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    #2972
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Some Zappa would go down nice - Joe's Garage, arf, arf. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2973
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny"?

    I want Yello's "Oh yeah" as my funeral song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg


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    #2974
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Highway to hell?


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    #2975
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A podcast of Joe Duffy would go down well


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    #2976
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Was he a postman?
    ffs 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2977
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe is not pleased with this


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    #2978
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    And what type of carpet do you prefer in hotels?

    Honestly, these questions are bonkers.

    He didn't? I'm not tuned in just yet?

    That's only a hop, skip and jump away from "what's your favourite humming noise?".


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    #2979
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe needs why someone would ask for "Ring of Fire" to be played before they're cremated explained to him. Mother of God.


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    #2980
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Im humming Ring of Fire now. I had a Vindaloo for dinner last night.


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    #2981
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Is Joe listening to anything she is saying?:confused:


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    #2982
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe will be sent to on a Sensitivity Course after that sexist comment.


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    #2983
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    He didn't? I'm not tuned in just yet?

    That's only a hop, skip and jump away from "what's your favourite humming noise?".

    No, but his questions are so inane I wouldn't be surprised if that's next. He's clearly not listening.

    "Do people go to you because you're a woman, Mary?"
    "Wot's da biggest Boo-boo?"


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    #2984
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    What the fcuk is this?


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    #2985
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I've never got a name wrong."
    "Well done, well done."

    Joe, thy name is inanity. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2986
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    What the fcuk is this?

    Alternative funerals


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    #2987
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is this a very long ad for this wan's business?


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    #2988
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Certificate in Grim Reaping


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    #2989
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    What the fcuk is this?
    It is an advertorial for this woman's services.


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    #2990
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    You don't need qualifications to be a chancer Joe.


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    #2991
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    And would you do a discount for multiple funerals, say for example if a whole family was wiped out simultaneously by a mass murderer?


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    #2992
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe: What do you draw on Mary?
    Mary: MS Paint, Joe.


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    #2993
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    "Civil funeral practitioner".

    Jesus wept, literally.


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    #2994
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    syklops wrote: »
    Joe: What do you draw on Mary?
    Mary: MS Paint, Joe.
    I draw on de walls


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    #2995
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Certificate in Grim Reaping


    as granted by Prof. Emeritus of Grim Reaping Joseph "Coddle" Duffy, of the University of Ballyer


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    #2996
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Holy Mary on line 2.


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    #2997
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    You don't need qualifications to be a chancer Joe.

    Well Joe has a degree from Trinners......


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    #2998
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "It's very sad."
    "Why, why?" 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2999
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Today's show is sponsored by Death. Let's hear it for Death people!


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    #3000
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    what is she doing she seems out of breath?


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    #3001
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    what is she doing she seems out of breath?

    Sprinting from the crem. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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