness the next morning. Things are very different then, when you arent drunk anymore and you just have a hangover.

and burstin for a sh1te.

italodisco

Never did a sneaky 'run out the door' lol

Yeah i woke up in a few places i wished i didnt but thats life.

Ive had some serious laughs sharring breakfast with 'one night stands' and never had a bad morning after. Slightly Embarrasing YES lol but nothing a bit of banter never cured ;-)

And hey, who says you have to leave straight away, sure theres alway desert !!

illuma

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

and burstin for a sh1te.

Or a dose of the runs after a dodgy meal from the chippy van. He said he would eat chips out of my knickers and all. I haven't heard from the bollox since.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

illuma wrote: »

Or a dose of the runs after a dodgy meal from the chippy van. He said he would eat chips out of my knickers and all. I haven't heard from the bollox since.

Chips are chips after all.

Professey Chin

illuma wrote: »

Or a dose of the runs after a dodgy meal from the chippy van. He said he would eat chips out of my knickers and all. I haven't heard from the bollox since.

Now thats how you get a woman into bed :pac:

illuma

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

Chips are chips after all.

Shur didn't they eat them out of newspapers years ago. Apparently they tasted better.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

illuma wrote: »

Shur didn't they eat them out of newspapers years ago. Apparently they tasted better.

I think they still do.

I think they taste nicer out of knickers mesel'

--Kaiser--

Chinpool wrote: »

He didnt even stick around for morning sex? :eek:

Yeah, what the hell?

illuma

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

I think they still do.

I think they taste nicer out of knickers mesel'

They taste better off me arse.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

illuma wrote: »

They taste better off me arse.

Prove it!!!! :P

C.K Dexter Haven

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Eat, shoots and leaves is my motto

Are you a panda so?

--Kaiser--

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Are you a panda so?

You must be new here

Smidge

rambutman wrote: »

wipe the old boy on the pillow and GTFO

You bring an elderly man with you on a one night stand?

illuma

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

Prove it!!!! :P

Pulls down panties, logs onto just-eat.ie

C.K Dexter Haven

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

You must be new here

I am; howdy, my name's C.K Dexter Haven :P

kowloon

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I usually leave a signed photograph of myself on her bedside locker.

Or as they're often known, the night-stand.

Boombastic

kowloon wrote: »

Or as they're often known, the night-stand.

Does that name come from the one night-stand?

Dr_Brian_Cocks

illuma wrote: »

Pulls down panties, logs onto just-eat.ie

kinky

kowloon

Boombastic wrote: »

Does that name come from the one night-stand?

It's a chicken and egg scenario.

illuma

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

kinky

That other gobshyte doesn't know what he's missing. He was a bit ehh... pre-mature.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

illuma wrote: »

That other gobshyte doesn't know what he's missing. He was a bit ehh... pre-mature.

I'm sure you're right :P

As long as he wasn't pre-pubescent you're grand

Wacker The Attacker

Thats what you get when you put your fanny out there on the street

--LOS--

well ye that's a ons, what did you expect