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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    There is really no need for welfare people to carry on like that


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    don't mind her :D

    Butters is male!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Another one who came back for our social welfare, after paying tax in another jurisdiction.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Butters is male!

    i know twas a joke


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Speed it up there, the social service would be all day listening to him.


    Loads of auld fellas seem to think the state owes them bags of cash despite their lack of contribution.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Have to pay the telephone bill"

    He has his priorities in order anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    lazygal wrote: »
    Speed it up there, the social service would be all day listening to him.


    Loads of auld fellas seem to think the state owes them bags of cash despite their lack of contribution.
    He's after saying he worked in Ireland for 25 years.
    (I'd imagine the slowness of speech is due to the parkinsons).


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Why the fup would a county county councillor be able to get money to which someone is not entitled for this geezer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    He's after saying he worked in Ireland for 25 years.
    (I'd imagine the slowness of speech is due to the parkinsons).

    And he left. There's rules about contributions when you claim money from the state.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »
    "Have to pay the telephone bill"

    He has his priorities in order anyway.

    Would he not get Joe's researchers to call him?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Caller: "Do you mind me mentioning his name"
    Joe: "no, no gwan.. "

    It would have been hilarious if the guy helping him was a Shinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "She was working that was the main reason"

    Main reason for what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "I know I know.." :D:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    The one good man in Mullingar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Where did the 100 a week come out of?


  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭redtelephone


    Gave his tax to Uncle Sam and wants us to dig him out.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    No compensation and he claims he lived there for 28 years, I smell a rat

    This lad managed to live on welfare in the states, he can tell a tall tale I reckon

    Pro beggar


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will the dog host your eulogy?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    If this fella backed 9 horses in a race with 10 runners, the one he didn't back would win by a mile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    I care Gerry move to Longford the metropolis. Never mind that Mullingar shower


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "And the dog"

    I love dogs, dont get me wrong but how much did shipping the dog home cost?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe showing his love for dogs again. A dog must have been driving the car that he walked under.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Why is the dog having his teeth removed funny Joe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "what colour was the dog?" will be next. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭gordongekko


    Doggy dentures


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    That insect story , has to be bs ?? at least as far as the insect causing the illness ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lapin wrote: »
    If this fella backed 9 horses in a race with 10 runners, the one he didn't back would win by a mile.
    Bet his nickname in the states was "Lucky".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Eh, wait, what ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    retired public servant?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    the_monkey wrote: »
    That insect story , has to be bs ?? at least as far as the insect causing the illness ...

    Allergic reaction?


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