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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    He starts at 5 am and keep its up all day..............hardy man!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Keeps it up all day! Whoo Matron!

    And Dermot!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "he keeps it up all day and your at the end of your tether"

    I don't blame her.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Dermot


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Is it a Big Black Cock Missus?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Innuendo-central.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Whats new? ..........woman being annoyed by a cock early in the morning?............


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,939 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    its Bono's peacock Part II


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Bonos cock gone walkabout again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Damo:"Have you spoken to your neighbours?"
    Caller:"No i didn't want to trouble them"
    Damo:"Have you talked to the owner"
    Caller:"No i didn't want to knock on doors"
    Damo:"No, ringing liveline was easier on you"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users Posts: 39,343 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


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    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Wha arr mee rightssss ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    Damo:"Have you spoken to your neighbours?"
    Caller:"No i didn't want to trouble them"
    Damo:"Have you talked to the owner"
    Caller:"No i didn't want to knock on doors"
    Damo:"No, ringing liveline was easier on you"


    We can only hope they don't have a radio.

    "I was morto, Dermot :D"


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Can you get your hands on the cock? Can you choke the chicken?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    From black cocks keeping wimmin' up all night to Mary's opinion on stud farms in Monaghan.


    Go Damo! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    I feel like chicken tonight .... Chicken tonight


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,558 ✭✭✭baldbear


    that cock needs to be put in a darkened shed or dissappeared if they neighbour won't oblige.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    ...and somebody else will come in and run the business better.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    europa11 wrote: »
    From black cocks keeping wimmin' up all night to Mary's opinion on stud farms in Monaghan.


    Go DamoDermot! :)

    Fixed that for you. ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    lol.....she dosent want to get in bad books with the neighbours but then she goes on national radio instead:eek:.....some odd people out there..lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    paddle his own canoe? Is he a gondolier or something


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Jaysus, the Whineline is dead

    I hope her husband doesn't need farmers as customers ...


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    He's out paddling a canoe :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    D'omen talking about farm incomes.

    There'll be no sitting on the fence here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This is obviously a townie Monaghan person giving out about her country brethren.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Farmers get on average of 25k a year."

    Yeah, but they get free eggs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Fkn hell, can anybody tell me the last time the farmers had a good year.???


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    paddle his own canoe? Is he a gondolier or something

    In breaking news, Monaghan twinned with Venice.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    paddle his own canoe? Is he a gondolier or something

    Does fine during the summer, but she says they just can't afford to feed them in winter :D


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