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  • Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭Raekwondo


    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 973 ✭✭✭internet_user


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol

    post of the year :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol

    I have no answer to this but I just had to reply and say

    Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol

    If they have the elastic bands on there braces what ya do is start plucking them with your tongue and it plays a little song :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Just rip them off. Problem solved.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol

    Yeah..........tongue.............we know what you really mean but I'll just play along.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Yeah..........tongue.............we know what you really mean but I'll just play along.

    You have learned well. You have made me proud today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Yeah..........tongue.............we know what you really mean but I'll just play along.

    It never even thought of that hahaha
    Was to busy laughing at the question haha
    You have a dirty mind hugsie :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Daniel7740 wrote: »
    You have a dirty mind hugsie :pac:

    I take full credit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    I take full credit

    Eh the orgy happened before you ever came on the scene!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Like you even knew what that was before I came along.


  • Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭Raekwondo


    I'm actually being serious haha and I just thought of what you are all thinking :oops:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Put a two euro coin on your mouth to get used to the taste of nickle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    I'm actually being serious haha and I just thought of what you are all thinking :oops:

    Dont play the innocent with us.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Put the screws on him Hugsie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    Put a two euro coin on your mouth to get used to the taste of nickle.

    What about a small magnet?? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Please Raek shift her with a small magnet in your mouth. That would be priceless.

    Tell her to not use the grindstone on them the night before so they arnt razor sharp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Careful not to get any hair caught in there, could end up very awkward and painful when you want to take your "tongue" <.< >.> out og her gob.

    In summary-Dont be silly, wrap up your willy "tongue"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    In summary-Dont be silly, wrap up your willy "tongue"

    Dont worry there are products available

    wwwOEMcondomcom_oral_condom_oral_sex.jpg
    5409016_25041995.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Dont worry there are products available

    wwwOEMcondomcom_oral_condom_oral_sex.jpg
    5409016_25041995.jpg

    I was thinking this would be more appropiate stock-photo-13070472-wrapping-paper-rolls-with-ribbon.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    WAIT DO THIS INSTEAD!
    Dick_in_a_Box-780x439.png
    But hold the box up to your mouth and tada! Tongue in a box


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    Dont worry there are products available

    wwwOEMcondomcom_oral_condom_oral_sex.jpg
    5409016_25041995.jpg

    What in the name of jaysus is that?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    An oral condom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    Down with that sort of thing, and what worrys me more than it being on a man is how did you know of this sort of thing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭Raekwondo


    Worried about the state of my penis after it now. Thanks lads. Gonna have nightmares now. Have to keep him safe :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    God knows. But I remember lots of laughing.

    If he gets far enough he can use these.
    findom24.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    God knows. But I remember lots of laughing.

    If he gets far enough he can use these.
    findom24.jpg

    You need to get off the Internet for a while lad

    I remember we were at a factory with the school before and it made medical stuff so it was huge into hygiene and the likes and some if the employees had to wear what could only be described as finger condoms haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,157 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Raekwondo wrote: »
    Worried about the state of my penis after it now. Thanks lads. Gonna have nightmares now. Have to keep him safe :(

    iF YOUR RREALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR TONGUE GUST USE THIS images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf-xXyOGpgyR2ILk_Bxj61iytlo3bYUKAvPJn1B60HywuUDGKL


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    No you put that in her mouth :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    I'm leaving, this is all getting to weird..........


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