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Food for thought from the Ayatollah...

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  • 01-07-2013 7:42pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭


    Came across the writings of Khomeini... for example


    The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is
    strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man.
    In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold.


    During evacuation, one
    must not squat facing the sun or the moon,
    unless one’s genitals are covered. While defecating, one must also
    avoid squatting exposed to the wind, or in public places, or at the
    door of one’s house, or under a fruit tree. At the time of the evacuation,
    one must also avoid eating, dallying, or washing one’s anus with the
    right hand. Finally, one must avoid talking, unless one is absolutely
    forced to or is addressing a prayer to Allah


    During prayer, one must avoid bending one’s head to the right or
    left, closing one’s eyes, clasping one’s hands, spitting, toying with
    one’s beard, looking at the writings of the Qur’an or any other
    writings, or at the design of a ring. One must also avoid praying when
    one feels sleepy, when one feels an urge to urinate or defecate, or
    when one is wearing socks that are too tight.

    Yep, knew the socks were a problem:D


    http://islammonitor.org/uploads/docs/greenbook.pdf

    Upon this widsdom the modern state of Iran is based.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭BuilderPlumber


    Came across the writings of Khomeini... for example


    The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is
    strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man.
    In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold.


    During evacuation, one
    must not squat facing the sun or the moon,
    unless one’s genitals are covered. While defecating, one must also
    avoid squatting exposed to the wind, or in public places, or at the
    door of one’s house, or under a fruit tree. At the time of the evacuation,
    one must also avoid eating, dallying, or washing one’s anus with the
    right hand. Finally, one must avoid talking, unless one is absolutely
    forced to or is addressing a prayer to Allah


    During prayer, one must avoid bending one’s head to the right or
    left, closing one’s eyes, clasping one’s hands, spitting, toying with
    one’s beard, looking at the writings of the Qur’an or any other
    writings, or at the design of a ring. One must also avoid praying when
    one feels sleepy, when one feels an urge to urinate or defecate, or
    when one is wearing socks that are too tight.

    Yep, knew the socks were a problem:D


    http://islammonitor.org/uploads/docs/greenbook.pdf

    Upon this widsdom the modern state of Iran is based.

    Some men are totally obsessed with p1ss1g, sh1tt1ng and other such bodily functions. That a high profile priest and future king of a country could write it means he is no different to others. I guess he sold a lot of these books! Crudity, sex, violence and stupidity (and NOT talent) is what sells in Ireland and (since the Celts originated in Iran) Iran too. Fundraising for the revolution!!


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