Eoin Jackson - A tribute.

Leaving Cert Student

The Man. The Myth. The Machine. Who is he really? How does he possess such wonderfully flawless and precise, never-failing predictions year in year out? His ability to foresee the future is admirable, but his silky smooth hair and perfect bone structure are what make him a god among men. Will he ever grace us boardsies with his presence? Perhaps some day children.

Scuid Mhór

He's only allowed legendary status if he's never wrong.

Now somebody lock this thread so it can look like I locked it with a nonchalant closing line.

Leaving Cert Student

Eoin Jackson or Randy? Such a tough one!!

diarmo06

Nothing to difficult in predicting half the course.. Going to get some things right.

Leaving Cert Student

diarmo06 wrote: »

Nothing to difficult in predicting half the course.. Going to get some things right.

If you can't admire his never-once-wrong-ever-in history prediction skills, surely you can appreciate the time and effort this man has put into shampooing and conditioning on a twice daily basis, presumably?

Prodigious

Leaving Cert Student wrote: »

If you can't admire his never-once-wrong-ever-in history prediction skills, surely you can appreciate the time and effort this man has put into shampooing and conditioning on a twice daily basis, presumably?

And even moreso the countless hours spent fine tuning his sharp wit and side cracking puns?

Dropping No Eaves

He's right almost half the time!

kilkennycat2004

Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day - the economics prediction's are so vague he may even have added to the syllabus!

DanielC95

He's right 60% of the time.... every time

David086

He is the strangest man alive.

Leaving Cert Student

David086 wrote: »

He is the strangest man alive.

The beures are obsessed with him though! See the cut of your wan in one of the videos.. right tasty beure she was!

David086

Leaving Cert Student wrote: »

The beures are obsessed with him though! See the cut of your wan in one of the videos.. right tasty beure she was!

You're gonna have to translate that you're talking to a Dublin person here haha!

VincentLeB

David086 wrote: »

You're gonna have to translate that you're talking to a Dublin person here haha!

Leaving Cert Student wrote: »

The beures are obsessed with him though! See the cut of your wan in one of the videos.. right tasty beure she was!

Direct translation:

[In a sarcastic voice:] The ladies are obsessed with him though! Did you see how hot (real sarcasm) one of the ladies in his video was.. she was really hot! (I'm really emphasising the sarcasm here.)

Aksa94

I will admit he is some man for the women

Vito Corleone

Once again this man gets it right, with a number of the 18 topics he predicted coming up on this year's economics paper.

How does he do it!

randylonghorn

Meh.