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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Is there gold in the soil in Cork?"

    I feel a call from John O'Donovan in the air. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Could he not open his own graveyard and charge a few bob less?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    He must have been a bit smelly by the time they buried him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He died..and we buried him two years later :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Why the hell do people spend the money if they think its too much? I'd haunt the hell out of anyone who spent nine grand on something as unnecessary as a funeral and headstone.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Joe sounds bored out of his skull.

    Hmm, why, yeah


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This lad needs the word "exploitation" explained to him. And "perspective".

    Thing is in Cork, people are dying to get into the funeral parlors........BOOM! BOOM!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I see there is a gap in the market for crematoria nationwide


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Does he want his money back?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He's giving out to Joe now about his earlier topic


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I see there is a gap in the market for crematoria nationwide

    He could open a crematorium in Ovens, Co Cork.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..

    How do all of these escapees get access to phones so quickly?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I detest the cozy cartel that exists in the funeral industry. When I go I want one of those wicker boxes and the cheapest possible option of disposing of it all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Waiting for Joe to say "You cant take it with you".


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "The government should set the price of funerals". :):)


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did he just say "Michael Healy Rae"?

    YOU JUST LOST YOUR ARGUMENT CALLER.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..

    Well we were owed one considering the last two days, six word poems
    and Paul Williams.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    His dad wanted a simple wooden box, the son ignored that and then moans about the cost of the coffin?
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    His dad wanted a simple wooden box, the son ignored that and then moans about the cost of the coffin?
    Probably a giant headstone with a shining beacon on top


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    back peddling are we


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Yeah Marie is ok shes not mad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    sudzs wrote: »
    I detest the cozy cartel that exists in the funeral industry. When I go I want one of those wicker boxes and the cheapest possible option of disposing of it all.

    Greyhound Removals. Use the red bin for cadavers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oops, Joe back-pedals about the delusional comment.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Someone from north must a got onto joe :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This has potential......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Ah, the light suddenly flickers on in Joes head, will Joe now apologise to Marie for saying she's delusional.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    No apology for calling a caller delusional..so far


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    If a family member of mine ever wins a gold medal I'm going into hibernation in case Brek comes knocking on my door.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Probably a giant headstone with a shining beacon on top

    Or a granite Hi-Ace
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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