A Game of 'Which Would You Rather?'

Mariasofia

Bye bye taste!

Would you rather have a constant itch or constant pain?

DELBOY1970

Omackeral wrote: »

Watch your parents have sex with each other for all of eternity.

Or join in just once and never have to see it again.

your mentally sick and twisted!

EoghanIRL

Mariasofia wrote: »

Bye bye taste!

Would you rather have a constant itch or constant pain?

Constant itch.

Would you rather ,
Change gender every time you sneeze?
Or
Not be able to tell the difference between food and a baby ?

Randomfriend

There's a difference?

NegativeCreep

MadYaker wrote: »

Id lose my right arm.

Would you rather have sex with a goat without anybody knowing, or not have sex with a goat but have everybody think that you did.

Have sex with a goat.

Would you rather live inside the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside his shower drain?

event

inside his shower drain.

Would you rather be raped by a gorilla or rape one yourself?

ls91

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Constant itch.

Would you rather ,
Change gender every time you sneeze?
Or
Not be able to tell the difference between food and a baby ?

Changing gender could be fun..

Would you rather be an active pedophile or a murderous psychopath?

NegativeCreep

ls91 wrote: »

Changing gender could be fun..

Would you rather be an active pedophile or a murderous psychopath?

Murderous psychopath.

Would you rather get stung by 50 wasps or be trapped in a room with 200 spiders for 2 hours?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

artanevilla wrote: »

Inch of height, I'm 6'4 so there's a bit to play with.

Jesus Christ, what height are you?

becost

Have a willy growing out of your forehead or have no willy at all?

BeerWolf

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Would you rather get stung by 50 wasps or be trapped in a room with 200 spiders for 2 hours?

Since you didn't specify the type of spider, I'll assume it'd be the harmless ones here in Ireland - in which case, I'll take the spiders that do nothing over the inflicted pain off being stung 50 times by wasps [and potentially dying from]... :pac:


Would you rather eat Surströmming or the new Tayto chocolate bar? :P

I Heart Internet

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Murderous psychopath.

Would you rather get stung by 50 wasps or be trapped in a room with 200 spiders for 2 hours?

Trapped in a room with 200 spiders.

Would you rather have to have a "tommy tank" in front of an audience of 100 strangers who you'll never see again and will never report what happened OR watch a 45 minute "adult movie" with your mom and dad?

NegativeCreep

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Trapped in a room with 200 spiders.

Would you rather have to have a "tommy tank" in front of an audience of 100 strangers who you'll never see again and will never report what happened OR watch a 45 minute "adult movie" with your mom and dad?

**** in front of strangers.

Would you rather suck the infected smelly toe of a homeless man for half an hour or be homeless for 6 months yourself?

I Heart Internet

NegativeCreep wrote: »

**** in front of strangers.

Would you rather suck the infected smelly toe of a homeless man for half an hour or be homeless for 6 months yourself?

Tough one!

Suck the toe I guess.

Would you rather give away a €3 million winning lotto ticket or take a parachute jump with a 10% (1 in 10) chance of having a dud chute?

(i.e. if you do the jump you get to keep the winning lotto ticket)

Jester252

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Tough one!

Suck the toe I guess.

Would you rather give away a €3 million winning lotto ticket or take a parachute jump with a 10% (1 in 10) chance of having a dud chute?

(i.e. if you do the jump you get to keep the winning lotto ticket)

I'll do the jump as I would only have 1% chance of have two dud chute and seen as I just won the lotto my luck will be at an all time high.

Would you rather have your eyes pulled out or watch a porno staring Micheal Moore?

SimonTemplar

event wrote: »

inside his shower drain.

Would you rather be raped by a gorilla or rape one yourself?

Good luck with that!


Would you rather spend 10 years in some ****ty Siberian prison but get 200 million Euro when released, or not go to prison and spend the rest of your life in poverty.

balfe1990

MadYaker wrote: »

Id lose my right arm.

Would you rather have sex with a goat without anybody knowing, or not have sex with a goat but have everybody think that you did.

Is it a sexy goat? I have an open mind. :pac::pac:

Would you rather:

Perform fellatio on your father, once a day, for a week

or

Have sex with your mother once. Freaky sex.

John Joe McGinty

wretcheddomain wrote: »

It's pretty simple.

The game involves giving an unrealistic hypothetical scenario where if a gun was forced to your head you'd have to choose an option.

I guess you could call the game 'Sophie's Choice of Game'

So when a person answers, give one of your own.

Would you rather lose 'all arms and legs', or lose your 'eyesight and hearing'?

6 of one or half dozen of the other

John Joe McGinty

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Murderous psychopath.

Would you rather get stung by 50 wasps or be trapped in a room with 200 spiders for 2 hours?

Assuming the spiders don't bite, I would go for them. 50 wasp stings would probably kill.

Loose all your house and money and wealth

OR

lose 5 inches of height and sexual pleasure and your penis / vagina ... Please quote me if you answer this so I can keep track

Sprog 4

John Joe McGinty wrote: »

Loose all your house and money and wealth

OR

lose 5 inches of height and sexual pleasure and your penis / vagina ... Please quote me if you answer this so I can keep track

Easy. House and money. It's not like I have anything to lose anyway

Would you prefer to

(a) Have breasts on the palms of your hands but have a secret eye in the back of your head

(b) Scrotums instead of nipples but never get fat no matter how much you eat/drink

wretcheddomain

Sprog 4 wrote: »

Easy. House and money. It's not like I have anything to lose anyway

Would you prefer to

(a) Have breasts on the palms of your hands but have a secret eye in the back of your head

(b) Scrotums instead of nipples but never get fat no matter how much you eat/drink

How on Earth did you manage to think that up without requiring a thought transplant?

SimonTemplar

This thread started with a fairly interesting idea but has quickly turned into a perverted collection of sh*t eating, incest and bizarre genital mutation.

Shanotheslayer

SimonTemplar wrote: »

This thread started with a fairly interesting idea but has quickly turned into a perverted collection of sh*t eating, incest and bizarre genital mutation.

So would you rather Eat ****,be Incest or have a genital mutation?

MickFleetwood

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

So would you rather Eat ****,be Incest or have a genital mutation?

Eat shít.

Would you rather die tomorrow or order the execution of 30,000 innocent people for an extra three years of life?

mackg

MickFleetwood wrote: »

Eat shít.

Would you rather die tomorrow or order the execution of 30,000 innocent people for an extra three years of life?

Execution.

Ride someone with a melted face and a cracking body or with a pretty face but no limbs.

Sprog 4

I'd order the executions. I must be some sort of ruler to have that authority no?

Would you rather be able to fly but have the legs of a chicken and be shunned by society as a freak or be a multi-billionaire giant amorphous blob of a person not being able to wipe any of your three a$$es without help but be adored by the people.

SimonTemplar

Would you rather the leader of the government be Enda Kenny or an inanimate carbon rod?

bumper234

Sprog 4 wrote: »

I'd order the executions. I must be some sort of ruler to have that authority no?

Would you rather be able to fly but have the legs of a chicken and be shunned by society as a freak or be a multi-billionaire giant amorphous blob of a person not being able to wipe any of your three a$$es without help but be adored by the people.

Chicken flyer all the way and i would **** on the haters:D

SimonTemplar wrote: »

Would you rather the leader of the government be Enda Kenny or an inanimate carbon rod?

I don't see a difference.


step in front of a bus to save a child and die yourself or watch a child die and you live for another 100 years.

Podgerz

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 2 horse sized ducks

MickFleetwood

bumper234 wrote: »

Chicken flyer all the way and i would **** on the haters:D



I don't see a difference.


step in front of a bus to save a child and die yourself or watch a child die and you live for another 100 years.

The latter.

Would you rather get your teeth kicked in by a horse or have a dog bite your nose off?

bumper234

MickFleetwood wrote: »

The latter.

Would you rather get your teeth kicked in by a horse or have a dog bite your nose off?

Teeth kicked in i can always get falsies/implants after.

Lose your big toes or your thumbs?

Podgerz

bumper234 wrote: »

Lose your big toes or your thumbs?

Big Toes, can get them replaced and i like holding pens and stuff

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 2 horse sized ducks

bumper234

Podgerz wrote: »

Big Toes, can get them replaced and i like holding pens and stuff

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 2 horse sized ducks

100 duck sized horses i can kick and throw them.

permanently day time or permanently night time

Podgerz

bumper234 wrote: »

100 duck sized horses i can kick and throw them.

permanently day time or permanently night time

Permanen Day Time; I dont want to get depressed.


Scissors for thumbs or spoons for fingers

geeksauce

Podgerz wrote: »

Permanen Day Time; I dont want to get depressed.


Scissors for thumbs or spoons for fingers

Spoons for fingers

Eat a decent sized poop once or

drink a pint of wee ten times

Wacker The Attacker

ElleEm wrote: »

I just threw up a bit in my own mouth.

Throw up in your own mouth or have someone else throw up in yours?

bumper234

geeksauce wrote: »

Spoons for fingers

Eat a decent sized poop once or

drink a pint of wee ten times

Pint of wee

shaved pussy and hairy legs or hairy pussy and shaved legs

Jester252

bumper234 wrote: »

100 duck sized horses i can kick and throw them.

permanently day time or permanently night time

Night time

Cienciano

Pick one:
Given a guaranteed €300k

Or a roll of a dice that gives you a 1 in 6 chance of winning €100m

wretcheddomain

Cienciano wrote: »

Pick one:
Given a guaranteed €300k

Or a roll of a dice that gives you a 1 in 6 chance of winning €100m

I'd take the €300k without a shadow of a doubt. The offer would be too rare and to throw a rare offer on a 16% chance of winning higher seems ridiculous.

Would you rather have debilitating haemorrhoids for life or vomit every 6 hours for life?

BeerWolf

Cienciano wrote: »

Pick one:
Given a guaranteed €300k

Or a roll of a dice that gives you a 1 in 6 chance of winning €100m

I'd go with the roll, €300k's earned within a few years, €100m's well beyond my lifetime.

Edit - someone's posted before me, go with his

MickFleetwood

I'd roll the dice and would take the constant vomiting bug, personally.

Somebody else do the next one.

Sinfonia

Cienciano wrote: »

Pick one:
Given a guaranteed €300k

Or a roll of a dice that gives you a 1 in 6 chance of winning €100m

5:1 odds, 333:1 payoff...

Rolling the dice should be the automatic decision, but I'm pretty sure I'd still take the 300k

wretcheddomain

Sinfonia wrote: »

5:1 odds, 333:1 payoff...

Rolling the dice should be the automatic decision, but I'm pretty sure I'd still take the 300k

I never understood that logic. Just because the payoff appears good for the odds, at the end of the day you only have 1 shot. Whether or not they're 'good odds for the money' is irrelevant.

Anyone

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I never understood that logic. Just because the payoff appears good for the odds, at the end of the day you only have 1 shot. Whether or not they're 'good odds for the money' is irrelevant.

If the return is greater than the actual odds given the correct choice is to take the gamble. Its just the money involved that clouds your judgement.

wretcheddomain

Anyone wrote: »

If the return is greater than the actual odds given the correct choice is to take the gamble. Its just the money involved that clouds your judgement.

No no no, it's not the 'correct choice'. Since when does mathematical odds dictate the correct choice. Given the volume of cash involved, this propagated myth of 'you have to accept because the odds are so good for the cash' is preposterous. At the end of the day, the odds are 16%.

Imagine you were at a slot machine and had €300,000 (as a single coin). Would you insert the coin knowing that 84% of the time you'll lose the €300,000?

Thus, comparing odds with cash is futile and that's what clouds judgement. Irrespective of what odds-lovers say, 84% of the time you'll lose and therefore the prudent decision would be to take the €300,000 as this is a non-repeatable event.

Anyone

wretcheddomain wrote: »

No no no, it's not the 'correct choice'. Since when does mathematical odds dictate the correct choice. Given the volume of cash involved, this propagated myth of 'you have to accept because the odds are so good for the cash' is preposterous. At the end of the day, the odds are 16%.

Imagine you were at a slot machine and had €300,000 (as a single coin). Would you insert the coin knowing that 84% of the time you'll lose the €300,000?

Thus, comparing odds with cash is futile and that's what clouds judgement. Irrespective of what odds-lovers say, 84% of the time you'll lose and therefore the prudent decision would be to take the €300,000 as this is a non-repeatable event.

You just proved my point by mentioning the sum involved over and over. Make it €3 and the return is €1,000. Would you still take the €3?

Edit: I should add, I would take the €300,000 every single time given the option. .

Sinfonia

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I never understood that logic. Just because the payoff appears good for the odds, at the end of the day you only have 1 shot. Whether or not they're 'good odds for the money' is irrelevant.

It's based on expected value, but it only works by the assumption that the game can be played an infinite number of times.
That's why I'd take the 300k, but I wouldn't blame someone for taking the chance on the 100m. If it could be repeated as many times as I want, I'd roll every time.
Utility comes into it too; 300k would change my life completely, whereas I'd imagine Donald Trump or some such would roll the dice.

BeerWolf

Aight, following up:

Would you rather eat Surströmming once or smelling like a Durian for the week?

NegativeCreep

BeerWolf wrote: »

Aight, following up:

Would you rather eat Surströmming once or smelling like a Durian for the week?

That depends entirely on what the hell those things are.