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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    It sounded to me like he was making most of it up, if not all of it.

    Bad research alright.. Shur Joe only let the story on air cos he thought it was bout RyanAir..


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Degringola wrote: »
    And if he also has a Liverpool/America/Dublin twang he'll short-circuit the nipple clamps.

    it would also help if he was living in a Toyota Starlet in a breakers yard - along with de oul dawg!


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    for fair & balanced broadcasting joe wont be presenting liveline today. Its to be presented by another salt o d earth wurkin dub. Bill cullen will lash praise on william martin murphy & d entreprenurs of 1913 while trying to discover if murphy used a money clip or wallet for holding his wads of cash on a night out


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    neris wrote: »
    for fair & balanced broadcasting joe wont be presenting liveline today. Its to be presented by another salt o d earth wurkin dub. Bill cullen will lash praise on william martin murphy & d entreprenurs of 1913 while trying to discover if murphy used a money clip or wallet for holding his wads of cash on a night out

    I wonder if Bill Cullen is doing this for free so he can gain his work experience? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I never know what's truthful around here these days, is Dr. Bill really presenting today ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    I never know what's truthful around here these days, is Dr. Bill really presenting today ?

    He's doing it for free, cos you have to work for free to make it in the business. 'From Penny apples to the liveline chair'.. is his next book


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    Just heard his 12.45 teaser.

    Leaving Cert Students running rampage on a plane...

    When asked to stay quiet they laughed...LAUGHED JOE

    There was a woman cryin joe.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    giftgrub wrote: »
    Just heard his 12.45 teaser.

    Leaving Cert Students running rampage on a plane...

    When asked to stay quiet they laughed...LAUGHED JOE

    There was a woman cryin joe.....

    I think you were listening to the teaser for yesterdays show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    Oh...

    They must be going back to it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    giftgrub wrote: »
    Just heard his 12.45 teaser.

    Leaving Cert Students running rampage on a plane...

    When asked to stay quiet they laughed...LAUGHED JOE

    There was a woman cryin joe.....

    Remember the young one who rang because others on the plane were slagging her mothers blue hair* and where loud. She had the police escort them off the plane


    I'm not too sure if I am just making up the bit about the blue hair, but surprisingly enough I don't think I am. Surely someone else remembers that great day :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Remember the young one who rang because others on the plane were slagging her mothers blue hair* and where loud. She had the police escort them off the plane


    I'm not too sure if I am just making up the bit about the blue hair, but surprisingly enough I don't think I am. Surely someone else remembers that great day :)

    i remember her and her poor mother

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I went halves with a friend on duffys €1.49 book at the weekend. They're reading it first but I can't wait :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I fear we're all getting our hopes up. Since Joe has come back from holidays his no. 1 objective appears to be to ore his listeners to death in the hope some of their left behind relatives will call in to discuss the death in minute detail. It really is bad when Dermot's shows about litter were better than the current fare.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Boombastic wrote: »
    I went halves with a friend on duffys €1.49 book at the weekend. They're reading it first but I can't wait :D

    I genuinely thought about buying 10 copies and giving them out to boardsies in an end of year 1st Annual Lahv Lahn Boards Thread Awards. Might still do it...category nominations please?

    I'll start with:
    Best (Un)Funny Friday Style Joke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I genuinely thought about buying 10 copies and giving them out to boardsies in an end of year 1st Annual Lahv Lahn Boards Thread Awards. Might still do it...category nominations please?

    I'll start with:
    Best (Un)Funny Friday Style Joke

    Most obscure prediction of aurbrey ringing but low and behold he's on line 2 Award


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I genuinely thought about buying 10 copies and giving them out to boardsies in an end of year 1st Annual Lahv Lahn Boards Thread Awards. Might still do it...category nominations please?

    I'll start with:
    Best (Un)Funny Friday Style Joke

    Best MacroBoy impersonator


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    Quickest caller with an "As I was tellin your researcher..."?


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bad Line of the Year Award

    sponsored by Meteor


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Best Jim Larkin impression.........but then... how would we know?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Most Indeschiperable Dubalin Accent?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Oh no, micheal collins died 91 years ago TODAY!!!.

    I wonder will Joe be looking for people who can tell us 1. what his voice was like and 2. about the Funeral


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Oh no micheal collins died 91 years ago TODAY!!!.

    I Wonder will Joe be looking for people who can tell us about the Funeral

    SHIIIIIT...it'll be the rare ould times so :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I hear RTE are looking at Wayne Rooney for the Lavlan chair as they want to use a lesser gobsh!te.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oh no, micheal collins died 91 years ago TODAY!!!.

    I wonder will Joe be looking for people who can tell us 1. what his voice was like and 2. about the Funeral

    "And we go to Agnes, in Cork; Anges, what can you tell us about it?"
    "Well, Joe, it was disgraceful; I was in my pram, but I remember being pushed around."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Andrew St. Ledger....I'm guessing he's not from Da Innur Chity? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Is this a discussion about a park bench?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    €10 says Robert Ballagh will be talking to Joe before 3 o clock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Who was Alfie byrne?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Is this a discussion about a park bench?

    Can you pray on that one.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Andrew St. Ledger....I'm guessing he's not from Da Innur Chity? :rolleyes:

    "My parents were born in Innur Chity Dublin"....I stand corrected(ish).


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