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    #3182
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He just said his dad was buried and he gave his eulogy in 1997 (or perhaps '98). Then Horatijoe asks if perhaps this sparked the ban.....16 years later.


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    #3183
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    he got his pee-pee caught in the middle?? ouchy!! :D


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    #3184
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "I'm sure the bishop is probably listening" :D


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    #3185
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'm sure the Bish has his ear simply glued to the radio. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3186
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    He wanted to tell a few funny stories.....maybe he thought this was Funny Friday.

    That would be the last place to tell funny stories, no upstaging Syl and the gang allowed.

    Speaking of which, I've decided to go for cremation when my time comes, and am inviting the entire Funny Friday crew to join me. In fact I'll insist they stay with me throughout the ceremony.


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    #3187
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "I'm sure the bishop is probably listening" :D

    Him, all other clergymen and Fianna Fail members nationwide = 400,000 listeners.


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    #3188
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    3.
    Kick Bishop Smith up the arse. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3189
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Surely this is more suited to page 32 of the Catholic Herald or some such?


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    #3190
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Much of what Christians practice is very unchristian.


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    #3191
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "I'm sure the bishop is probably listening" :D

    I think he is out today dedicating some rock in Co Meath


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    #3192
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    What is YOUR point Joe?


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    #3193
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    signostic wrote: »
    I think he is out today dedicating some rock in Co Meath
    Stick rock?


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    #3194
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I'd love if that woman from Egypt brought a case to the BAI for Joe causing her "delusional"... I'd get some popcorn for that particular apology..


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    #3195
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Ah enough of this oul bollocks Joe.

    Get back to Kai-Row.

    in depth reporting from Eee-gipped with Paxman Duffy :)


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    #3196
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "beautiful circular furniture".

    Next time on MassTalk, is the holy water too cold these days?


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    #3197
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    I'd love if that woman from Egypt brought a case to the BAI for Joe causing her "delusional"... I'd get some popcorn for that particular apology..
    I think she has a case for the BAI.


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    #3198
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe was worried in case Abu Handless came knocking on his door. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3199
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    I'd love if that woman from Egypt brought a case to the BAI for Joe causing her "delusional"... I'd get some popcorn for that particular apology..

    You'll be waiting for that one JA!


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    #3200
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Just ban funeral altogether Joe, and make it illegal for people to die.. problem solved.


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    #3201
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    €1500 for an acknowledgement ad in de paper?


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    #3202
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Just ban funeral altogether Joe, and make it illegal for people to die.. problem solved.

    Fianna Fail to introduce Death Tax.....


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    #3203
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    If we buried people vertically rather than horizontally would that save some money...i.e smaller graves...


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    #3204
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "vunerable people"

    BINGO?

    Knew he'd eventually turn this into another money related matter.


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    #3205
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    9.5K funerals are down to people choosing to spend that.
    1500 quid for a spot in the paper is down to the space taken - a few lines doesn't cost much. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3206
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Who's bringin' da hearse to France?!!! :D


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    #3207
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "WooooooooW".

    Can you deliver that with more sarcasm Joe?

    Love the way this Kerryman says "Kork"


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    #3208
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Anyone else lost?


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    #3209
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    The caller makes a very good point.


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    #3210
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    You don't have to take an ad. in the paper you know.


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    #3211
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    europa11 wrote: »
    You don't have to take an ad. in the paper you know.

    Just tweet the death instead. Much cheaper.


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