Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

clappyhappy

I'm out.

sudzs

It's not lymes disease Joe, it's lyme disease. :rolleyes:

IvyTheTerrible

Meathlass wrote: »

Woman gets disease .... gets treatment ..... seems ok now ..... so, what's the story here?

To let people know about the symptoms. Of course with Joe's incisive interview technique, it's about as clear as mud.

constitutionus

"terry o tool " ?

Please god tell me its one of you lads !

my friend

Terry had anal issues in Bangkok

sudzs

Please budda, allah and the little baby jesus, make it stop! :mad:

An Claidheamh

There's someone laughing in the background, after he said constipated.

Dan Jaman

"Constipated, Joe."
"I'm full of schit too, caller."

the_monkey

constipated listening to this utter gash...

An Claidheamh

Bacardi and lyme disease?

Rock Lesnar

Constipation!!! thank god, theres enough shyte flowing on the show as it is.

sudzs

Is this kind of stuff not more suited to being discussed in the queue in the post office on pension day. :rolleyes:

Rock Lesnar

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Bacardi and lyme disease?

Lemon and Lyme disease if far worse...............i'll get me coat

ButtersSuki

Lahv Lhyme's Disease: a disease common in Ireland caused by overexposure to death, suicide and every type of misery discussed daily on Lahv Lahn. Doctors are baffled as they explain than sufferers should know better. Also linked to excessive coddle consumption.

Symptoms: clenching of teeth, extreme frustration, banging of heads on tables/walls, incredible urge to throw radios out of windows between the hours of 1:45-3:00pm Monday-Friday, headaches due to grunting noises and indecipherable Dubalinese accents, etc.

Treatment: turning off the radio

my friend

actually?

ButtersSuki

Joe has Thick Disease alright.

Rock Lesnar

I always knew there was more thicks over in the west

my friend

Lyme disease is sneered at Stateside

It seems to catch lazy obese people hardest

ButtersSuki

Did he say "I was only off the boat 2 weeks"? The boat to America? On a J1?

my friend

#slanegirl could do with some Lyme disease...

#shorttermmemoryloss

ButtersSuki

Imagine if Jim Larkin died from Lhymes Dizease? That'd be the show sorted for topics until 2016.

sudzs

If Joe says Lymes disease one more time I'm fekkin the radio out the window! :mad:

my friend

AIDS terry AIDS

ButtersSuki

Is this Lhyme's Dizzease?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality,
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy,
From Ballyer, but I now live in a mega-mansion in Clontarf by the sea.

constitutionus

Hunting ?

Horse and hound are on the case now ?

ButtersSuki

sudzs wrote: »

If Joe says Lymes disease one more time I'm fekkin the radio out the window! :mad:

Ah sudzs, I see your problem there from my list which I compiled earlier - symptom and treatment highlighted in bold below for you. That'll be EUR60. :rolleyes:

Lahv Lhyme's Disease: a disease common in Ireland caused by overexposure to death, suicide and every type of misery discussed daily on Lahv Lahn. Doctors are baffled as they explain than sufferers should know better. Also linked to excessive coddle consumption.

Symptoms: clenching of teeth, extreme frustration, banging of heads on tables/walls, incredible urge to throw radios out of windows between the hours of 1:45-3:00pm Monday-Friday, headaches due to grunting noises and indecipherable Dubalinese accents, etc.

Treatment: turning off the radio

ButtersSuki

Prevention: don't ever go outside ever. Especially to America or other countries.

my friend

Could #slanegirl have Lyme disease?

Well, she was sucking on some thicks ...

IvyTheTerrible

Just check yourself for ticks after walking in the country. You can even get your partner involved, to make it fun!

An Claidheamh

my friend wrote: »

Could #slanegirl have Lyme disease?

Well, she was sucking on some thicks ...

The deer's antler, anyway.